Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[The Punished Mitch]

Is the consensus that Austin is just an addict using suicide baiting to try to get juiced? I feel like there is 0 way he would actually kill himself, the bad ones live forever after all. And his family has decades more suffering to go through for having him in it. Guarantee when his parents pass away he’ll trying to sell all their shit and take the house from his brother(s).

Only if he gets kicked out or his parents die. His rock bottom is way too comfortable for suicide, he allegedly doesn't drink so no deep temporary alcohol depression to cause him to pull the trigger either.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Rats are reporting Austin to the IRS now. We're exceeding Fatrick/DSP forum levels of gay now.
They're all expecting to get some reward from the feds for snitching on Austin.


"Doflamingo" (UID: 306835790321942530) was gargling Austin's cock something fierce begging to become a moderator, too.

And for some reason he posted this pathetic shit in the Rat discord to brag.

 

[always-deciduous-tree]

Is the consensus that Austin is just an addict using suicide baiting to try to get juiced? I feel like there is 0 way he would actually kill himself, the bad ones live forever after all. ...

As observed by earlier posters, Austin's suicide bait language is always centered around "I want to die!", "I hate my life!", or "My life is trash!" which express his emotions without intent of action. His most actionable statement has been the vague "I'm going to do something stupid," which has never been delivered with the necessary conviction. He's just fishing for juice.

I won't say that he's mentally secure against a potentially extreme feltening, but none of his previous statements strike me as legitimately suicidal.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

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Rats are reporting Austin to the IRS now. We're exceeding Fatrick/DSP forum levels of gay now.

They're all expecting to get some reward from the feds for snitching on Austin.

What the fuck is going on right now?
Have the DSP guys relocated?
Such faggotry. May they all spontaneously combust.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Have the DSP guys relocated?

I can speak for 3 of them. "goth gamer gorl", "EvilAero", and "bat" are all ex-DSP faggots. And Aero is a moderator for @LyteSydeByll's vtuber channel.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Friendly reminder that weaponizing the IRS against someone makes you a subhuman only one level above pedophiles and zoosadists.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Accidently felts himself. Finger actually slipped this time

 

[AnOminous]

Rats are reporting Austin to the IRS now. We're exceeding Fatrick/DSP forum levels of gay now.
They're all expecting to get some reward from the feds for snitching on Austin.

Yeah for reasons too boring to recount (again), Austin's activities are seriously questionable, but only an absolute faggot would report him to the IRS. Fun fact: if you report someone to the IRS they're usually not interested unless they know who you are, and if they do know who you are, they'll often look into you, too. So unless you have actionable intelligence (and no "hurr durr I saw some stuff on the innerwebs" is not) AND you are pure as the driven snow, you are not only a faggot but a moron to report anyone to the IRS.

They're all expecting to get some reward from the feds for snitching on Austin.

Also this is stupid beyond belief. They're not going to pay you for shit they already know, and they're not going to pay you unless without what you gave them, they wouldn't have COLLECTED the money. Emphasis on COLLECT.

This is usually stuff like someone's disgruntled ex-accountant turning over the cooked books, not someone seeing some shit on some gay Discord.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Surprised no one clipped the broken chair
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The fucking keys flying
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This unlocked a memory for me, in high school I bought a computer chair at a yard sale for $5, the only catch was at some point the screws to attach the seat to the chair had been lost and it was not physically attached. I just went to the hardware store and bought like $1.50 worth of screws or whatever and had a perfectly fine chair that lasted me a solid 6 years of continuous use. Let's see if Austin is as smart as I was at age 16 and figures out a way to secure the chair.

 

[Kung Pow]

I won't say that he's mentally secure against a potentially extreme feltening, but none of his previous statements strike me as legitimately suicidal.

I believe they are legit, but he can't bring himself to do it; he can't gamble if he is dead after all. Bossman comes off to me as one of those people who really likes living in automatic mode, and hanging out and finding out requires getting away from your comfort zone. I wouldn't be surprised if he killed himself at some point, gambling addicts are around 2 times more likely to commit suicide compared to trannies according to Bing AI.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

A somber reminder of what could have been. Thanks for the AI gen, @Lord of the Incels!

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

When are the rats gonna learn that not only is snitching for cowards, but involving the law ALWAYS leads to the lolcow going dark?

Assuming some rat's JO fantasy comes true and the IRS eviscerates him, they're not going to livestream it. It's just going to be some kiwi posting publicly available court records every six months amounting to continuance after continuance. Also, you can bet a year's worth of juice that if gambling on stream was what led to the IRS getting involved, bossman is gonna do way, way less of that too.

 

[Collections Agent]

As observed by earlier posters, Austin's suicide bait language is always centered around "I want to die!", "I hate my life!", or "My life is trash!" which express his emotions without intent of action. His most actionable statement has been the vague "I'm going to do something stupid," which has never been delivered with the necessary conviction. He's just fishing for juice.

I won't say that he's mentally secure against a potentially extreme feltening, but none of his previous statements strike me as legitimately suicidal.

I believe he got banned for a week from kick for saying he was going to off himself and hasn't said explicitly suicidal things since

 

[Evilronald]

Rats are reporting Austin to the IRS now. We're exceeding Fatrick/DSP forum levels of gay now.
They're all expecting to get some reward from the feds for snitching on Austin.
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"Doflamingo" (UID: 306835790321942530) was gargling Austin's cock something fierce begging to become a moderator, too.
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And for some reason he posted this pathetic shit in the Rat discord to brag.

Fucking retards: you don’t get paid for snitching unless the amount is over like 150k and I’m sure they need to actually collect it. Fucking alogs are worse than trannies for shutting down fun content.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Rats are reporting Austin to the IRS now. We're exceeding Fatrick/DSP forum levels of gay now.
They're all expecting to get some reward from the feds for snitching on Austin.
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"Doflamingo" (UID: 306835790321942530) was gargling Austin's cock something fierce begging to become a moderator, too.
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And for some reason he posted this pathetic shit in the Rat discord to brag.

These same people will cry when their bmj toy breaks.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

You just make sure to plug the hole and keep the open part of the bowl and mouthpiece out of the water (I used tongs). The resin turns to liquid without being mixed with the water, and you pour it out.
Yes, this is way too much work for our man Austin.

Iso alcohol soak. Clean up the piece and when the alcohol evaporates you have that shitty gunk left to.. blech, smoke.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Iso alcohol soak. Clean up the piece and when the alcohol evaporates you have that shitty gunk left to.. blech, smoke.

I'm glad I was never down that bad.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Rats are reporting Austin to the IRS now. We're exceeding Fatrick/DSP forum levels of gay now.
They're all expecting to get some reward from the feds for snitching on Austin.

Have the DSP guys relocated?

I can speak for 3 of them. "goth gamer gorl", "EvilAero", and "bat" are all ex-DSP faggots. And Aero is a moderator for @LyteSydeByll's vtuber channel.

When are the rats gonna learn that not only is snitching for cowards, but involving the law ALWAYS leads to the lolcow going dark?

Here's my retard take: the DSP fags want to fuck with "Null's cow" and they intend on driving him off with this shit, the goal isn't to create more entertainment.

But I can't imagine Austin giving up gamba/streaming. I don't imagine there's anything else he'd want to do with his time. So what's the alternative? He tries to paywall his streams using discord or something so that you can only view/interact with him if you're willing to enable him juicing? That way he still gets to do what he wants even though he has a much smaller and insulated audience? Rats would be required to fund his behavior if they want to fuck with him which based on his resilience, benefits him more than them. Outside of just ignoring it and continuing his groundhog day gamba NEET life I can't imagine any alternatives. I don't see suicide as realistic honestly, at least not without some catastrophic event outside of his online presence. (Which is a good thing)

I wish this gayops shit would just stop so I can resume laughing at this retard without having to be annoyed at the actions of other retards.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Glass rattles as he dances
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Austin had discovered a new cope scam. The Plinko vacuum
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The Plinko Vacuum, another fine product from Kiwi Co.

 

[SandyCat]

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A somber reminder of what could have been. Thanks for the AI gen, @Lord of the Incels!

Employed AC repair man
House owner
Honda Civic in the garage
Savings in the bank
Fat retirement fund
Rats dunked on
Milfs fucked
Life's good