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[Fields Of Rye]

the biggest a-log project: the kiwi ranch

Sorry, I already checked the books, "Sneed's Ranch and Tranch is copywritten, as is "The Chuckshack". I've got a squatter on "Prison, Stalker" but he's pretty insistent on holding onto it.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Sounds heretical.

The (tentative) Church of Christian Unity will follow the Holy Bible, which is the Word of God. That puts us above many modern day "churches", including the rotten turd in the Vatican called the "pOpe".

Will this church conform to the council of nicaea?

Depends on the canon in question.
If the (tentative) Church of Christian Unity does become reality, then we will have to create our own canon.
That said, eunuchs are 100% un-Christian. God gave us our bodies and mutilating them is like spitting on his work.
And Easter must be separated from the unholy blood rituals of the foreskinless rats, the killers of Christ.

 

[Glowie]

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.

Paul has done a hell of a job clearing up, it has to be said. “Owner is motivated to sell”.

Nostalgia time!


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If money didn't up in hands of trannies, I'd go out my way to prove crimes against harmless animals and turn it to non profit alpacacaust museum.

 

[Harambe]

Jesus fucking Christ the stains
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is that a carpeted bathroom? That's fucking disgusting.


This looks like a scene from Come and See


What the fuck that doesn't look like good organization or cable management, did they set it up so that way no matter what, you'd always be just a couple of drinks away from an "accidental electrical fire"

I feel sorry for whoever ends up with this mass grave and series of brutally lived in shanty houses and sheds

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Last chance for Urbex/ghost hunting at the alpaca ranch,

 

[Ol' Slag]

I wouldnt buy this shit if my life depended on it.

I saw pet cemetery, this shit is cursed.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I guess it's a good thing Poland was a communist state so they couldn't just put Auschwitz up for sale right after.

A lot of those camps were repurposed as gulags for the next 10 years Stalin was alive after the war. The tranch? It can never be reused for it original ranch purpose. In a non clown world it'd be a museum devoted to why sex and biology are unchangeable and why we never should have granted gays their rights...because ot eventually lead to the tranny stink permeating the west now.

 

[Tablet County]

Nope, that's genuinely shag carpeting for a bathroom.

What, don't you want your feet to be comfy while you take a shit?

 

[The Demon]

Electrical gore in the Zillow listing:
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why would they take photos of this stuff and show it off on their listings? is that just a standard that's required for the site?

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

Too damn cold we need some humid California real estate for the dream of an actual Kiwifarms Kiwi Farm.

Brother, you don't wanna be in California.

 

[Oxyjen]

why would they take photos of this stuff and show it off on their listings? is that just a standard that's required for the site?

I could be wrong but I think some of these interior photos are left over from the “before” listing. I swear I’ve seen that panel in an even worse state.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.

Paul has done a hell of a job clearing up, it has to be said. “Owner is motivated to sell”.

Nostalgia time!


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The land is haunted by countless Alpaca ghosts and the soil is forever tainted by a saturation of Troonshine that makes it barren like the bald head of a troon and with ground water more polluted than Flint.

 

[FiveStarAce]

This house is NOT in good condition. Also lol at the piss stains in the bathroom.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Haunted. That place is definitely haunted. I can sense it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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I mean it already looks like a villain HQ from some 60s James Bond movie. Just put some satelite pods on the roof for more flair and maybe some new paint and you're set.

That big dome could be painted up like a kiwi fruit.

Seems Paul used the lesson from troon selfies and the brightness +contrast are doing some heavy lifting.
Nice as the place was, these pictures skeeve me out in a way the pre troon infestation realtor site pictures didn't. It's over. It's fucked. it's like you can sense the troon seep, emanating out all rancid from the very jpgs.

Can you imagine what the floors are gonna look like under any of those tiles.. They're so flat out retarded whilst being pig headed enough to try out stupid ideas, that there's not a single part of the property I would trust not be totally rotted through and ready to spring an oil fountain of some ungodly evil liquid at any time.

Feel like this shit is underneath all the floors and walls..

Spoiler: Kev forehead update..

SLIME! IT'S A RIVER OF SLIME

Before we congrats Paul on the cleanup, I am going to assume there's a pretty fucking high chance his elderly mother actually way more likely did, or organised/paid for the labour herself.


Changed my mind from the Kiwi fruit paint job. If kiwi farms becomes a real farms, then the dome should be painted up like Kevin's head. The porch looks like his big stupid Hitler tache nose ring.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Sorry, I already checked the books, "Sneed's Ranch and Tranch is copywritten, as is "The Chuckshack". I've got a squatter on "Prison, Stalker" but he's pretty insistent on holding onto it.

Where Tim Avery from son of the mask?

 

[Balr0g]

Sooo anyone up for the real Kiwi Farm?

I am joking of course but wouldn't that be funny to "loose" the unicorn farm to people who laughed about it and then show them how it's done

 

[Popper Whiting]

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.

Paul has done a hell of a job clearing up, it has to be said. “Owner is motivated to sell”.

Nostalgia time!


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Run a Kiwi kick fund me and turn it into a Lolcow Museum. Lease the land out to other graziers to pasture on.
I know this wont happen and is kinda gay, but the upset this would cause would be funny.

 

[James Howlett]

Fuck ya'll making fun of this, I'm putting my offer in tomorrow. 300k for that much sq. ft. That much land? In Colorado!? It's literally a unicorn now as far real estate goes. I had early gripes when the trannies first bought the place because it's seriously nice...

Oh wait, it's still in Westcliffe.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I can't believe something as funny as the toilet picture is coming at this point in the Tranch.