Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[OttoWest]

She keeps using that ass photo as if it is sexy and empowering and not a bunch of headless bodies laid like animal carcasses at the abattoir.

 

[Cuddlebug]

J IG:
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Bull SHIT it's "hot". They can't even get their arms around each other!

Also, "accessible"? What, do they rent a fork lift? Use one of those long grabby arms strapped to a vibrator or something?? Or do they just dry hump each other until one of them passes out from the chest pains?

 

[I call shenanigans]

She's claiming that an A1c of 6% means her beetus is "well-managed"? I wonder what her endocrinologist thinks of that.

Her endocrinologist is probably pretty happy with that TBH. As a full blown T2D, her goal A1C is very likely around 7. That’s generally considered a pretty good goal for a diabetic. Her diabetes meds are doing a decent job, because we know it’s not her eating keeping her A1C down.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Bull SHIT it's "hot". They can't even get their arms around each other!

Also, "accessible"? What, do they rent a fork lift? Use one of those long grabby arms strapped to a vibrator or something?? Or do they just dry hump each other until one of them passes out from the chest pains?

I've seen no signs of an engine hoist, or a set of house jacks (and timbers), in any of the pics they've posted, so I'm on team Lesbian Bed Death: Deathfat Edition.

 

[David Glowie]

Bull SHIT it's "hot". They can't even get their arms around each other!

Hot as in overheated and dripping sweat, perhaps.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Joke's on you, Corissa. A fried egg is better than your usual brekky (2 liter bottle of soda).

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

J IG:
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This is like how two little kids kiss when they only have a tentative grasp on the whole concept.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Sometimes I just would like to switch diets with those two for a week.

Probably just sugar cravings talking, but I would love to watch J-rilla suffer through a 50 gram protein breakfast with probiotics, yogurt, fruit, eggs, and cheese. Because I am sure sick of it.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Sometimes I just would like to switch diets with those two for a week.

Probably just sugar cravings talking, but I would love to watch J-rilla suffer through a 50 gram protein breakfast with probiotics, yogurt, fruit, eggs, and cheese. Because I am sure sick of it.

I'd imagine she'd actually enjoy it, actually. But of course, her version would load the yogurt up with sugar and "healthy granola", the eggs would be a 10 egg omelet (extra cheese!). Then she'd take all kinds of pictures of her "Healthy Breakfast" for her Instagram bragging how she's nourishing her body.

Spoiler: Sugar tip

If you're craving sugar, get your favorite candy and eat the serving once per day and reduce from there. For me, it was peanut M&Ms. Every few weeks I'd take one less M. Eventually, I stopped craving them all together, took about 6 months.

Don't avoid it entirely or you'll hit a wall. You got this!

 

[GenociderSyo]

Fat Camp:



Corissa IG:


J IG:

 

[OttoWest]

Sometimes I just would like to switch diets with those two for a week.

Probably just sugar cravings talking, but I would love to watch J-rilla suffer through a 50 gram protein breakfast with probiotics, yogurt, fruit, eggs, and cheese. Because I am sure sick of it.

I think she would have a legit breakdown or cry. Don’t know if J is food aggressive (obviously she’s addictive) but I would expect the shock of a perceived “lack” of food would upset her greatly.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Y'know, for all the bleating these sows do about "food deserts" and poverty, it's amazing they can afford $2000+ to float around in a pool for a few days with Coco.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Dr. Armchair]

Fat Camp:
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Corissa IG:
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J IG:
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The dog ain’t the only thing that’s too big in that IG story…

 

[glass_houses]

Juliana looks a wax sculpture that's been left in the summer sun...

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I haven't given a rat's ass about superhero shit in over three years, so help me out, Kiwis. Who's the last superhero in the lineup? Because to me it just looks like fat Danny DeVito.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I haven't given a rat's ass about superhero shit in over three years, so help me out, Kiwis. Who's the last superhero in the lineup? Because to me it just looks like fat Danny DeVito.

That is supposed to be Nick Fury.

 

[How_are_you]

These lazy cunts would never admit it, but being obese (let alone a death fat) is absolutely miserable. You can't move. You can't bend down to pick something up or tie your shoes. You can't walk from your car to the store without discomfort (at the least), you can't clean yourself properly. Food becomes your only source of pleasure because you are unable to do much else. Clothes don't fit, people treat you differently. You stink and you don't even know you stink. You could never convince me that these two, or any death fat wouldn't give anything to be half their size (assuming it doesn't involve giving up food and/or being productive)

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Fat Camp:
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Corissa IG:
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J and Corissa keep telling us how they're living their best lives, fat and all. Tell us, Corissa, what made 2023 so goddamn hard?? Couldn't be low cash, diabetes, gallbladder shits, low mobility?

The way those Fat Camp pics keep coming up, it makes me assume it's the only thing she went out and DID last year.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Saul is a beautiful dog. I feel bad for him, as a LGD without a job.