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When we tuned in and he was still streaming 20 hours later most of us presumed he only started drinking after midday.
Seems he was drinking vodka and coke at 9am in the morning.

Chris also has in his possession multiple gravity-defying bottles which don't seem to spill no matter what angle he holds them at.
So I found a clip of him finally spilling something for @Kees H
That's a worse splash zone than Splash Mountain, you will get wet within 1 foot of this man.

He of course learnt his lesson and did not make the same mistake again within 5 minutes..

Kees H said:
Him falling down to Bohemian Rhapsody. It's almost like a higher power wanted it to happen, fucking kino.
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My favorite is the one where he falls out of his chair whilst "Stand by me" plays, personally.
 
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I'm not sorry.

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ChristopherDJ performances of Monster from last night stream

I give it 4 nonces out of 5, meh not that bad. Could be better without the mini-heart attacks :story:

He got so angry like this because he was arguing with Ruby in the chat all night long.
She turned off the stream them moment Chris says he's a convicted nonce.
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This post is solely on the topic of Chris's desire to suck dick for cock.
Chris really wants to suck someones cock. "Don't cum in my eyes it hurts"

Chris admits to sucking cock regularly on the weekend and taking loads to the face

Chris does a 4 minute adlibed song about wanting to suck cocks. Surprisingly it's more tolerable to listen to than BossManJack's rapping.

I think I understand Ruby in chat saying Chris only wanted her around to hide the fact that he's homosexual.
 
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Chris found some bags of records near the trash, been playing them for a while and had to do a bit of nigger rigging on his player.
(Happens around the 3h28m mark if anyone wants to grab the full repair session from the VOD)

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He has seemingly made up with Ruby. Stop watching him stream, stalker child.
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A day later and he's a married man.

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I randomly clicked on the bestrabbiever stream and he was jerking off under the covers. He apparently noticed I was watching the stream because shortly after he pulled his pants up and sheepishly waved to the camera
 
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