Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?

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Juhlonduss said:
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This better be the picture for next years Julays
 
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dustbuster said:
Speed that up to 200%.
Then convince Null to have those 2 active on the screen at all times for next MATI.
Authentic zoomer-tuber simulator
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Better idea - create one of those 24/7 automatically generated Youtube streams, only its clips of Bossmanjack raging while edgy 2000s music plays on loop. Watching Bossmanjack smashing his room up to the sounds of Limp Bizkit is surprisingly entertaining.
 
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DOORSTUCK said:
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A somber reminder of what could have been. Thanks for the AI gen, @Lord of the Incels!
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Would've been better if it had one of those hackey romcom epilogues, something akin to:

"Austin moved out into a condo he bought with his gambling proceeds, got a career in HVAC repair from Greendale CC, and never gambled again."
"The rats and the juicers moved onto other streams."
"His parents replaced the door, patched up the holes in the walls. and rented the room out to a college student."
"His drug dealer floyded himself on fentanyl laced crack and the community healed."
etc.
 
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Who would have thought that he would look worse after shaving that awful lip caterpillar?

Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Rats are reporting Austin to the IRS now. We're exceeding Fatrick/DSP forum levels of gay now.
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You pay the monkey
The monkey wins
The monkey dances while screaming OMFG
The monkey loses it all, damages his room some more, and rage-quits the stream
The monkey shows up 20 minutes to 4 hours later to do the exact same thing again

Why do rats want to disrupt such a perfect cycle?
It's because they're bigger retards than Austin, but you knew that already
PositiveMonk said:
Here's my retard take: the DSP fags want to fuck with "Null's cow" and they intend on driving him off with this shit, the goal isn't to create more entertainment.
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This actually does make the most sense. As others have noted, he hasn't done anything to them except be an addict. The timing of the A-logging stepping up right after Dear Feeder raided him is also suspect
 
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Lusotropicalismo said:
As observed by earlier posters, Austin's suicide bait language is always centered around "I want to die!", "I hate my life!", or "My life is trash!" which express his emotions without intent of action. His most actionable statement has been the vague "I'm going to do something stupid," which has never been delivered with the necessary conviction. He's just fishing for juice.

I won't say that he's mentally secure against a potentially extreme feltening, but none of his previous statements strike me as legitimately suicidal.
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I agree - Austin is basically a teenager mentally. He's very unhappy with the consequences of his actions, and he has a niggling idea that it's his own fault, but he's also not mature enough, able to regulate himself, or deal with responsibility. He uses indirect but extreme language to express his emotions in a way that sounds suicidal, because it motivates people to try to "fix" his problems for him, more than because he will genuinely kill himself.

It's much more a cry of "make me feel better (with money)" than a real cry for help. Basically teenage histrionics from someone who should be a grown man.
 
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MadDisaster said:
I agree - Austin is basically a teenager mentally. He's very unhappy with the consequences of his actions, and he has a niggling idea that it's his own fault, but he's also not mature enough, able to regulate himself, or deal with responsibility. He uses indirect but extreme language to express his emotions in a way that sounds suicidal, because it motivates people to try to "fix" his problems for him, more than because he will genuinely kill himself.

It's much more a cry of "make me feel better (with money)" than a real cry for help. Basically teenage histrionics from someone who should be a grown man.
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As noted by @Collections Agent, he stopped using direct language when he copped a ban for it. That combined with his earlier admission that it's all an act is plenty of evidence that this is in fact, an act. He sprinkles in some genuine sounding "I need help" and "I have a problem" talk as well. This is common with addicts as it's another way to ellicit sympathy and feign growth or progress in tackling their addiction. His parents have sent his ass to rehab multiple times. They have more than enough means to get him any help he needs short of a Bam Margera style spa retreat.

It's entirely possible that this behavior has become ingrained that it isn't conciously doing it, but he isn't a danger to himself. He's accidentally hurt himself by cutting himself on shit he broke and he did break his phone. What truly damaging impulsive acts has he done? He hasn't smashed his monitor, he hasn't destroyed his PC. He generally breaks relatively cheap shit that's easy to replace; chairs, headphones, etc. His life is too comfortable. He knows he can live his degen existence if he doesn't get too wild. I'd be concerned about his impulse control if he kicks Trapper or hauls off on Ratdad when he comes in to tell him to shut up after a bunch of nigger shouting. Right now it's all pretty performative.
 
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break these cuffs said:
As noted by @Collections Agent, he stopped using direct language when he copped a ban for it. That combined with his earlier admission that it's all an act is plenty of evidence that this is in fact, an act. He sprinkles in some genuine sounding "I need help" and "I have a problem" talk as well. This is common with addicts as it's another way to ellicit sympathy and feign growth or progress in tackling their addiction. *snip*

It's entirely possible that this behavior has become ingrained that it isn't conciously doing it, but he isn't a danger to himself.
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Benefit of the doubt, it's subconscious- he does it without thinking because it's effective and always has been. But it's also likely that it's conscious emotional manipulation, because it works to get him what he wants. Realistically, it's a combo - he does it because it works, and he knows it works, so he goes that direction automatically.

But it really is the most basic form of emotional manipulation - once someone learns that being "suicidal" gets them what they want, they will feel "suicidal" any time they feel trapped in some way, either by a situation, or even guilt. Being "suicidal" just pushes the responsibility of dealing with the problem on to someone else, so they don't have to fix it themselves.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Right now it's all pretty performative.
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Boss man is slipping really bad considering the paypigs he has been handed on a retarded platter and their origins. He should be selling autographed pieces of drywall with a certificate of authenticity, loose keys from the keyboards, the earpieces from the broken headphones, empty vapes, and his broken crack pipes. He would make a killing selling his sonichu rattata merch.
 
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He doesn't have to change anything about his life except for saving a portion of his money and he would be sitting pretty. If he legitimately cleaned up and started streaming in a normal environment and didn't destroy his shit, he would lose followers for sure.
A 30 year old man smoking weed out of an apple surrounded by broken glass, hair clippings, and holes in the dry wall is funny as fuck. It's a distinctive visual brand. It makes the juicers tune in and send him money. He could be playing a degen gambler online for the streams and then pack up and go to the house he owns and smoke weed out of something fancier than an apple. Maybe a grapefruit or avocado or something.
 
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JustStopDude said:
Not to be pedantic, but he has broken at least one monitor in the past, chucking a vape into into.
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I'd agree that he's getting more impulsive if he started smashing expensive stuff like phones and monitors more often. They're also things he needs to gamba in addition to being expensive and harder for him to replace. Just look at his discord. He warns people, deletes is, then starts it right back up again. I'd believe that wasn't performative if he were to DFE and stop streaming for a couple months to give people time to move on and come back under a new name or something. Right now it's all to illicit "NOOOO Boss please don't go" in the hope that will lead to more juice when he hops on stream in 4 hours.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Boss man is slipping really bad considering the paypigs he has been handed on a retarded platter and their origins. He should be selling autographed pieces of drywall with a certificate of authenticity, loose keys from the keyboards, the earpieces from the broken headphones, empty vapes, and his broken crack pipes. He would make a killing selling his sonichu rattata merch.
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That takes effort, though. He can get enough juice without having to do that, so why should he? Austin will always go for the easy way out, even if it doesn't even lead out.

I was watching the Louis Theroux documentary about Vegas high rollers and this clip really stood out to me, this guy feeding hundred dollar bills into two slot machines at once, because just one slot isn't fast enough. It shows that the "gotta have it even faster" mentality existed before sites like Stake had shit like Limbo or Dice instant bet games. Louis even questions him on why he's still gambling after saying it's quitting time and he responds just like Austin would.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
That takes effort, though. He can get enough juice without having to do that, so why should he? Austin will always go for the easy way out, even if it doesn't even lead out.

I was watching the Louis Theroux documentary about Vegas high rollers and this clip really stood out to me, this guy feeding hundred dollar bills into two slot machines at once, because just one slot isn't fast enough. It shows that the "gotta have it even faster" mentality existed before sites like Stake had shit like Limbo or Dice instant bet games. Louis even questions him on why he's still gambling after saying it's quitting time and he responds just like Austin would.
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I looked at documentaries from the early 2000s about gambling and they're going crazy about people doing 100 dollar hands on blackjack, these days online casinos it's people doing 200 dollars buys and bossman doing at his peak 3000 dollar bets on originals. Scary.
 
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to the thread regulars: does BMJ go outside? or are all of his needs met via parents and paypigs?
 
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