Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

The idea that his alleged enemies want to silence him and he can’t be silenced is his fucked up personal narrative in his main character fantasy.

And somehow he's so dumb he doesn't notice that instead of trying to "silence" him, there's a horde of people laughing their asses off saying "say the line again retard!"

 

[cuttysnark]

The ghost of Pringle Can John farts in Nikki's vagina at the stroke of midnight every night. Really freaks fatboy out.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

So basically the long and the short of it in Patrick’s case is that if he can find out conclusively who is responsible for the swatting (assuming he is not responsible himself) then there is a credible case there.

Otherwise he has kind of fucked it all because he engages without fail.

Now I've not looked up enough caselaw on the fed level as to what harassment is.

eeoc.gov has:

In general, teasing, casual comments, or single instances of inappropriate conduct are not illegal. For inappropriate behavior to rise to the level of illegal harassment, it must be unwelcome or unwanted. It must also be severe (meaning very serious) or pervasive (meaning that it happened frequently).

The scope of EEOC is outside of Patricks situation.

Closer to his situation. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1514#d_1

(B) the term “harassment” means a serious act or course of conduct directed at a specific person that—
(i) causes substantial emotional distress in such person; and
(ii)serves no legitimate purpose;

Laughing at Patrick I'm gonna guess isn't a legitimate purpose. But telling someone about his past VS his present position might be found as legitimate. Especially if the response lacks farts, Jennifer, toilets or whatever....

As to fucking himself comments on phone harassment via quora include:

How many texts count as harassment?
Do not text a person if you have texted them twice or more times without a response. This will be considered harassment, especially if these messages are sent over an extended period of time.

How many calls is considered harassment?
If the person being called doesn't want the call in the first place even just one or two calls can be considered harassment. start by blocking their number. if they find another way to contact you block them. at some point you may have to consider a restraining order.

Like Jackie trying to pick fights with the swatters Patrick is screwing up enforcement opportunities with his conduct.

The times he has implied threats, “I will neutralize you stalker”, really don’t help his case.
He sounds antagonistic in these cases.

His best bet, that his credo won’t allow him, is just to ignore and block every time.

It is harder to present yourself as a victim if you are taking verbal swings at others.

That pretend podcast almost got to the point of 'was the Norm mcDonold tweet the reason or was his years of being confrontational that to a head' but perhaps that will get mentioned when selected pests get interviewed.

To be honest it looks like he does enjoy it on some level. His bullshit about people stealing his joke book is relevant here.
He wants to be a hero persecuted for his beliefs and to eventually win out.
The idea that his alleged enemies want to silence him and he can’t be silenced is his fucked up personal narrative in his main character fantasy.

He's important to others by being pested. And more interaction than he was getting when not pested.

The cost he's not getting is others can look on his abrasive past posting before the pesting and then choose to not engage with him on a professional level. And he'll never really know why he's not getting a response back.

The times he has implied threats, “I will neutralize you stalker”, really don’t help his case.
He sounds antagonistic in these cases.

His best bet, that his credo won’t allow him, is just to ignore and block every time.

To be honest it looks like he does enjoy it on some level. His bullshit about people stealing his joke book is relevant here.
He wants to be a hero persecuted for his beliefs and to eventually win out.
The idea that his alleged enemies want to silence him and he can’t be silenced is his fucked up personal narrative in his main character fantasy.

 

[FinnSven]

I forgot to say this at the time but I think an amazing use of those AI parody songs would be for a country and western singer to create a saga of Fatrick’s failures in life progressive album and the perform it live with Fatrick sitting onstage.

Like when women pay to be onstage with Barry Manilow as he serenades them.

For the climax Manilow could appear and sing an adapted version of “Mandy”.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Closer to his situation

That applies only when either:
a) A government brings a federal criminal case and someone harasses a victim in the case or a witness
or

b) In a civil action where government is a party for reasons set up above

Neither is true here. The only way the feds can bring a harassment case is via the Stalking statute. The state, however, can use its own laws, but section 947.013 of Wisconsin code does not prohibit legitimate first amendment activity. Now, swatters, if they are real, ARE violating section 947.014.

 

[Sugriva]

The ghost of Pringle Can John farts in Nikki's vagina at the stroke of midnight every night. Really freaks fatboy out.

You are guilty of felony haunting, spirit. Wait for the proton pack.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I really felt we needed a longer version

 

[Tablet County]

So I lied. I decided to honor some other legends with these next tracks.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Fatrick talks shit to 49rers fans which sparks their curiousity about him limiting replies.

A 49rer's fan gifts Fat with a new nickname.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Fatrick talks shit to 49rers fans which sparks their curiousity about him limiting replies.
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A 49rer's fan gifts Fat with a new nickname.

And thus the Patposter life cycle begins anew. Can't wait to watch as Pat gets BTFO on another subject he isn't nearly as knowledgeable about as he thinks he is.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Like I know Fatrick is a low IQ retard, but who's gonna argue with an obvious joke gimmick account mockingly pretending to be his toilet? I have to believe that he coped so hard to try to avoid the thought of owing quasi money, that his brain broke.

 

[FinnSven]

Like I know Fatrick is a low IQ retard, but who's gonna argue with an obvious joke gimmick account mockingly pretending to be his toilet? I have to believe that he coped so hard to try to avoid the thought of owing quasi money, that his brain broke.

It makes me think of an obscure and unlinkable comic from the mid nineties called Zit.

A crude and unsubtle publication, it happened to include a one shot cartoon about if AI was added to household appliances.

Of course the smart toilet was refusing to open to a desperate owner, declaring that they can fuck off if they have a curry.

Fatrick has such a drinking problem, I suspect he frequently hallucinates conversations with his toilet.
That’s why he is so insistent that the twitter account isn’t his toilet.
His toilet told him that it doesn’t have a twitter account.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Do not text a person if you have texted them twice or more times without a response.

I'm so sorry, Patrick.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Fatrick has such a drinking problem, I suspect he frequently hallucinates conversations with his toilet.
That’s why he is so insistent that the twitter account isn’t his toilet.
His toilet told him that it doesn’t have a twitter account.

You motherfucker, I was drinking when I read that. Hilarious but now I have to clean up Dr. Pepper

 

[Kela de Thaym]

This is the best thing I've ever heard
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Out of all the ones I’ve listened to, this one is the best.

 

[Tablet County]

Out of all the ones I’ve listened to, this one is the best.

I'm a big fan of @Mourning_Cloak's second Big Mac Boy song, the Rap Rock sounding one.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm so sorry, Patrick.

Yeah, if you keep engaging them, it becomes a conversation, not 'harassment'. I bet both lawyers and law enforcement have told him the same thing. But if there's one constant in the world it's his pigheaded and obstinate refusal to consider other's advice. Mommy's Best Boy knows better, so this continues to the point of absurdity.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick's "pests" are extremely aloggy but 99% of what they do consists of texting Patrick and making gimmick Xitter accounts. This would be extremely easy to put a stop to. Considering that Patrick will not because #DLTIW or whatever, and because these actions don't cause physical harm, I think this alogging can be ignored.

I'm a big fan of Mourning_Cloak's second Big Mac Boy song, the Rap Rock sounding one.

Thank you brother, I worked super hard on it (lmfao).

Actually, what I thought was the best one wouldn't download properly for some reason, so I gave up and "wrote" a new song. The new song was that rap rock song. I was stunned at how it turned out.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I like cornball. It rolls off the tongue and combines many aspects. Good on the niners, shame that we nor the pests worked it out.

Perhaps it’s better this way, thought the trough of nicknames may appear endless, there’s only so many ways you can refer to this faggot, so we need to keep some powder dry.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Fatrick talks shit to 49rers fans which sparks their curiousity about him limiting replies.

In case anyone missed it, the Packers ended up losing this game.

I know more about college football than I do about the NFL but I believe this is what the kids would call a "big oof."