Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[It Goofy]

Very few absolutes in life, but one you can set your watch to is "It's all gone. I just lost it all" in under 2 min at that nigger-tier coin flip Dice game.

 

[Summer Never Ends]

So is this "reverse fade" done purposefully or is he that retarded he couldn't pass the clippers on his sideburns and around the ears?

 

[Not So Wise]

probably won't realize he fucked up until he starts to find his hair everywhere

Have you seen this man's desk? His floor? He was hype over a "nug" he found on his desk no doubt hidden under a pile of shit he leaves sitting around and then later that stream mentioned looking around the floor trying to find another. There's no way hair left over from whatever he couldn't pick up in 20 seconds is going to bother him

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

How much to get him to shave it into a tonsure?

 

[Vect]

It's weird how much less distinctive he looks without that revolting 'tache.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Oh my fuckin' god dude.

 

[skunt]

Edit: HAPPY 500 PAGES

500 pages in just under 5 months. Puts us on track for ~1,600 by end of year 2024.

I'll go ahead and predict:
1. he'll win a 250-300k jackpot and lose at least half in the immediate 60 minutes afterwards. I'll be optimistic and say he'll save 20-40k
2. Austin WILL buy a car
3. He'll get arrested and spend a few days in county for something dumb like DUI or possession. This does require him leaving the house which is a feat in itself.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Today I would like to pull back the curtain and reveal to everyone the absolute state of Bossman Discord rats. Observe the rat in its natural habitat, bragging about sending plumbers and taxis to Bossman on Discord.

But who is this fellow lover of all things Israel? His Discord shows username "hebrewhammeroperator"

Discord ID 1053151590426624132
But the Discord swamp denizens know the risks of having your personal information out there. They wouldn't sign up for other websites with the same username and provide their real name? That would be really fucking stupid.

https://www.pinterest.com/hebrewhammeroperator/ Archive
https://ws2.kik.com/user/hebrewhammeroperator Archive

{"firstName":"Robert","lastName":"Mcclaskey","displayPicLastModified":1704894537687,"displayPic":"http:\/\/profilepics.cf.kik.com\/nKcNHAbOBkSfUcotnnyVPQOqn-g\/orig.jpg"}

But the rats are better than Bossman! He's a drug addicted scammer, they're fine upstanding citizens. Rats love to analyze Bossman's criminal record, so let's see if Robert is truly the better man here. Oregon court records available at https://webportal.courts.oregon.gov/portal/
Case 17CR24311 | State of Oregon vs Robert John McClaskey

But at least he's not a thief! Oh wait.
17CR47967 | State of Oregon vs Robert John McClaskey


(Worth noting, this was filed before his plea, so he committed 1st degree burglary while in court for heroin possession.)
He has also been found guilty of trespassing, theft, mischief, reckless endangerment and forgery, but I won't bore you shitless with court paperwork. You can find it easily.

How do I know the Robert above is Robert John McClaskey? A Google search quickly revealed a Facebook account
https://www.facebook.com/robert.mcclaskey.86/ Archive

A+ Flagging, Inc
Oh hey that image in his gallery looks familiar. Wonder if the Kik one is in there too

Yep.
But how do we know his middle name is John and that he's from Oregon?

Maybe he's actually a 5D Chess Master and found some random loser on Facebook to impersonate? Is there a way we can tie the username on Discord to this loser in Oregon?
Well, it is tenuous, but I think it tips the balance of probabilities in favor of this guy being the real deal. It turns out he also used that username on a camwhore website called StripChat which suffered a breach wherein usernames and IPs were leaked.

usernames: HEBREWHAMMEROPERATOR
notes: ISP: Verizon Wireless
links: 2600:100f:b118:c81c:bcf5:8d33:9bb4:5430
source: StripChat

MaxMind GeoIPs that to Portland

I'll leave you with this video somebody attached in reply to a post where he was excited about his new job at A+ Flagging, Inc. This is Robert, the insane Bossman alog showing a couple women who's boss.

 

[Kerry]

Austin just shaved his hair on stream, and it was fucking retarded like we expect from him.

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EDIT: The juicer asked for the facial hair to be shaven as well. He looks even more haggard now.

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He just, sat there and shaved. And didn't clean up.
His desk and everything around it has to look and smell awful. Vile.

 

[Postal Dude]

I genuinely really dislike people bullying BMJ, he's usually a champ due to his fucked brain in the sense he doesn't give a shit what happens as long as he can gamba but it really sucks people do shit like this to him.

It's literally bullying a retarded crackhead, the one solid point he makes often is he isn't doing anything to them, they're literally going out of their way to bully someone with mental issues and several addictions.

If you are a-logging BMJ I think you're stupid as hell and genuinely need to take a look at yourself cause BMJ is an asshole but at least he doesn't seek people out to bully them.

I agree that BMJ A-logs need to take a good long look in the mirror before promptly hanging themselves (Marty…) but something like this is funny and harmless IMO. This is what an actual prank looked like before internet trolling devolved into SWATing and doordashing gross fast food orders. Getting his hair cut isn’t gonna hurt him, he never goes outside and it’s not like BMJ needs to look presentable for, say, an interview anyway.

 

[KingFrampt]

Straw Hat Luffy from the Rat discord thinks he is the reason Bossmanjack blew up on Kiwifarms





3 pages on Kiwifarms before he posted? Oops it was actually 265 pages



CLOUT PASS: DENIED

 

[Kees H]

Another very worrying act of violence against the poor headphones from Austin. I hope my UN coworkers will meet soon to discuss the latest act of aggression from Austin on the poor innocent headphones. They don't deserve this. His genocide of headphones must stop.

Full screen mald of Austin that caused the Total Headphone Death event, he's sodapressed right now.

 

[Bonedome]

Sometimes he wins. This is like my favorite 30 seconds so far.

 

[Sneeds]

EsotericBossmanism

 

[skunt]

Austin so high right now he just threw down a 0 cent bet on plinko and was pissed it didn't pay out.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Austin so high right now he just threw down a 0 cent bet on plinko and was pissed it didn't pay out.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

3 pages on Kiwifarms before he posted? Oops it was actually 265 pages
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CLOUT PASS: DENIED

wow we'd be so star-struck if that faggot made an account and posted here himself. Surely he'll come and post to clear the air about how he was the one who single-handedly made bossman "relevant".

I won't hold my breath.

 

[PIDE]

Here's a ''''''fun'''''' little side project I made.
BOSSMANJACK, his passion for violence nearly as strong as his desire to tongue rats moms
(FACT CHECK: TRUE)
On this day he will teach us the ways,,, of ¡TONGUE-FU!

I couldn't have done this without clips from @Kees H, @Absolutely Retarded, and @Flaming Dumpster, thank you guys for being archive machines.

Spoiler: Production, Total PC Death, Next Project

This was a side project, to relieve fatigue from production hell of *next* BMJ Kosher song. I'm more agitated now, actually. This drag on because scope creep (bossrage) and pc feltening.
I used kdenlive,,, until broke my last ram stick. Finished in shotcut, would have used AE but its somehow worse than ever, despite the fact i stabilized by undervolting, disabling, and removing. Heres the crash count for home stretch.
Replacements shipping delayed until April of course. First thing tomorrow buying prebuilt, if you want to juice to offset the cost, dm me for shitcoin wallets, but only if you want to ( you wont lift a pinky )

I'm not going to spoil next project, but in every aspect it is superior to KENO, it makes previous look like weed nugget found in your carpet. Funny enough i develop techniques from hardware limitation but now it seems hassle was for nothing.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

I lost it all guys...

Shaved bossman is back!

 

[Übermensch Doom Cuck]