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- Jun 3, 2021
I love crackwhores as much as the next degenerate but I'm here to talk about shit I like that objectively sucks or the opposite.
on topic: from what I see the general consensus online appears to now be Gen 3 of Pokémon is a lot of people's favorite. I'm here to tell you I thought it sucked in 2003, and I think it sucks now. for clarification I've played gen 1/2 through many times since I was a kid. I got Pokémon Sapphire a week after launch for my birthday and I got LeafGreen when it came out also. I have never went back to these games until the last month I got some random Pokémon nostalgia and decided to play some Gen 1 & 2 ROM hacks. I played basic ones that just included the ability to complete your pokedex only for yellow and crystal, then some ones that change things up and have a new story or add QoL and new Pokemon that was pretty cool some of those are insanely well done. After this I decided I should download a vanilla hack of Emerald with a completable pokedex. I never played Emerald and remember so little of the story from Sapphire that regardless this would basically be like playing gen 3 the first time for me.
I went into this assuming I would love it. I figured that I probably disliked it for stupid kid reasons mixed with the fact I was growing out of the franchise at the time anyways. I didn't like it much. and a lot of this is superficial but here's why: the game is fucking ugly. Sure the graphics are better than gen 1/2 on original game boy but the designs are too round and ugly. also, the new pokemon suck ass. the designs are mostly terrible and beyond just being ugly, the way the scaling is with what you can get and when is mostly terrible. you get tons of useless fucks throughout the game. you barely get any with specific types like fire or electric or whatever for like the first half of the game you only find bugs and flying pokemon. they suck! Gen 2 has more of a problem of it's mainly the original Pokemon but the 100 they added are at least useful. My other big problem with the game is that the two coolest things about 2 (day/night cycle, kanto backtracking) are gone which are replaced by bullshit the game is bloated by shit that sucks. Pokemon contests? Pokeblocks? secret bases? that shit is gay and useless.
It was a new engine on a new system so I can excuse not having another region that's a pipedream anyways, and I will say the amount of content in Emeralds Battle Frontier makes up for that probably (I'm not done with it that shit is hard). but the day/night system is gone and replaced with weather which almost never changes and does absolutely dick. On paper the weather system is cool different things have different effects. however it only really affects certain static areas and never seems to change. If they had that on top of a day/night system and it could happen anywhere it would have been awesome. Why the fuck not? also in emerald you can rematch gym leaders. Cool right? No. Not cool because I can't just go do it. You have a 30% chance after every 60 wild Pokemon fights for them to call you and offer a rematch. What the fuck? Just let me go do it. Fuck you.
mechanically the game is fine but just feels somehow incomplete and bloated at the same time. Lots of added things like contests, expanded berry system, variant bike types, but none of it is fleshed out enough to be a worthwhile addition with the exception of the battle frontier and that's ONLY in Emerald. I don't think it's a bad game by any means but truly don't understand why people like it more than gen 2 at least. the new Pokemon suck, and the added systems feel like optional wastes of time. the thing it has going for it the most is that the team rocket replacements, team aqua and team magma are so fucking retarded that they make the story endearing because it's kinda funny. Oh yeah and double battles are cool. I like that just fine.
on topic: from what I see the general consensus online appears to now be Gen 3 of Pokémon is a lot of people's favorite. I'm here to tell you I thought it sucked in 2003, and I think it sucks now. for clarification I've played gen 1/2 through many times since I was a kid. I got Pokémon Sapphire a week after launch for my birthday and I got LeafGreen when it came out also. I have never went back to these games until the last month I got some random Pokémon nostalgia and decided to play some Gen 1 & 2 ROM hacks. I played basic ones that just included the ability to complete your pokedex only for yellow and crystal, then some ones that change things up and have a new story or add QoL and new Pokemon that was pretty cool some of those are insanely well done. After this I decided I should download a vanilla hack of Emerald with a completable pokedex. I never played Emerald and remember so little of the story from Sapphire that regardless this would basically be like playing gen 3 the first time for me.
I went into this assuming I would love it. I figured that I probably disliked it for stupid kid reasons mixed with the fact I was growing out of the franchise at the time anyways. I didn't like it much. and a lot of this is superficial but here's why: the game is fucking ugly. Sure the graphics are better than gen 1/2 on original game boy but the designs are too round and ugly. also, the new pokemon suck ass. the designs are mostly terrible and beyond just being ugly, the way the scaling is with what you can get and when is mostly terrible. you get tons of useless fucks throughout the game. you barely get any with specific types like fire or electric or whatever for like the first half of the game you only find bugs and flying pokemon. they suck! Gen 2 has more of a problem of it's mainly the original Pokemon but the 100 they added are at least useful. My other big problem with the game is that the two coolest things about 2 (day/night cycle, kanto backtracking) are gone which are replaced by bullshit the game is bloated by shit that sucks. Pokemon contests? Pokeblocks? secret bases? that shit is gay and useless.
It was a new engine on a new system so I can excuse not having another region that's a pipedream anyways, and I will say the amount of content in Emeralds Battle Frontier makes up for that probably (I'm not done with it that shit is hard). but the day/night system is gone and replaced with weather which almost never changes and does absolutely dick. On paper the weather system is cool different things have different effects. however it only really affects certain static areas and never seems to change. If they had that on top of a day/night system and it could happen anywhere it would have been awesome. Why the fuck not? also in emerald you can rematch gym leaders. Cool right? No. Not cool because I can't just go do it. You have a 30% chance after every 60 wild Pokemon fights for them to call you and offer a rematch. What the fuck? Just let me go do it. Fuck you.
mechanically the game is fine but just feels somehow incomplete and bloated at the same time. Lots of added things like contests, expanded berry system, variant bike types, but none of it is fleshed out enough to be a worthwhile addition with the exception of the battle frontier and that's ONLY in Emerald. I don't think it's a bad game by any means but truly don't understand why people like it more than gen 2 at least. the new Pokemon suck, and the added systems feel like optional wastes of time. the thing it has going for it the most is that the team rocket replacements, team aqua and team magma are so fucking retarded that they make the story endearing because it's kinda funny. Oh yeah and double battles are cool. I like that just fine.
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