The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AirdropShitposts]

I mean, if you really want to run a farm, shouldn't you dive in to learning how to run it?

Nice try, fash, but I shouldn't have to emotionally labor to survive. That's the entire point of running an anarchocommunist commune.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nice try, fash, but I shouldn't have to emotionally labor to survive. That's the entire point of running an anarchocommunist commune.

Maybe the real anarcho-communist commune was the kiwi farmers we met along the way.

 

[Oxyjen]

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.

Paul has done a hell of a job clearing up, it has to be said. “Owner is motivated to sell”.

Nostalgia time!

 

[Kiislova]

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.

Paul has done a hell of a job clearing up, it has to be said. “Owner is motivated to sell”.

Nostalgia time!


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It even looks liveable! Impressive.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

How many dumpsters did that little project take?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Why bother when you can just identify as a heckin valid farm grrrl and anyone who questions it is a bigot?

They put zero effort into anything else in their life anexhale everyone pkay along with their delusions, why would this be any different?

And this is why they will always fail. Reality has a way of intruding on your fantasies. You can coerce people into saying the Emperor has no clothes, but the Emperor will still freeze his dick off come winter. You can coerce people into saying you're a TRUE and HONEST woman, but nature will make your festering wound rot. You have grandiose plans about making a self-sustaining commune out of nothing in the middle of nowhere, but unless you put in the work tranny Stardew Valley will never become a reality. It's always easier to force people to lie about what they see in front of them than to change reality.

 

[stupid frog]

Stove hidden, but you can tell it still has a missing knob lol.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Stove hidden, but you can tell it still has a missing knob lol.

The lack of pictures is telling. Usually these ads are filled with them. Also, where's the death pit? Did they clear it? I know in where I live you'd have to disclose if there's larger animals buried on the property...

 

[Oxyjen]

The lack of pictures is telling. Usually these ads are filled with them. Also, where's the death pit? Did they clear it? I know in where I live you'd have to disclose if there's larger animals buried on the property...

It’s a 36 acre ranch. It goes without saying that there’s large animals buried. Unless there’s a bunch of little white crosses with things like “Pepe” on them, no-one will ever know. RIP.

 

[Richard Cheese]

I feel like they should be legally required to disclose that the property is haunted by the angry ghosts of 200 alpacas.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

So many people think that you just give some people land and boom it makes a middle class standard of living. And no matter how many times people make that mistake, it never stops being fucking funny to watch them do it again.

See also Hammer City and Freedom Acres Ranch.

That's why that 40 acres and a mule bullshit would never have worked. Give it a couple years, and the mule would be dead and the blacks would be back sharecropping on the now bank-owned 40 acres.

The whole 40 acres and a mule thing probably would have worked back when it was originally proposed, since most black people at the time would have had actual... um, "farming experience". Not so much now, of course.

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.
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"The home is livable but does need some work"

For "some work", read "a priest/shaman to perform an exorcism/smudging".

Credit where credit is due: getting that squalid, cat-piss-soaked troon den back into semi-livable condition is probably the most actual work Bonnie has ever done in his entire life (I don't imagine he's got the money to pay others to do it for him).

 

[Ghostse]

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.

The Tranny stench will never go away

Stove hidden, but you can tell it still has a missing knob lol.

Everything on the tranch has a missing knob.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I guess it's a good thing Poland was a communist state so they couldn't just put Auschwitz up for sale right after.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

A few weeks ago he made weed gummies.

This reeks of teenage boy, can't even display all the moldings good side up, just thrown on a plate with a random knife. A real woman would never display anything like this, much less post it for asspats.
More proof (as if it was needed) that YWNBAW.

 

[AnOminous]

Paul has done a hell of a job clearing up, it has to be said. “Owner is motivated to sell”.

Doesn't seem to mention the dead alpaca storage out back.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Bonnie has now proven that he is far more competent at home improvement than Penny with his cringe handyman larp. So he has that, good for him.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Electrical gore in the Zillow listing:

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Jesus fucking Christ the stains

 

[Procopius]

I think I've got all the pictures from the listing here. Looks like they never got round to fixing the broken bathroom they grifted for. Or they went out and bought some matching stained ceiling tiles. The toilet pics are the weirdest. Somehow a bunch of men with no penises managed to use a toilet with no seat and leave a piss stained ring around the bowl. Those photos show up on Zillow, but the local agent has had second thoughts and pulled them from his listing. They've not tried to restore the burnt terrace but just patched it up and hidden the damage. I wonder if the buyers will ever learn how many of us laugh out loud to the little line: Interior Features: Heating: Propane- Other

Spoiler: Lots of Pics

Here's the local listing (and archive) if you're curious. Good luck to realtor Josh. If you ever want to share any stories then feel free.

 

[Stygian Evil]

... dead alpacas that were fucked when they were alive then fucked again when they died. rip.