Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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>Wasn't as prepared as she could be
Jesus Christ, you Keffals fans are great at dismissing things aren't y'all? Nah, she literally did not know Chris had spent two years in the system for mom raping. Not only that, but she had actively fed into his delusions unaware of the fact that is what he truly believes.
I think there is a bigger picture Keffals is hiding from us. But knowing Keffals, the uncut interview is hidden behind a 100k paywall. Why? Drug money.
Edit: I might be wrong about one thing or another, I'm open for being corrected
If I were a fart porn drug addict twitch streamer, I would kill myself. But assuming I decided to smear Kiwifarms instead, there's a very different tactic I'd employ with this interview. Keffals was in theory in a better position than most because Chris reached out to him.

Interviewing Chris-Chan is no mean feat due to Chris being Chris, but Keffals clearly had not bothered watching any other interviews to get a gauge on that. He also didn't do basic research - he suggested to Chris that the Idea Guys implanted the idea of CWCville being real, when almost a decade before that Chris was arguing that Asperchu was a living breathing being in a cartoon dimension - all the Idea Guys did was manipulate Chris's existing fantasy beliefs. This is not niche information the CWCki exists, Chris is probably the easiest person to research ever.

Anyway, Keffals explains in the introduction that KiwiFarms originally was the CWCki Forums. He never expands on this, but that's the avenue he would have persued he was in any way an effective propagandist. Chris volunteers the subject of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page and Bluespike so was amenable to discussing the early days of Christory, and Keffals had the benefit of editing so could have threaded it into a more coherent narrative.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


However that would have required Keffals to show some degree of cunning and also expend the effort of actually doing background research. He'd also have had to work with an editor to create a documentary threaded through with Chris supposedly backing this narrative up. Since this is Keffals we instead get a hastily chopped together video call where he basically asks the same questions repeatedly ("How do you move on from this", "How will you move on?", "What did it feel like getting harassed?" "What did it feel like being on The Truman Show" etc) and a bunch of undirected open ended questions that meant Chris just rambled away off topic. I mean Keffals literally glossed over BlueSpike and seemed to have no idea what Chris was talking about, probably because he was up till 5 am smoking crack the night before and so had to spend the afternoon spackling on makeup and setting up his camera filter.
 
What would Keffals do without the ability to play victim continuously?
Lucas has only ever lived his life off of someone else's dime, whether it's the taxpayer's, his viewers, his mother, or the suckers who donated to his GriftFundMe. Without victimhood, he would have no income. He's ever worked a day in his life, and definitely sees himself as being above an actual job.
 
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"trans people were a beloved pillar of modern society... until that filthy whore KKKeffals showed up" :story:
 
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If you check the replies or QTs of anything I posted in the last 48 hours, there have been hundreds of people posting pictures of drugs, telling me to relapse, and telling me to die. these aren't right-wing trolls, these are people who supposedly care about progressive values.

I am constantly disgusted and ashamed that so many people who consider themselves on the left absolutely hate people who struggle with mental illness, disabilities, and seemingly have no principles whatsoever except for whatever can score them the most twitter updoots

I have been clean since february 2023. I will be fine. I have a great support system. but I have so many struggling people in my audience who you are forcing to see that, who do not deserve it. Please.
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OH BOO HOO . You're a retard, a crackhead, a pedo, and also an ugly neutered bitch? Pick a fucking struggle. Whenever Keffals feels cornered, they always do this oh muh addiction im disabled routine
 
I guess he was going with "Kaylie" before settling on Clara. I don't know if this name or Clara is worse in regards to him skinwalking as his mother.
Kaylie is just a stupid name by itself but it fits the porn and YA fiction background trannies usually source their names from. Clara is an actual pretty female name that (normal) people would choose for their daughters, it's sickening to see it sullied by a greasy troon.
 
Kaylie is just a stupid name by itself but it fits the porn and YA fiction background trannies usually source their names from. Clara is an actual pretty female name that (normal) people would choose for their daughters, it's sickening to see it sullied by a greasy troon.
I will not stand for this Kaylee Ehrmantraut slander.
 
The fuck of it is that Lucas didn't even have to try that hard to prep. You don't need to sit and listen to all the documentaries, you don't need to read arcs on the cwcki, all you have to do is find one of the many people who know Chris Chan lore, set them aside and say, "I'm Keffals and I am interviewing Chris. Tell me important things about Chris lore." There's going to be at least one person who will info dump immediately.

Boom, all the work done right then and there.

Speaking of info dumping, here's a fun story for visiting Keffals fans.

At the start of all of Chris' internet career a large group of Chris Chan trolls were far left communists and LGBTQIAP+ people. The original sysop of the cwcki and the person that ran the PVCC forum was a person named cogsdev, who was a tranny long before there was any mainstream acceptance for that sort of thing. The person that ran the first youtube archive of all of Chris' videos was someone who went by Lady Cam who was also a tranny. Since that particular group of people had seized pretty much all technical resources involved in Chris trolling, they got to decide what was okay and what wasn't.

Many such cases.

They latched on specifically because back in the day Chris would parrot his Dad's views about how you shouldn't be a dang homo would flip out if someone called him gay. This was their casus belli to encourage Bluespike, who was a 14 year old boy to pretend to be woman, have cybersex with Chris, and eventually extort Chris into shoving the Sonichu Medallion up his ass.

I'm sure there's some people around who would know more and might correct some minor detail but that's how I remember it.
 
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If you check the replies or QTs of anything I posted in the last 48 hours, there have been hundreds of people posting pictures of drugs, telling me to relapse, and telling me to die. these aren't right-wing trolls, these are people who supposedly care about progressive values.

I am constantly disgusted and ashamed that so many people who consider themselves on the left absolutely hate people who struggle with mental illness, disabilities, and seemingly have no principles whatsoever except for whatever can score them the most twitter updoots

I have been clean since february 2023. I will be fine. I have a great support system. but I have so many struggling people in my audience who you are forcing to see that, who do not deserve it. Please.
Link / archive
OH BOO HOO . You're a retard, a crackhead, a pedo, and also an ugly neutered bitch? Pick a fucking struggle. Whenever Keffals feels cornered, they always do this oh muh addiction im disabled routine
Well, he is a drug addicted sexually mutilated man who cannot function without psychotropic medication, both fair and foul. He's at least playing to his strengths.
 
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"trans people were a beloved pillar of modern society... until that filthy whore KKKeffals showed up" :story:
to be fair i have become much more transphobic after learning about keffals and the things he does. so they might just have a point here. i would even go as far as to say that while trans people were never a beloved pillar of modern society or whatever the fuck they were at least viewed in a more positive light in the past than they are viewed now mainly due to the actions of people like keffals and his followers.
 
to be fair i have become much more transphobic after learning about keffals and the things he does. so they might just have a point here. i would even go as far as to say that while trans people were never a beloved pillar of modern society or whatever the fuck they were at least viewed in a more positive light in the past than they are viewed now mainly due to the actions of people like keffals and his followers.
It was probably not a good PR move to go from lying about not grooming children to grooming children openly and claiming you're a bigot if you have a problem with it.
 
keffals could have at least had it get crowdfunded instead of charging 100k
 
The only real questionable part was that it was rape, Barb's a nasty freak.
Is this gonna become the KF equivalent of 'I believe Michael Jackson had the sleepovers, but I don't think he touched the kids'?

Which, for the record, is what I believe, and I also believe that Barb probably had as much a part to play in that unholy union as Chris did, if not more.
 
Keffals made a "Wigglerpedia", because all communities need a shitty wiki where people can post hilarious in-jokes and that will be abandoned within two months.

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Is it problematic to describe autists as gay retards who proliferate via sexually transmitted diseases? Who can tell.

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Weird "Ben Shaprio" fanfic.

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Hmm yes, good stuff.

(goes without saying, but don't edit anything, they'll make it retarded enough on their own)
 
I see Keffelito is going for the age old tactic of Agree and Amplify.
That usually works when whatever is thrown at you is slander and you have the wit to play it off.
I guess everyone can see where I'm going with this, but hey, let's watch and see how this is going to work out for Kween Khefals.
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Latest tweet from Lucas:
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"trans people were a beloved pillar of modern society... until that filthy whore KKKeffals showed up" :story:
Keffals is a symptom, not a cause. For years, us evil transphobes warned that people would push back if troons didn’t take out the trash. But they wouldn’t. And they got worse. And people started pushing back. And that’s why so many politicians are starting to really look at what’s going on.
 
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