🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[C. Cactus]

Oliver is growing on me. He seemed boring at first and I'm still not really sure why they brought him on, but he's pretty funny sometimes. He's doing the haka (the dance New Zealand sports teams do) shirtless in the living room.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Oliver is growing on me. He seemed boring at first and I'm still not really sure why they brought him on, but he's pretty funny sometimes. He's doing the haka (the dance New Zealand sports teams do) shirtless in the living room.

Same. Oliver was extremely quiet the first week or so he was there so I kind of wrote him off as Mauro 2.0 but he really isn't like that at all. He's actually pretty funny.

 

[CoolFool]

When is Shinji's date going to be there? And does anyone know how much plushies cost?

11 at 23 is on the lower end. The average college girl has around 40 at the end of freshman year.

I'd say this depends on where you live and what major you're getting. 40 is definitely not average for most women where I live.

Spoiler: Slight PL?

I will say tho it seems like every art major and poli sci major I've met all had huge body counts. It also seems like everyone I've ever met from Cali/New York/Washington have a ton of sex partners. I remember this one lady in particular, super nice and introverted, seemed very normal, told me she had a triple digit body count. Like wtf, where do you even find time to fuck that many people?

I must have shown a surprised look on my face because she said it was normal where she's from (Washington) and that it only seems high because the state I live in is a "sexually repressed" state.

Trish is from Cali, so she's probably telling the truth that 11 is low.

Same. Oliver was extremely quiet the first week or so he was there so I kind of wrote him off as Mauro 2.0 but he really isn't like that at all. He's actually pretty funny.

He was really funny working with danye on that baby challenge, and he's pretty funny when other fish interact with him. He just needs to speak up some more.

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

Same. Oliver was extremely quiet the first week or so he was there so I kind of wrote him off as Mauro 2.0 but he really isn't like that at all. He's actually pretty funny.

He knows when to be funny and when to shut up. It'd rather someone like him who when he speaks is often funny than two fatties who have to be talking constantly and it's just a constant barrage of inane shit. And not in a Brian way where all his contributions were mostly just "I heard this bit on that podcast".

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Greg has been tasked by Vance to give out secret challenges called "Greg Bucks." Since he wants to go home, the Greg Bucks will counteract Chris Points.

We now have Chris Bucks, Oliver Dollars, and Greg Bucks alongside the Chips. Great job Jet, outsourcing your content creation to fiverr Freeloadrr.

 

[Chinese Arbraham]

Jet has tasked TJ to teach Greg Nifty lore, TJ uhhs and umms his way through explaining Nifty was a stinky "ephebophile"

 

[Aristides]

Jet has tasked TJ to teach Greg Nifty lore, TJ uhhs and umms his way through explaining Nifty was a stinky "ephebophile"

Season 2, Day 32, ~11:05PM FT
Bedroom 3

Jet pulled TJ aside in B3 and instructed him to tell Greg who Nifty is and all her history "right away," so that's what he's doing now. TJ went downstairs and eventually took Greg to B3: "She would um... do stand-up for us sometimes..." "She's non-binary, so she's they/them... and Nifty... was part of a polycule..." "She's sort of an unpleasant person to be around, she offended the senses and... she just offended senses on all fronts, essentially." "Also, she revealed a fact to us, where they, being Nifty... was in college and they had a boyfriend in high school..." a TTS saying he lacks initiative and calling him a coward comes in, TJ replies with "Fuck off" immediately, something you'd only see drunk TJ doing. Another soon after says he can win, drunk TJ replies "I know I can." Dutch courage seems to be the cure for autism. Alex Stein walks in and immediately starts talking to Greg about his Mr. Beast character, derailing the whole operation.

Greg brings up being "forced to do the Mr. Beast bit" and when Frank threw Fatty's underwear at his face. Alex starts cracking up and asks him if he "cried yesterday," then asks camera to send that clip to him on Twitter.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

One of the things I find funny about this show is how the fish slowly over time begin to treat the TTS like they're part of the cast. They routinely laugh at the TTS jokes, insults and refuse to interfere with the TTS pranks as they're going on. Most of the fish just walked by and said nothing while TTS was trying to get Oliver to vomit on his first day in the tank, TTS telling him that if he made himself vomit it would get wild dogged out of the doghouse. TTS also pranked Greg when he first woke up with that 5000 dollars to charity to stomp the food thing as well.

One of the big things missing from the S1 episodic format was that there was no inclusion or acknowledgement of TTS being apart of the show, S2 TTS often times yields bangers every single day that crack the fish up, piss them off or prank them. In a S1 style cut of this season the Trump TTS talking about Nifty having the fattest pussy in the tank would be entirely omitted, even though it was the highlight of Charleston's entire visit.

 

[Cringestorian X]

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>tay has an onionfarms account
only used when KF was down. age matches up with tay, as does the name (ifunny account)

you should mention that account only have 3 posts and they're all asking people how to get in contact with Chris
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and yesterday tay was talking about how she facetimed Cobra at one point, so yeah there is a possibility that the account belongs to hers

yup that onionfarms account is definitely hers

 

[Nihil Jung]

One of the big things missing from the S1 episodic format was that there was no inclusion or acknowledgement of TTS being apart of the show, S2 TTS often times yields bangers every single day that crack the fish up, piss them off or prank them. In a S1 style cut of this season the Trump TTS talking about Nifty having the fattest pussy in the tank would be entirely omitted, even though it was the highlight of Charleston's entire visit.

For sure, my wife watched the episode version with me and I was kinda in awe that the near constant bombardment and harrassment chat was to the house was almost entirely absent.

On the other hand, it's omission def. gave some freeloaders and probably Shinji a different expectation of what the house was like. For example, Mr. Beast had no idea what was in store for him via tts.

 

[Jobama]

Neptunian.

 

[Lester Tasker]

You guys think they'd give TJ the win after he was throwing haymakers at Tay?

 

[The Tall Man]

In B2 Jet informs Shinji he is going to be the subject of one of the bigtoys, FINGE, a one on one date with a contestant of the buyers choice.
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Ominous response from the House.
This is $10000 btw.
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cringe kino incoming

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Just a random thought, I really hope in the edit for season 2 they show TJ being told to mog/flex in front of the camera whenever the "Jimmy fucks dogs" SFX is played, as well as a couple of instances of him doing it.

Given that him beating Jimmy in a boxing match is the way Jimmy is finally eliminated - after initially losing in another physical challenge to him - it is a rare example of a character subplot actually having foreshadowing and and a satisfying conclusion.

 

[Richard Freeman]

yup that onionfarms account is definitely hers

She also uses the same username on Cashapp, which also shows her real name.

L | A

 

[Kane lives in death]

Well i hope Shinjis date is Summer.
How could a nutcase get that money? maybe she took a predatory loan or something but its worth it to her so she fights to keep the one and only love of her life, literally every BPD has said this about every crush they ever had but this one IS REAL .

 

[The Man With No Name]

This season is a good example of why it's smart to practice digital hygiene.

All young dudes, ladies, and looney troons reading this. Do yourself a favor and use a different username on every website. Usernames that are hard to search and that aren't unique. Nobody's undoxable, but you can be safer.

 

[Pathos]

Previous Endorsement Stats are linked below

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/17523088/

Stats as of 9:20AM EST 1/19/24

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)

1st Shinji- 10806 -

2nd LubeCooch - 7091 -

3rd Tayleigh- 5740 -

Runners up:

Trish - 1910 -

Freeloaders (unranked):

- Frank -1135

Mr. Beast - 644

- Chris - 637

Dumbgay -533

Oliver Gay -290

Alex - 186

Spoiler: Hellhouse Obituary

Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Tai - 1/12/24 - Retired - Cause: Turned into AI TTS

Britney - 1/14/24 - KO - Cause: Cerebral Hemorrhaging due to head on collision with blunt object

Ali - 1/14/24 - KO - Death from Exposure

Hammer Bro. Jimmy 1/9/24 - TKO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!

Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.

Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.

Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged

Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion

JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit

Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game. Received a prophetic vision of Jimmy related destruction to come.

 

[Noble Redditor]

This season is a good example of why it's smart to practice digital hygiene.

All young dudes, ladies, and looney troons reading this. Do yourself a favor and use a different username on every website. Usernames that are hard to search and that aren't unique. Nobody's undoxable, but you can be safer.

I believe gen Z & A view cyber opsec as an antiquated concept, the same way they see a computer mouse and keyboard as outdated tech.

 

[SaintMalteser2222]

Oliver Gay "you're like a reality TV character" prophetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxIF_7WdDY&t=206s&ab_channel=NewZealandToday