Kentucky Republican Pushes Bill to Make Sex With First Cousin Not Incest - Survivor Winner turned Senator turned Cousinfucker

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A Kentucky Republican has introduced legislation that would amend the state's law so a person who had sex with their first cousin would no longer be criminally liable for incest.

House Bill 269, which state Representative Nick Wilson sponsored, was introduced on January 16 to the House Committee on Committees. According to the Kentucky General Assembly website, it would strike "first cousin from the list of familial relationships" defined as unlawful incest in the state. The amendment would also reduce the designation of incest by contact to a Class D felony for some cases "unless it is committed with a person who is less than twelve years of age," in which case it is Class C.

Wilson, then a 27-year-old public defender, first shot to prominence when he won the 37th season of the CBS reality TV show Survivor in 2018, called Survivor: David vs. Goliath, before returning for the 40th season, featuring the winners from previous shows in 2020. In November 2022, Wilson ran unopposed for the 82nd District of the Kentucky House after Republican incumbent Regina Huff retired.

Kentucky law states that a person is guilty of incest if they engage in sexual relations with a person they know to be "his or her parent, child, grandparent, grandchild, great-grandparent, great-grandchild, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, brother, sister, first cousin, ancestor, or descendent." The amendment introduced by Wilson, if passed, would remove first cousin from this list.

It would also alter Kentucky law on parole for violent offenders to include a person "who has been convicted of incest by sexual contact" within the definition.

Newsweek reached out to Wilson via email for comment.
Wilson's bill was called "truly insane" by Eliza Orlins, a New York public defender who previously appeared as a contestant on Survivor: Vanuatu and Survivor: Micronesia.

In a nearly two minute TikTok video, also shared on her X account, Orlins said: "Oh my God I've got some wild news...This news relates to David vs. Goliath winner of Survivor Nick Wilson, who then leveraged the fame he obtained from winning Survivor to run for Kentucky state legislator and got elected.'

"Nick Wilson is not only supporting but has introduced a bill that would reclassify incest in the state of Kentucky to not include your own first cousin. Kentucky, like so many other places, is facing a lot of issues, and this is Nick's top legislative priority."

Orlins urged her followers to "reach out to anyone you know in Kentucky and tell them to flood his office [with phone calls] and make this story known."

In August 2021, webcomic creator and YouTuber Christine Weston Chandler, also known as Chris Chan, was arrested on a charge of incest in Virginia and later caused a stir by stamping their feet repeatedly in court to disrupt proceedings. The case was dismissed in August 2023.

French survivors of incest spoke out online in January 2021 using the hashtag #MeTooInceste after prominent lawyer Camille Kouchner alleged that her stepfather, a high-profile political scientist, sexually abused her as a child.
 
I really wasn't expecting a CWC mention in this article. But then again, the fat motherfucking autist did out-trend the Olympics on Twitter, so it's not that surprising that his name is indelibly associated with incest until the end of time.

And as usual, there is a relevant Simpsons clip:

 
Why does this article read more like an advertisement for some lame reality show from 20 years ago?

Also I wonder how genetically different first cousins are. Darwin married his first cousin and they had at least seven kids. There was some concern the kids might be infertile but they weren’t retards at least. Three of their sons were actually knighted.
 
Why? What good can possibly come out of it?
In spite of what we've been lead to believe, cousin marriage is legal in the liberal northeast (with the exception of New Hampshire) and California, and illegal in many states we joke about it being a common thing in (West Virginia, Mississippi).
 
Why does this article read more like an advertisement for some lame reality show from 20 years ago?

Also I wonder how genetically different first cousins are. Darwin married his first cousin and they had at least seven kids. There was some concern the kids might be infertile but they weren’t retards at least. Three of their sons were actually knighted.
I mean if you do it once you are ok but if your family is all cousin fuckers aka Pakistan is when shit gets fucked .
 
So let me get this straight...a social conservative from the hills and hollers of Kentucky wants to fully legalize having sex with one's own cousins? And it's not a joke article either or some smear article from Vice or Buzzfeed? Wow. Talk about living up to the stereotypes.

And here's the best part, Nick Wilson is from Williamsburg, KY which is in Eastern Kentucky. That's the part of the state that's in Appalachia.

There is a reason why I refer to the Scots-Irish as mountain niggers.
 
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