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[Evilronald]

So if I’m reading this right: a vote for the orange man is a vote against saving trans lives? If the orange man did nothing and him being in office made the trannies 41% themselves, I feel like that would be worth it.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

"Right-wingers are the real snowflakes"

"Drumpf BTFO"

 

[I call shenanigans]

Some get to the point quicker than others.

Good on dad being up on the current situation, and having the balls to tell his 16 year old son that he is not a girl. I seriously doubt the suicide bait is anything more than teenage manipulation.

I'm too old school to let adolescents get away with that crap and always call it out. I couldn't even tell you how many times I offered to pack my eldest kids bags for him whenever he threatened to runaway. He never took me up on the offer.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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So if I’m reading this right: a vote for the orange man is a vote against saving trans lives? If the orange man did nothing and him being in office made the trannies 41% themselves, I feel like that would be worth it.

They’re actually enjoying this, aren’t they? They’re fapping themselves silly imagining this Day of the Rope that will happen the very moment Trump gets into office. Delirious with excitement at the prospect of facing actual oppression. All this despite the fact that Trump has already been President. He didn’t commit the Tranny Holocaust then, but this time he’ll have it ready to go on Day 1.

 

[Evilronald]

They’re actually enjoying this, aren’t they? They’re fapping themselves silly imagining this Day of the Rope that will happen the very moment Trump gets into office. Delirious with excitement at the prospect of facing actual oppression. All this despite the fact that Trump has already been President. He didn’t commit the Tranny Holocaust then, but this time he’ll have it ready to go on Day 1.

It would be pretty ironic if the groups that claimed Trump was oppressing them and going to “genocide” them actually had that happen because they cheated and stole the last election from Trump. If you look at all the people that stabbed him in the back in the last administration: you’ll see that even if he had a 2nd term they would’ve kneecapped him behind the scenes just like in his first term.

The only people still in Trump’s orbit are the ideologues, the loyalists, and the biggest opportunists. All 3 of those groups are going to push for much more radical change than a 2021-2025 Trump term would have. Trannies, niggers, and alphabet people were bad in 2020 but with a Biden administration they have been empowered to entirely new heights of degeneracy. It might very well be that being impatient and stealing the 2021 election will be what undoes them in the end.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

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On cishet culture and naturally being better friends with women

In my pretransition days idk 8 years ago? I was 17/18. I was at an extended family gathering, and hung out with my second cousin or something, she was like 16. Instantly realized we had the same sense of humor, same meme intake, she was really pretty and cool. We spent the whole gathering together

And the WHOLE TIME every fucking adult was giving me the fucking stink eye. I overheard one of them say “he knows she’s related to him right?” She wasn’t fucking sitting on my lap or something, we were just talking and laughing.

For like a year after the fact people made prying questions/comments, like “wow you sure got along with her, right?”

I was basically shamed out of being friends with my family member because she was hot and I was a man

So I bent to the pressure, stopped talking to her even though we ended up going to the same college. I couldn’t stand being seen through that lens. Her brother died suddenly a year or two ago and I didn’t say anything to her.

How much do you wanna bet he was acting openly attracted to her? I mean he couldn’t even write this post without mentioning how pretty she were.

2nd cousins aren't referred to as Kissin cousins for nothin

 

[deermeat]

I can’t believe he’s being fetishised for posting photos of him indulging in his fetish.

Okay so now I have an excuse to mention this:
Anyone else notice how troons, who are blatantly fetishists, love to talk about how they are being sexually harassed? I saw this 37yr old "it/itself puppygirl" TiM (I am not kidding) on Twitter when lurking and they'd nonstop talk about fetishes and women in general. But the one post they made, it was a screenshot of a DM they got of a trans man flirting with them. They were pissed at it, acting like a big crying victim "don't you dare send these DMs to me!".
I just thought it was funny because I'm sure a bunch of TiMs were in his DMs, yet it was a trans man (a biological woman) that they brought up. I think these people just wanna pretend like they are bothered by being "sexually harassed" because actual women talk about it, and they wanna feel like victims who are equally desired.
Notice how it's usually not a problem unless they can milk it, it's someone they don't like, or it's a woman (so they can pretend like they are truly desired by women, by acting like they don't even like it when women DM them- because really how often do women slide into men's DMs? Let alone troons? It's trying to take back power)

Granted, this person in particular has a point. Older men being creepy is weird, but what do you expect? You're a troon in a troon community.

 

[Positron]

So if I’m reading this right: a vote for the orange man is a vote against saving trans lives? If the orange man did nothing and him being in office made the trannies 41% themselves, I feel like that would be worth it.

"I got a student Visa for Barcelona set up"
"Oh I got a nice place waiting for me in County Cock, I mean, Cork".
Shows you how privileged these snowflakes are.

They’re fapping themselves silly imagining this Day of the Rope that will happen the very moment Trump gets into office. Delirious with excitement at the prospect of facing actual oppression.

A burning city is beautiful if you watch it from across the sea, with violin music playing.

So much for "solidarity".

 

[hufflemuff]

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So if I’m reading this right: a vote for the orange man is a vote against saving trans lives? If the orange man did nothing and him being in office made the trannies 41% themselves, I feel like that would be worth it.

Love how they all think you can just walk into a country and "apply" for a visa without having a solid reason to do so and a thick pile of required papers to do it. I bet most never ever left the country.

 

[Stan]

They’re actually enjoying this, aren’t they? They’re fapping themselves silly imagining this Day of the Rope that will happen the very moment Trump gets into office. Delirious with excitement at the prospect of facing actual oppression. All this despite the fact that Trump has already been President. He didn’t commit the Tranny Holocaust then, but this time he’ll have it ready to go on Day 1.

I used to try and talk trannies out of it by telling them killing themselves because of Trump would be a permanent solution to a 4-year problem. Now I don’t think I need to bother. Troons threaten suicide like gay men drink: frequently and excessively.

Love how they all think you can just walk into a country and "apply" for a visa without having a solid reason to do so and a thick pile of required papers to do it. I bet most never ever left the country.

Canada is one of those places closely allied enough to the US that you don’t have to apply for tourist visa, you can just go there; so I imagine the troons will stay there for their 6-month allotment and then apply for political asylum or some crazy bunkum like that. Or they’ll all start speed running a 90 Day fiance: Canada, eh? Challenge.

 

[Kumquat]

I would love to watch the trannies attempt to move to another country. They're such privileged children they'll have an absolute meltdown once they figure out most other countries don't have DoorDash or give free gibs to white immigrants. Sorry, you're not brown enough to qualify for asylum.

It would be especially hilarious for them to choose Canada. Even if they did somehow manage to get Canadian citizenship, just wait until they discover how speedy Canadian healthcare is. Better bring a ton of titty Skittles with you, because your appointment to see the butcher doctor is set for February 6th, 2027. "CANADA IS OPPRESSING ME BY DENYING ME ACCESS TO MY LIFE-SAVING CARE!"

 

[hufflemuff]

I used to try and talk trannies out of it by telling them killing themselves because of Trump would be a permanent solution to a 4-year problem. Now I don’t think I need to bother. Troons threaten suicide like gay men drink: frequently and excessively.

Canada is one of those places closely allied enough to the US that you don’t have to apply for tourist visa, you can just go there; so I imagine the troons will stay there for their 6-month allotment and then apply for political asylum or some crazy bunkum like that. Or they’ll all start speed running a 90 Day fiance: Canada, eh? Challenge.

Spoiler: OT visa sperg

I mean I don't need a visa to visit the US either with my small Euro country passport and we're fairly neutal and not super closely allied with anyone(minor selfdox I guess). That said a tourist visa or visa waiver agreement will only let you stay for 3 months on your own money, you can't work, you can't study or apply for gibs or do anything much. Not sure you can use this to run for your life.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Some get to the point quicker than others.
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10 comments (so far) trying to talk him out of it.
I wonder if the threat is real?
I'll be checking back on this one.

I'll kill myself that will show dad.

Dad buries you in a grave with your real name and hopefully puts son on it also.

 

[JaneThough]

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So if I’m reading this right: a vote for the orange man is a vote against saving trans lives? If the orange man did nothing and him being in office made the trannies 41% themselves, I feel like that would be worth it.

Ireland seemed like an interesting choice, as they’re a very Catholic country and a quick google found:

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s going to be funny when they find out that other countries don’t want unemployable trannies either.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Ireland seemed like an interesting choice, as they’re a very Catholic country and a quick google found:
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Sadly they’re turbo pozzed because of their history with the Catholic Church (understandable) and because they have ODD when it comes to TERF island. IE If England says putting tranny pedos in women’s prison is wrong, it must be right!!!

 

[Duck & Cover]

now every chick who wants to be in love first before having sex is "ace."

Spoiler: Ace Rant

Women will also jump on calling themselves aces because they either:

Don't like the idea of being choked or spit on during sex. (It's necessary to stress the fact they are not having sex, because then they'd know this isn't the norm in a sexually healthy relationship.)

Or

 They feel uncomfortable watching meaningless, non-romantic sex in tv-shows and movies, or watching professionally made porn videos that aren't directed or written with women consumers in mind.

Or

They can enjoy a piece of media without "decoding" ships or disagreeing with the media's OTP.

Tax:

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Ever since I started questioning my life has been falling apart. Couldn't finish my studies, can't find or hold a job. I've probably spent most my adult life lying in bed.

There was a brief moment when I came out that things were going great. But at some point my social transition was done, no more progress could be made without a doctor's approval and I stagnated. Couldn't afford private or DIY HRT (though public healthcare ended up costing me thousands anyway so might as well have).

I might be approved in a few months. Hopefully HRT can give me enough of a positive change that I can start getting my life back together. But what if I'm still miserable then.

I know I'm not the only like this. But I feel nervous because I never hear about someone like me getting better. All the trans success stories seem to either be about people who transitioned so young they didn't have any other responsibilities yet, or about people who somehow managed to build a life before transitioning despite dysphoria.

I'm starting to think that people like me just don't tend to make it. Maybe I'm lucky, in a sense. That if I lived in a different country, or if my parents were slightly more transphobic, I would be starving on the streets right now.

Has anyone had a similar experience and been able to get out?

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Transitioning ruined your life, you say? You keep spending your time in bed, without friends or a cute GF? I wonder why this brave trans woman only has Reddit company to-



>30+ year old man
>Reliougiously posts at actuallesbians and video games subs

Nope, that can't be it.



I'm sure it's bigotry tormenting this sweet individual.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Case 1: Pooner has sex with a "bi" guy, later founds out he's straight. Remember, kids, when this happens it's sexual assault, but when a tranny lies about their sex, it's a consent accident!
Also note the very chad behavior of crying into her pillow.
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Tricked into sex by a guy pretending to be bi. What do I do? self.ftm
submitted 7 hours ago by Dizzy-Bobcat-9674
TW: mentioning and discussion of SA
I feel like a massive idiot.
I met this guy who promised he was bi. His friend told me he was straight but I thought that was just his friend being weird, I didn't want to doubt his sexuality like that. We went home together and had sex, but I was pretty clear I didn't sleep with straight guys because I'M A MAN.
Anyway, this was a few months ago. Last week, his friend messaged me saying he'd lied about being bi, he was straight, and had been calling me a girl behind my back. This information was just a side comment because they'd been having an argument and wanted me to clear it up, so it was totally unnecessary to even tell me that. Then, after he'd basically told me I'd been tricked into sex, he asked me to 'not make this a bigger thing than it needs to be'.
While I was sobbing into my pillow.
I felt really fucking disgusted and used. I'd been thinking of that sex as the only properly consensual sex I'd had, where he hadn't secretly removed the condom or purposely got me high or suddenly stuck his dick in my ass without talking about it or even warning me. I thought it was a nice, normal hookup. The kind that normal guys get to have.
I wish I could go back and say no to him, because I never would've slept with him if I'd known he saw me as a woman. If I'd known he'd been touching my body like he would a woman's body, leering at me like I was just another girl he'd gotten with. I feel sick with myself. I keep looking in the mirror and telling myself it's no wonder, with the way I dress, with the way my body looks. I don't want to give up my sense of personal style, but I never want this to happen again. I barely feel comfortable going shirtless during sex, this has just made it 100 times worse. I feel stupid for believing anyone would see me as a man while having sex with me like that. I know all these thoughts are irrational but they haunt me now.
His other friend also messaged me the other day. Said he didn't think his friend was transphobic for it, he was just trying to 'justify getting with you by calling you a girl', and that 'he's just like a lot of straight guys and will go for anything with a hole'. I feel worse now. The other option, in this guy's mind, is his friend objectified me so heavily he didn't give a shit about my identity or general person? And that it's not transphobic if I'm just, like, a fucking part of the puzzle of his identity crisis.
I just want to know if there are any resources for when things like this happen? Are there any places that cater to these kinds of issues? I don't even know if it counts as a hate crime, to lie about that to get me to sleep with them. I'm not sure where to turn. I'm from the UK if that helps. I know the therapy waitlist is pretty long and I don't have the money for private.

Case 2 is more sobering. A young girl, victim of SA, poons out, and then realizes she'll NBAM.
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Am I even valuable anymore? self.ftm
submitted 19 minutes ago by Sealscanflysocani
Tw for SA and talk about body parts

I’ve always been a thin and petite thing. At 9 years old I was barely hitting 90 pounds and everyone always told me I was the cutest littlest thing they’ve ever seen. I’m 19 now and I feel like a monster? I started transitioning at 11, and at this point I’m completely done with my transition in my eyes, I’m on T and I got top surgery so I feel complete. I don’t want bottom surgery, honestly I’m very connected to my body, and testosterone has made me truly connect with that part of myself. It’s just lately everytime I look in the mirror I feel like I look kinda….gross? That is NOT the way I feel about other trans men, I’m gay so I’m very very attracted to all men, my boyfriend is trans and I absolutely adore his body. It’s just whenever I look at my body in the mirror I see a cute boy, but a failure of a woman Would no one ever want to lay their hands on me ever again?
My entire life I’ve struggled with sex and all the things that go with it, my life was RUINED at 7 years old by a family member and that shit continued till I was 13, even well into my transition. When everything ended I was left a confused teenager who had to somehow survive in a world where all “she” is is an object! Up to now, I cannot count how many times I have been taken advantage of, I thought being older meant I was safer. I made changes to myself that I needed to made because I think if I was trapped in a body that looked like that for any longer I would have exploded.
I just feel so ugly though As a gay man, would any guy even think of looking at me? Maybe they’d think I’m cute on the outside but I feel like my entire body is a huge turn off. I’m a boy who used to be a girl and I sound like a boy but I dress like a girl and I don’t have a chest anymore but I wear padded bras and yeah I have a front hole but I also have a T dick I have body hair yet I’m curvy and thin, I feel like I’m only worth a hookup in the dark where they don’t even know my name. I love my boyfriend and obviously he’s the only man I have sex with but with all this trauma and being bipolar with bpd, my mind is just messed up, I don’t know my worth.

Case 3: Troon says they'll never be a real woman. Are they serious? Just wanting validation from the community? You decide!
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I will never be a real womanEuphoria (self.MtF)
submitted 9 hours ago by stupidityWorks

My life is defined by my childhood. All my hobbies stem from my childhood, my future career, my favorite subjects in school, my friends (even now)...
And my childhood was defined by me being born male.
I was never discouraged from participating in math. I was never encouraged to socialize with other people, never forced to mask my autism. I was never discouraged from doing masculine things, and encouraged to do feminine things; the opposite thing happened. I never was made to abide by the female dress code, always the male one.
I never experienced misogyny in the first sixteen years of my life.
Hell, I was diagnosed with mild autism at age two. If I were a woman, that almost definitely wouldn't have happened. It shouldn't have happened, but it did. Because I'm trans.
Yeah, I guess the patriarchy exists, and I benefitted from it as a kid. Yay, silver lining. But all I feel is guilt and disgust and horror. Because male socialization is ingrained into every aspect of my personality. The fact that I was treated as a guy for sixteen years has left a permanent mark on my brain.
I will never life as if I had never been trans.
My hobbies are male. They're literally male hobbies because they wouldn't have been encouraged by other people if I were female.
My personality is male. It was created by my childhood. I was raised as a boy. Everyone treated me like a boy. That has shaped my personality.
I wouldn't have been like this if I were cis. Everything about me is wrong. Nothing about me ever should have been. I'm a mistake. Everything about me is a mistake. The fact that I'm typing on a computer like this is a mistake. The dorm I'm in is a mistake, my favorite subject in school is a mistake, my experience is a mistake, my memories are mistakes, my friendships are all mistakes. They're all maleness. They're all a product of my disgusting illness. They're all evidence of my Y chromosome.
Every job I've ever had is a mistake. Every class I've ever taken is a mistake. Every game I've ever played is a mistake. Every song I like is a mistake.
Everything about me is a big, fat mistake.
I am a mistake.
That's what being a tranny is. I'm a big fat disgusting aberration. This whole time, I've thought of my body as the aberration. But It's not just my body. It's me.

 

[Geraldine]

Women will also jump on calling themselves aces because they either:

Before I said a lot of gender craziness comes down to the presumption that default cis-het behavior is promiscuity. I'll add S&M to that observation.

The normalization of degeneracy among physiologically normal behaviorally heterosexual people was the precursor. And that was done before most of us here were born.

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Pooner has sex with a "bi" guy, later founds out he's straight.

Alternatively, what about when a genuinely bi guy buggers a pre=op or no-op troon?
Always playing along with the pretense the troon is a woman, but really of course knowing better?
Because he knows what buggering a man is like from previous experience, right?

The troon may never know, but will always suspect.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I’ve always been a thin and petite thing. At 9 years old I was barely hitting 90 pounds

This is insane. A 9 year old female who weighs 90 lb (40.8 kg) is in the 95th percentile for weight. Either she's really stupid or everyone around her is. At any rate, I'm sure she totally passes!

I've attached a pediatric height-for-age chart if anyone cares.

Edit to remove the PDF attachment and to add a screenshot of the chart in its place.