Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

There's 9 bottles in this image alone.

Around 10 bottles in the kitchen (and that's on the counter alone, someone check the damn cupboards!), another 30 or so bottles in his streaming room, and a couple 4.5% ACV bottles of wine in the basement lounge because you never quite know.

You have to figure there's some bedroom beverages at the ready and some living room liquor in case guests need entertaining. Could there be over 100 different bottles of booze in his home at any given time?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

who is probably into cuckoldry.

Where’d you get “probably” from?

 

[sneedem&feedem]

https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1748197003622764832

https://archive.ph/BHQ6e

Pictured: someone still totally not mad at the being called a non practicing lawyer.

Hey, remember when Ty Beard thought he could notarize over the phone?

 

[Local Wordmason]

Around 10 bottles in the kitchen (and that's on the counter alone, someone check the damn cupboards!), another 30 or so bottles in his streaming room, and a couple 4.5% ACV bottles of wine in the basement lounge because you never quite know.

You have to figure there's some bedroom beverages at the ready and some living room liquor in case guests need entertaining. Could there be over 100 different bottles of booze in his home at any given time?

Don't forget the stocked bar in the sex dungeon for the bulls.

 

[Harm]

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https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1748197003622764832

https://archive.ph/BHQ6e

Pictured: someone still totally not mad at the being called a non practicing lawyer.

Hey, remember when Ty Beard thought he could notarize over the phone?

They accidentally put an extra "e" while typing something for their job? How embarrassing.

What's next, they're gonna accidentally paste "m0lesting" in a word while typing something for their job?

 

[Owlbear]

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https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1748197003622764832

https://archive.ph/BHQ6e

Pictured: someone still totally not mad at the being called a non practicing lawyer.

Hey, remember when Ty Beard thought he could notarize over the phone?

This is pretty funny and embarrassing, but they can just file a correction form for a few hundred bucks. Given the fact that "RIPPAVERSEE" was repeated twice, I'm not convinced this is an actual typo, though...

 

[Chibitzen]

Waste of his time, imo. We go on enough retarded tangents on our own when there's nothing to talk about.

Oh, you have no idea. I got some good ones through PM and filling out some of the Bingo cards now...

*(I might need a couple more suggestions for the Center Pieces believe it or not...)

 

[Sam Losco]

The trademark was just filed yesterday and an amendment filed today correcting it. Nothingburger doesn't even begin to describe this.

https://tsdr.uspto.gov/#caseNumber=98361240&caseSearchType=US_APPLICATION&caseType=DEFAULT&searchType=statusSearch

Click on the Documents tab.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yeah, coming from the guy who recommended Ty Beard, this feels like Nick throwing empty whiskey bottles inside a glass house

 

[Captain Manning]

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https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1748197003622764832

https://archive.ph/BHQ6e

Pictured: someone still totally not mad at the being called a non practicing lawyer.

Hey, remember when Ty Beard thought he could notarize over the phone?

Man, Dax is fucking salty as fuck that ISOM lawsuit thing ended in a whimper, and not a bang, isn't he?

Stay classy as always, Daxipad.

 

[AnOminous]

Not that I really care if they ever see that gift. His paid Locals audience gets what they deserve. In their case, the deserve nothing but mockery.

People used to joke about Nick grifting when he was raising money and delivered.

Now he's just a plain old thief.

The trademark was just filed yesterday and an amendment filed today correcting it. Nothingburger doesn't even begin to describe this.

Having this situation and not saying "Welcome to the Typoverse."

Comedian, everyone.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Hey, remember when Ty Beard thought he could notarize over the phone?

Oh come on, that was just a silly little mistake that didn't matter despite costing the whole case. Now a typo, that's a big deal, what kind of lawyer makes a typo that's irrelevant? That kind of thing is just too much, they might as well be non practicing.

 

[Chibitzen]

The trademark was just filed yesterday and an amendment filed today correcting it. Nothingburger doesn't even begin to describe this.

https://tsdr.uspto.gov/#caseNumber=98361240&caseSearchType=US_APPLICATION&caseType=DEFAULT&searchType=statusSearch

Click on the Documents tab.

That Nothingburger sure tastes good though. Mmmm.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That Nothingburger sure tastes good though. Mmmm.

I hear they pair well with Nick's new diet of liquid alcohol and ramen to cut weight.

 

[AltisticRight]

>Rippaversee
Chances are the lawyer just fat fingered it, the keys got stuck since the letter E is literally the fucking most commonly occurring letter, or they did it on a phone.


What a complete and utter nothingburger to cope and seethe over. Juju is a comedian by the way, how funny is that?
I bet a correction takes less time then Juju malding and dilating to conjure up this gay Xeet.
Spot the typo, Balldo. Cry about it fgt.

>At least they are practicing
Yes Balldo, you've never ever made a typo ever.
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu totally can't present a series of screenshots depicting Balldo's typing after downing a bottle of top-shelf 200-year-aged bourbon.

 

[AnOminous]

>At least they are practicing
Yes Balldo, you've never ever made a typo ever.

I can't believe Nick of all people is joking am0lestinground about that.

 

[miss ethanol]

>At least they are practicing
Yes Balldo, you've never ever made a typo ever.

He has a dumb creative writing or English major (I don´t remember which one) so that should mean that he is good at English, but just as he is a non-practicing lawyer, he is a non-practicing creative writer.

 

[Pomniman]

He has a dumb creative writing or English major (I don´t remember which one) so that should mean that he is good at English, but just as he is a non-practicing lawyer, he is a non-practicing creative writer.

I'm a practicing shitposter with 5 (6 if you count one I've only 90% completed) completely retarded novels under my belt and I misspell things intentionally all the time just to be an asshole. If you can't mutilate a language for laughs you're not really having fun with it.

 

[Señora Airi]

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His streaming times are starting to get weird.

I guess Rekieta's blackness comes from him not being able to stream at a set time.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1748197003622764832

https://archive.ph/BHQ6e

Pictured: someone still totally not mad at the being called a non practicing lawyer.

Hey, remember when Ty Beard thought he could notarize over the phone?

“At least they are practicing.”

I assume there’s been at least a few people who’ve made the obvious joke.