Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8 said:
If you look up 'water tok' you'll see how far this Stanley cup crap goes. Saw a video for Stanley Cup accessories. Putting a cute little charm keychain around the the handle is popular. Putting a rubber skin around it that's cute and pink and cupcake-like. Replacing the lids with custom lids that has your name on it. Lids could be filled with sparkles or confetti. Straw tops like pencil toppers.

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the girls yearn for the era of cute flip phones

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Forsaken Wanderer said:
I went to the website and looked at the limited editions -
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Blue and pink..... How creative, but I guess you have to hand it to the marketing at Stanley, if there is one way to get women to buy more of these cups it's to make a pink version and say it's limited.

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I want to find the marketing goblin that came up with the "The Quencher" name and stuff one of them up his asshole, holy shit.
 
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GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8 said:
If you look up 'water tok' you'll see how far this Stanley cup crap goes.
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Yep and water-tok itself is consoomer nonsense because it's all about how plain water isn't acceptable, you need to buy all these stupid drink powders and shit to mix in with your water (affiliate links in bio!!!! 💋).
(this video is kind of in defense of water-tok, but just to give an idea of what water-tok is, for the curious)
 
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Twinkie said:
Yep and water-tok itself is consoomer nonsense because it's all about how plain water isn't acceptable, you need to buy all these stupid drink powders and shit to mix in with your water (affiliate links in bio!!!! 💋).
(this video is kind of in defense of water-tok, but just to give an idea of what water-tok is, for the curious)
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i'd be curious to force one of these women to live a month or so without anything 'cute' and see if they keel over

all the same comforts, not forced to live in squalor or anything, but just having to drink their water out of plain white cups and plain water bottles and not being allowed to document every moment of their lives
i reckon they'll go mad within a day


by the way, isn't this channel basically one of em "spilling the tea" channels? how the shit is a woman who's online presence culminates in discussing the goings-on of the interwebz gonna defend this trend with "umm why do you like... even care? like why does it matter? like why point it out yikes thats so weird like.... how does it affect you like... i don't get it??" that's so disingenuous man
 
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Fapcop said:
Why would you get rid of an SKS? Shit is durable as heck and beat the living shit out of the US army in not one but TWO wars.

When the nigger/zombie/whatever apocalypse happens, you can be sure that the survivors will be carrying an SKS and they will be worth their weight in gold.
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I mean, I got my nornico somehow man. And I wasn't the first owner, nor are they importing more chink SKS's. You're right, but the fact it looks more like a hunting rifle means it gets dumped a lot. Good for me, keeps prices down
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Teach the kids the way of consoom, pimp your daughter to brands for social media clout

Millenial parenting at its finest.
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>Target is doing that one Stanley per household thing

Did he mean customer instead of household or are you actually required to give your address to Target when buying that overpriced shit?
 
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Twinkie said:
Yep and water-tok itself is consoomer nonsense because it's all about how plain water isn't acceptable, you need to buy all these stupid drink powders and shit to mix in with your water (affiliate links in bio!!!! 💋).
(this video is kind of in defense of water-tok, but just to give an idea of what water-tok is, for the curious)
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Imagine being such a vacuous attention whore that even something as basic as drinking water has to be shared online. These idiots must live their entire lives just looking for shit to post on their social media accounts.
 
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The Real Slim Shady said:
>Target is doing that one Stanley per household thing

Did he mean customer instead of household or are you actually required to give your address to Target when buying that overpriced shit?
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Nah, I doubt that. It's probably just "limit 1 per household" at the cashier's discretion so that if you make it blatantly obvious you're in a group but going through checkout separately to hoard something they can just say "lol you got your cup now fuck off."

They're not really ever going to knock themselves out trying to thwart paying customers. Sure, it sucks to have to turn later customers away because you've sold out of something, but "sold out of profitable popular thing we bought a fuckton of already" is a great problem for a retailer to have.
 
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David Glowie said:
See, to me, the reason to buy an expensive item is that I don't want lots of them. I want one of them which will last for years (with repairs, if it's that kind of item).
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You know why I own like 60 different DeWalt tools because of a different things do you know why I own 100 batteries because I don't like acting to run out of batteries when I'm on a job
Ammyterasu said:
I'm glad I'm not an Anglo and I don't have to see this shit in libraries and around kids
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The Virgin books about Dr fallacy was the Chad George Lincoln Rockwell's Fable of the Ducks and the hens
Funny enough Rockwell's book could actually be read as a normal children's book these are just lame agit prop
 

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Cuntspiracy Man said:
i'd be curious to force one of these women to live a month or so without anything 'cute' and see if they keel over

all the same comforts, not forced to live in squalor or anything, but just having to drink their water out of plain white cups and plain water bottles and not being allowed to document every moment of their lives
i reckon they'll go mad within a day
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I think it may do them good to experience freedom from all that clutter actually. Something like a meditative retreat. Less stimulation, less distraction, just you, your thoughts, the bland taste of room temp water, the absence of noise, the neutrality of the cup.

it can do wonder for mental health. with stuff you get the dopamine high at the beginning, because it's shiny and new, but then, it's just another piece of trash you have to deal with
 
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Sarcastic sockpuppet said:
Something like a meditative retreat. Less stimulation, less distraction, just you, your thoughts,
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Social media has eroded people's ability to introspect and internalize anything. I wonder what effect this will have on children and teenagers who spend all their free time on Twitter and TikTok. I feel like they're not fully forming personalities - there's influencers to tell you how to fucking drink water. Maybe I'm shaking my fist at clouds but it gives me a sense of dread for the future.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
but this is tiktok we're talking about, i'm pretty sure there were trends that actually started with one randy or big influencer going "hey guys let's start doing this from now on!" and people did

one common thing these people claim is that if you had certain kinds stomach surgeries, particularly "weight loss" surgery (which i still think is the dumbest name imaginable, that's like if we started advertising lobotomies as antidepression sur- oh wait...) are incapable of drinking plain water
i don't know why and i'm genuinely curious to know, maybe it's a lack of certain chemicals that makes you unable to keep it down, which these syrups supplement?
either way, it hardly matters, because most of the people in this community didn't have these surgeries and aren't documenting their healing process, they just do it cause it's *~*aesthetique*~*
but call em cringe and they'll always use the sick to vilify you for it
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Someone actually found the entire story for how this shit went down:

 
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