The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Jesus fucking Christ the stains
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I like to imagine it's from the erotic amhole drippings sexy lady Kathryn produces

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I mostly followed this from mati so apologies if this sentiment has been shared, but it's kind of a bummer a bunch of troons caused so much damage to what looks like a very unique and cool property.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I'll donate a few bucks for an exorcist if anyone buys the land, starts a new farm and names it Kiwi Farms.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Null has been mentioning wanting to get property in the USA. Slightly used tranch sounds like a perfect opportunity.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Bonnie has now proven that he is far more competent at home improvement than Penny with his cringe handyman larp. So he has that, good for him.

I believe Bonnie has just covered up the damage as best he can and didn't actually fix much if anything. Happens all the time with "fixer-upper" properties.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can fix "her".

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Aight, screw Jersh's charity. I'm sure the forum can raise 300k...and then the proper mass-grave archeology can begin.

 

[VanyaMotorbike]

Null has been mentioning wanting to get property in the USA. Slightly used tranch sounds like a perfect opportunity.

Maybe we could set up a reality show and trick a bunch of new troons to go live there but under full surveillance. Tell them there's treasure buried somewhere on the property and see if they can find the death pits

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Maybe we could set up a reality show and trick a bunch of new troons to go live there but under full surveillance. Tell them there's treasure buried somewhere on the property and see if they can find the death pits

That’d be some Faces of Death tier footage

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Null has been mentioning wanting to get property in the USA. Slightly used tranch sounds like a perfect opportunity.

I mean it already looks like a villain HQ from some 60s James Bond movie. Just put some satelite pods on the roof for more flair and maybe some new paint and you're set.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

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I mean it already looks like a villain HQ from some 60s James Bond movie. Just put some satelite pods on the roof for more flair and maybe some new paint and you're set.

"I've been expecting you, Mr. Fong-Jones"

 

[R00T]

All it will take is one shepherd dog digging a few strategic holes…

 

[AssignedEva]

Maybe we could set up a reality show and trick a bunch of new troons to go live there but under full surveillance. Tell them there's treasure buried somewhere on the property and see if they can find the death pits

Fishbowl season 3?

 

[RussianParasite]

dead alpacas that were fucked when they were alive then fucked again when they died. rip.

I still find it funny that these retards thought they could just up and run a ranch in such a hostile environment for growing/other agricultural activities. There are people that do it, but it takes why more know how and hard work than some dudes with their dicks cut off could manage.

There is a thing with people moving to the Mountain West and getting a shocked pickachu face when snow starts in early September and lasts until early June, and it’s even worse at higher elevations. I suspect most of these guys had no idea what they were getting themselves into.

a very unique and cool property.

Agreed, it does need a lot of work and fixing but the bones of the place seem alright. I do wonder about their water and electrical hookups. When you get that far away from other towns/cities a lot of mountain ranches do not receive services like municipal water, electricity, trash services, or snow plowing. I suspect this is the case here as well. Also, living up there full time is lonely as hell, even if you know your neighbors.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Jesus fucking Christ the stains
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How did so many women miss the toilet bowl when they took a piss?

 

[Procopius]

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I mean it already looks like a villain HQ from some 60s James Bond movie. Just put some satelite pods on the roof for more flair and maybe some new paint and you're set.

And since they didn't replace the outside terrace it's even got the obligatory hole to dispose of your enemies, with the patio doors that open out onto nothing.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Wasn't the original listing for the property archived somewhere?

I'd love to see the before and after of this Extreme Home Makeover!

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Jesus fucking Christ the stains
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Who puts carpet in a bathroom?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Maybe we could set up a reality show and trick a bunch of new troons to go live there but under full surveillance. Tell them there's treasure buried somewhere on the property and see if they can find the death pits

In structured finance, a tranche is one of a number of related securities offered as part of the same transaction. In the financial sense of the word, each bond is a different slice of the deal's risk. Transaction documentation (see indenture) usually defines the tranches as different "classes" of notes, each identified by letter (e.g., the Class A, Class B, Class C securities) with different bond credit ratings.

We could definitely have multiple tranches of tranches.

 

[Mr Pancakes]

Maybe we could set up a reality show and trick a bunch of new troons to go live there but under full surveillance. Tell them there's treasure buried somewhere on the property and see if they can find the death pits

If they dont know about the surveillance they'll probably be too busy trying to lure kids there with the promise of free "fun stuff" which will turn out to be r@pe. Either way great footage/evidence, could sting them chris hansen style, im on board with this, the possibilities could be endless.