ChrisIsGay
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Unlike the current fish that are left, Greg is actually entertaining to watch. Glad Sam was able to convince him to stay and save season 2.
🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors
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Official KF Fishtank livechat here!
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Please be nice to the fishtank Mr. Beast.
And don't tell Shinji he's not the real Mr. Beast.
And don't tell Shinji he's not the real Mr. Beast.
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Tay "Do you feel the force?"
Fatty "I feel something"
LOL
Fatty "I feel something"
LOL
Ancient Pioneer
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Tay pointed out the fact it was Tuesday and dogpile day in B2 when it was maybe 3 hours into the dogpile, she'd have basically 4 hours more to go until the boxing match ended it and it became friendship tank again. I think they really could have forced her out when she pulled the scissors on Frank but it was obviously clear to anyone watching that the dogpile was in a frenzied state, production, Frank and fish alike that it was a clear defensive stance not a full retard spergout like Jimmy.
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You guys are fucking retarded, take off the drunk goggles before you post next time. That was actually Mr. Beast.
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My wife Tay singing to fatty. I'm living vicariously through fatty.
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Greg (the real Mr.beast) did a star wars bit as a tribute to fatty, and i thought it had an odd early-cwc vibe to it.
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What!? But people on the Internet told me he's Mr. Beast. You really think someone would Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
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This is the gayest thing I've ever seen on this forum.
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I think that's why I like him. He's got the early cwc autistic charisma.
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The fish are doing a challenge to impress Fatty by paying tribute to him.
- Oliver did some weird native chant and gave him a bunch of food and a smoke. He also brought a big "ALL HAIL FATTY" sign.
- TJ painted himself to look like an Indian(?) and gave a very VEEERRRRYYY high energy native tribute dance that was equal parts cringe and impressive with how much energy he put into it. In terms of what an actual tribute looks like, I think TJ did the best here.
- Trish cooked Fatty a meal and also drew him a picture, followed by a note about how awesome he is. The picture actually looked good.
- Shinji gave Fatty a cooked meal that Fatty didn't like and he also gave Fatty some art work
- Greg did an small Star Wars impression, it was cute.
- Tay brought food, water, and did some Star Wars play and sang a song to Chris. Like actually tried to sing it well. It's not the worst song voice I ever heard but still not great.
Sam asks Fatty which one he likes. Fatty absolutely hated TJ's tribute, while Sam is surprised, he thought his was awesome. Fatty says it was like a drug trip and not a tribute. Fatty didn't like Shinji's dish. Appreciated the effort but doesn't like him. Sam tries to convince Fatty that TJ was the best since he was actually doing tribute dance. Fatty doesn't agree.
Fatty says Trish's is 4th place. Said the food was nice, liked the attitude and loved the art. Loved the heart felt note. However, felt the tribute was just not enough. In 3rd place, Greg. Said his Star War's comedy skit was funny and that he loved it. Says Oliver is 2nd place, said he had the best snacks, also said he came in and respected Fatty like a tribute should. Tay is 1st place. Chris said he liked the food, the water, and was impressed that Tay sang in front of everyone.
Sam calls up Tay to tell her she won, then makes her give Fatty a deep hug, he makes her get DEEP into his fat rolls.
Side note: I'm not saying Tay's tribute was bad or that she didn't deserve 1st place, but I do think Fatty is picking her because he has a crush on her. Kind of like how on S1, when he was fond of Letty he would always pick her, he only stopped when he was pissed at her.
- Oliver did some weird native chant and gave him a bunch of food and a smoke. He also brought a big "ALL HAIL FATTY" sign.
- TJ painted himself to look like an Indian(?) and gave a very VEEERRRRYYY high energy native tribute dance that was equal parts cringe and impressive with how much energy he put into it. In terms of what an actual tribute looks like, I think TJ did the best here.
- Trish cooked Fatty a meal and also drew him a picture, followed by a note about how awesome he is. The picture actually looked good.
- Shinji gave Fatty a cooked meal that Fatty didn't like and he also gave Fatty some art work
- Greg did an small Star Wars impression, it was cute.
- Tay brought food, water, and did some Star Wars play and sang a song to Chris. Like actually tried to sing it well. It's not the worst song voice I ever heard but still not great.
Sam asks Fatty which one he likes. Fatty absolutely hated TJ's tribute, while Sam is surprised, he thought his was awesome. Fatty says it was like a drug trip and not a tribute. Fatty didn't like Shinji's dish. Appreciated the effort but doesn't like him. Sam tries to convince Fatty that TJ was the best since he was actually doing tribute dance. Fatty doesn't agree.
Fatty says Trish's is 4th place. Said the food was nice, liked the attitude and loved the art. Loved the heart felt note. However, felt the tribute was just not enough. In 3rd place, Greg. Said his Star War's comedy skit was funny and that he loved it. Says Oliver is 2nd place, said he had the best snacks, also said he came in and respected Fatty like a tribute should. Tay is 1st place. Chris said he liked the food, the water, and was impressed that Tay sang in front of everyone.
Sam calls up Tay to tell her she won, then makes her give Fatty a deep hug, he makes her get DEEP into his fat rolls.
Side note: I'm not saying Tay's tribute was bad or that she didn't deserve 1st place, but I do think Fatty is picking her because he has a crush on her. Kind of like how on S1, when he was fond of Letty he would always pick her, he only stopped when he was pissed at her.
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Too bad no one reenacted Leia killing Jabba the Hutt.
Chuck McGill
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It probably says something about me that even though I know that's not the real Mr. Beast, even the association and superficial resemblance with him makes me feel far less bad watching him cry than I would a normal person.
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Boxing lessons.
Running a breathalyzer for some reason.
Trish drawing alone. No tts or anything.
Don'yay requesting Shinji dispose of his piss bag.
Running a breathalyzer for some reason.
Trish drawing alone. No tts or anything.
Don'yay requesting Shinji dispose of his piss bag.
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greg is endearing as a living 2013 time capsule- i half expect him to start drawing advice animal memes to share. mr. beast is very of the modern era, greg is still living his best jr high life. i find it hard not to pity the silly naive man
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The boxing lesson is super comfy. Tayliegh's taking it seriously and asking questions, TJ's following along and doing his best. Neither of them seems to be holding a grudge after yesterday.
no-exit
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ok im tapping out, here are my notes from the twitter space, just the things I found interesting. I'm never volunteering to do this again bc it was cringe inducing a lot of the time. the last question i heard was at 12:52 AM EST, some question about comparing the houses between S1 and S2, if anyone wants to pick up where I left off. I apologize for the formatting, my notetaking program is weird and I cant be bothered to change it right now
* wants to make music and shitposts, livestreaming hoarderman auction market (books from the 1800s)
* mephisto and DK are in the space (inner circle) they scouted jimmy
* inner circle are mondo holders
* wants shinji and tay to win
* jimmy had SIXTY CDS
* was 8 hours late because someone ran over his CDs
* jimmy's first audition tape was a 1 hour tour of hoarderman's place
* isnt an actor
* auditioned twice, once directly to FTL, second time to the craigslist ad
* said if he had permission to go all out, he would've won
* Jimmy + inner circle did it for shits n giggles
* someone in inner circle spent 1K
* inner circle wanted to get someone in season 3
* Jimmy doesn't consider his manifesto shit cheating (considers it goofy suggestions for him and production)
** one idea was sing "In the Air Tonight", and piss on the toliet paper and kitchen sink
* summer appearance
** wanted to make sure hes ok
* that is actually jets watch
** jimmy got his watch, then jimmy returned his watch
* Brian appearance
* Jimmy never hated Summer
* Summer left a lot of stuff in the fishtank
* Jimmy is "praying in close proximity to shinji?"
** Jimmy says he sneaks in the house
* Summer says everyone loved Jimmy, shouldnt listen to the haters
* After a long pause, summer said jimmy never felt unsafe around jimmy and he is a big soft
* Summer would forgive jimmy if he attacked her with a mallet (bc shes christian)
* Nifty was actually smelly
* Summer doesn't know what race of guys shes into, sick of coalburner jokes
* Jimmy says TJ has an illegal fetish addiction and cannot be fixed, and linkara would beat TJ in a fight
* Brian says he thinks he left at the right time
* first thing on the manifesto, jimmy must call every black man brotha
* jimmy talked to mauro asked him which of the S1 fishes needs to circumcised
* Brian was instructed to argue with Summer, she didn't know
* Summer says fishtank grads went through a lot and need to stick together
* Brian is a goy irish catholic, and said he was jewish to get people to hate him more
* Jimmy was suprised about how intense attack therapy was, didnt realize the synanon connection
* Jimmy accusing people about utah programs was a bit, but they do owe him money
* Jimmy says his antics were for laughs
** brushed his teeth with diluted bleach
* Jimmy and tay got really close
* Still stuff under NDA, but "good stuff not bad stuff"
* Chris Lynch appears
* Summer loves the bible "it has some good shit in there"
* Jimmy gave Chris lynch a hoarderman bible
* Jimmy wants to access hoarderman's recording studio and repair shop
* G-man impression was supposed to be a hotline miami LARP
* antique vacuum was to milk a male contestant who drinks his eggnog
* hoarderman will take 80% of auctioned stuff
* Jimmy is single, is a "first come first serve guy" (no idea what that means)
** into curvy thick goth girls
* Jimmy wont cockblock shinji, doesnt want to be a homerwrecker
** summer replies "ermmm what the spruce"
*** summer wont date shinji, or anyone else at the moment
* Jimmy says trish was nice at first, but turned into a petty bitch copycat of sylvia and letty
* Brian and summer think shinji will win by
* Brian, summer, jimmy actually thought he was the only infiltrator
* Jimmy said he sperged out at meg bc the bindings were tight and cutting circulation
* Jimmy/Brian B1 confession was "genuine emotion, he wanted to believe that Brian wasn't lying"
* Brian blew all of his crypto on ecstasy
* Drunk Delaney in the space, invites any girls in the philly area to come over and drink twisted teas
** She lives in a artist commune in a deconsecrated convent
* Jimmy maintains that he didn't hit Brittney w/ the mallet and the bruises are suspicious
** says people dont dance after being hit
** didn't intend to hurt her, TJ is an example of jimmy trying to hurt someone
** said brittney targeted her "for some reason"
** he threw the mallet at the wall, not her
* Hassle enters
** presses jimmy if hes delusional and insane and that everyone saw him hit brittney
** calls him dangeously delusional
* Jimmy says weighted gloves were "overheard" from sensei and sam
* Jimmy hasn't talked to Brittney
* Jimmy fired from paper mill (?)
* Summer has needed to start taking meds for nightmares
* Jimmy had a 3 day stint in jail for a DUI, and utah people gave him drugs(saphris) punched holes in his walls and called the cops on him
* Jimmy doesnt have bipolar and schizophrenia
* initial thoughts coming into the tank and leaving
** Summer
*** Im in it to win it
*** My life will be better because of this gave her a great opportunity
** Brian
*** agreed with summer
*** expected much worse coming out of the tank, doesn't care about being least endorsed
** Delaney
*** I feel like george floyd, I cant breathe
*** Its time to go, my bf was telling me to come home
** Jimmy
*** holy fuck im here
*** damn it I fucked up, I dont want to be at the mercy of TJ's illegal fetishes
* Jimmy is just playing retarded sfx
* jimmy says prod let trish change the rules during the beef game, so thats how he justified his sperg out on brittney
* Jimmy had no agenda coming back into the tank
* Jimmy and co backpedaling that their manifesto was just a low effort gag and not a calculated gay op (that apparently some inner circle guy spent 1K on)
* this goon guy on twt is mephisto
* Brian thinks Tay could become a leader, but it's too late
* Chris lynch says that jimmy should be wary of internet people exploiting him and turning him into a lolcow(the inner circle people)
** its the internet, its not real, inner circle people are bad guys
** the orbiters/4chan neets gassing up jimmy are faggots
** orbiters feel like they are being character assassinated
** jimmy says he knows IBS and metokur and the internet is for laughs
** orbiters say that chris is defensive and projecting
** "Chris can I ask you a question?" "No, shut up."
* The inner circle are his internet friends, his council are his IRL friends
* Jimmy doesnt use 4chan, doesnt fully trust people on the internet
* Jimmy says the lubecooch is just allegations and he's just suspicious
* Jimmy says he was taught how to street fight
* Summer only watched the fishtank episodes, and didn't watch the last 2 bc she was preparing to join S2
* Jimmy planned to play his "cursed recordings" in the gooncave while people were sleeping
* denies abagantos deviantart account
** says it was made by some funnyjunk troll while he was in the tank (despite it being made 10 years ago)
* Summer's dream was to do Sam's bit (referring to her Samantha Hyde bit)
* mephisto and DK are in the space (inner circle) they scouted jimmy
* inner circle are mondo holders
* wants shinji and tay to win
* jimmy had SIXTY CDS
* was 8 hours late because someone ran over his CDs
* jimmy's first audition tape was a 1 hour tour of hoarderman's place
* isnt an actor
* auditioned twice, once directly to FTL, second time to the craigslist ad
* said if he had permission to go all out, he would've won
* Jimmy + inner circle did it for shits n giggles
* someone in inner circle spent 1K
* inner circle wanted to get someone in season 3
* Jimmy doesn't consider his manifesto shit cheating (considers it goofy suggestions for him and production)
** one idea was sing "In the Air Tonight", and piss on the toliet paper and kitchen sink
* summer appearance
** wanted to make sure hes ok
* that is actually jets watch
** jimmy got his watch, then jimmy returned his watch
* Brian appearance
* Jimmy never hated Summer
* Summer left a lot of stuff in the fishtank
* Jimmy is "praying in close proximity to shinji?"
** Jimmy says he sneaks in the house
* Summer says everyone loved Jimmy, shouldnt listen to the haters
* After a long pause, summer said jimmy never felt unsafe around jimmy and he is a big soft
* Summer would forgive jimmy if he attacked her with a mallet (bc shes christian)
* Nifty was actually smelly
* Summer doesn't know what race of guys shes into, sick of coalburner jokes
* Jimmy says TJ has an illegal fetish addiction and cannot be fixed, and linkara would beat TJ in a fight
* Brian says he thinks he left at the right time
* first thing on the manifesto, jimmy must call every black man brotha
* jimmy talked to mauro asked him which of the S1 fishes needs to circumcised
* Brian was instructed to argue with Summer, she didn't know
* Summer says fishtank grads went through a lot and need to stick together
* Brian is a goy irish catholic, and said he was jewish to get people to hate him more
* Jimmy was suprised about how intense attack therapy was, didnt realize the synanon connection
* Jimmy accusing people about utah programs was a bit, but they do owe him money
* Jimmy says his antics were for laughs
** brushed his teeth with diluted bleach
* Jimmy and tay got really close
* Still stuff under NDA, but "good stuff not bad stuff"
* Chris Lynch appears
* Summer loves the bible "it has some good shit in there"
* Jimmy gave Chris lynch a hoarderman bible
* Jimmy wants to access hoarderman's recording studio and repair shop
* G-man impression was supposed to be a hotline miami LARP
* antique vacuum was to milk a male contestant who drinks his eggnog
* hoarderman will take 80% of auctioned stuff
* Jimmy is single, is a "first come first serve guy" (no idea what that means)
** into curvy thick goth girls
* Jimmy wont cockblock shinji, doesnt want to be a homerwrecker
** summer replies "ermmm what the spruce"
*** summer wont date shinji, or anyone else at the moment
* Jimmy says trish was nice at first, but turned into a petty bitch copycat of sylvia and letty
* Brian and summer think shinji will win by
* Brian, summer, jimmy actually thought he was the only infiltrator
* Jimmy said he sperged out at meg bc the bindings were tight and cutting circulation
* Jimmy/Brian B1 confession was "genuine emotion, he wanted to believe that Brian wasn't lying"
* Brian blew all of his crypto on ecstasy
* Drunk Delaney in the space, invites any girls in the philly area to come over and drink twisted teas
** She lives in a artist commune in a deconsecrated convent
* Jimmy maintains that he didn't hit Brittney w/ the mallet and the bruises are suspicious
** says people dont dance after being hit
** didn't intend to hurt her, TJ is an example of jimmy trying to hurt someone
** said brittney targeted her "for some reason"
** he threw the mallet at the wall, not her
* Hassle enters
** presses jimmy if hes delusional and insane and that everyone saw him hit brittney
** calls him dangeously delusional
* Jimmy says weighted gloves were "overheard" from sensei and sam
* Jimmy hasn't talked to Brittney
* Jimmy fired from paper mill (?)
* Summer has needed to start taking meds for nightmares
* Jimmy had a 3 day stint in jail for a DUI, and utah people gave him drugs(saphris) punched holes in his walls and called the cops on him
* Jimmy doesnt have bipolar and schizophrenia
* initial thoughts coming into the tank and leaving
** Summer
*** Im in it to win it
*** My life will be better because of this gave her a great opportunity
** Brian
*** agreed with summer
*** expected much worse coming out of the tank, doesn't care about being least endorsed
** Delaney
*** I feel like george floyd, I cant breathe
*** Its time to go, my bf was telling me to come home
** Jimmy
*** holy fuck im here
*** damn it I fucked up, I dont want to be at the mercy of TJ's illegal fetishes
* Jimmy is just playing retarded sfx
* jimmy says prod let trish change the rules during the beef game, so thats how he justified his sperg out on brittney
* Jimmy had no agenda coming back into the tank
* Jimmy and co backpedaling that their manifesto was just a low effort gag and not a calculated gay op (that apparently some inner circle guy spent 1K on)
* this goon guy on twt is mephisto
* Brian thinks Tay could become a leader, but it's too late
* Chris lynch says that jimmy should be wary of internet people exploiting him and turning him into a lolcow(the inner circle people)
** its the internet, its not real, inner circle people are bad guys
** the orbiters/4chan neets gassing up jimmy are faggots
** orbiters feel like they are being character assassinated
** jimmy says he knows IBS and metokur and the internet is for laughs
** orbiters say that chris is defensive and projecting
** "Chris can I ask you a question?" "No, shut up."
* The inner circle are his internet friends, his council are his IRL friends
* Jimmy doesnt use 4chan, doesnt fully trust people on the internet
* Jimmy says the lubecooch is just allegations and he's just suspicious
* Jimmy says he was taught how to street fight
* Summer only watched the fishtank episodes, and didn't watch the last 2 bc she was preparing to join S2
* Jimmy planned to play his "cursed recordings" in the gooncave while people were sleeping
* denies abagantos deviantart account
** says it was made by some funnyjunk troll while he was in the tank (despite it being made 10 years ago)
* Summer's dream was to do Sam's bit (referring to her Samantha Hyde bit)
Semen_Recycler
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Jesus, watching TJ throw a punch is so painful. If Tay had like 20 more lbs on her, she would have whooped his ass
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I don't know if it's been posted yet but earlier in the day when Sam was convincing Greg to stay he threw out a quick "You don't have any weird porn accounts that the viewers are going to dig up?" and I thought that was pretty funny. Greg answered no.
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TTS pointed out Shinji misspelled something on the wall lmao. Took him a minute, had to write it out on his hand to figure it out.
