Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[cypocryphy]

I've always hoped that transvestite pajeet is a psyop or social experiment to see what normal people will actually play along with.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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He was hanging out with the pedo that believes little girls want to be molested by trannies in bathrooms at the event he wore the maggot dress. His face is horrendous, he looks like an 80 year old former starlet that won't stop getting botox injected into their already bloated non recognizable face.

Dylan looks like he’s wearing one of those rubber woman masks that trannies buy.

Alok has the awkward look of a middle-aged conservative politician being clandestinely filmed at a sex club.

 

[indigoisviolet]

just literally called it "Tranny Fluid" I'd have some respect.

Gender Fluid might work as a pun, too.

They could market one for boys with E and one for girls with T, without any hint of self-awareness whatsoever, it would be perfectly awful.

Too much effort: we could get away with selling these retards branded tap water wrapped in the ugly tranny flag.

 

[scathefire]

He also did stand up in Salt Lake City

Stand-up comedy? For real? In all of the clips I've seen of Dylan, he's been naturally funny a total of 0 times. Thus the jokes are the typical troon comedian fodder of "I am a very valid transwoman. Laugh."

 

[AnOminous]

Stand-up comedy? For real? In all of the clips I've seen of Dylan, he's been naturally funny a total of 0 times. Thus the jokes are the typical troon comedian fodder of "I am a very valid transwoman. Laugh."

While the idea of a woke standup comedian is itself hilarious, the reality of one is not since wokeness hates comedy. Nothing that takes itself as seriously as wokeness could ever be funny except as the butt of the joke.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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He was hanging out with the pedo that believes little girls want to be molested by trannies in bathrooms at the event he wore the maggot dress. His face is horrendous, he looks like an 80 year old former starlet that won't stop getting botox injected into their already bloated non recognizable face.

What is it with sasquatch always showing off his body hair? It makes my skin crawl. Austin Powers is more clean shaven than this fucker.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I know it's been repeated ad nauseam on this thread, but god, I cringe every time we're reminded how badly Dylan's surgeon fucked his face.

Dylan's face symmetry pre-surgery (original, side 1, side 2):
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Today:
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Whether you think he was attractive or not, he was born with an impressively symmetrical face. Now each half is a completely different Russian tranny hooker from the other.

Stylistically, what the fuck is this brooch, other than the closest Dylan has ever come to pussy? I assume he thought this + a suit would impress Jodie Foster and the rest of the movie premiere dykes. I hope he brings back his attempt to suggest that he's bi for cred with Hollywood lesbians, that would be hilarious.
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And he doesn't spend the rest of the grifting money to chop off his penis for a fake vagina?

 

[Trianon]

I feel like there's an innate queerness when I'm in nature

lmao.

I like the confirmation that he got a lot of audition rejections this year. Very based.

 

[AnOminous]

What is it with sasquatch always showing off his body hair? It makes my skin crawl. Austin Powers is more clean shaven than this fucker.

His fetish is disgusting people with his repulsive hygiene and personal appearance.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Lirika Matoshi is a viral designer. She was rejected from some fashion design school and she went to work independent. A lot of the stuff she sells is "cottagecore" and things only infantilized women would wear. She created the hideous strawberry dress. That thing Dylan's wearing, I would buy it for my six years old daughter, wouldn't wear it myself being a grown adult woman.

Jeez, Dylan looks like the corpse of Jackie O in that hideous getup. I remember when luxury used to mean luxury. I feel like that piece of shit outfit was designed by a fat genderblob who works at Shien shortly after downing an entire bottle of Petobismol after developing indigestion from drinking a gallon of hobo semen.

While the idea of a woke standup comedian is itself hilarious, the reality of one is not since wokeness hates comedy. Nothing that takes itself as seriously as wokeness could ever be funny except as the butt of the joke.

Not to mention the only funny thing about Dylan is his prolapsed anus and the way he looks.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

His fetish is disgusting people with his repulsive hygiene and personal appearance.

Both Sasquatch and Dyldo engage my fight or flight instinct. Dyldo can be kept at bay with pepper spray, but I'm not so sure about 'Squatch. This might be a more effective deterrent.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I'm just hoping Alok enjoys the stubble when that "clean patch" starts to grow in. Love that for him!!

 

[unwieldy_object]

want to go to Europe Fashion Week this year [there's photos of Paris and Milan - also there is not a "Europe Fashion Week", London, Paris and Milan fashion weeks are the big ones] whether that's Paris or Milan. I've had my fair share of New York Fashion Weeks now and I think it's ready to graduate.

Yes, please go and make yourself a spectacle in Paris or Milan at fashion week.
And don't you ever think that you would ever ever be invited to the big names haute couture shows.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Today:
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God, it's like some horrible mockery of the image of Christ Pantocrator from St. Catherine's:

For reference, the unmirrored image:

 

[AssignedEva]

Looks like Dylan might have another brand collab in the pipeline and also has once again dressed himself in a way that looks like it absolutely must be a wardrobe malfunction, but an especially weird one due to his male proportions -

Yes, he's wearing a sheer lace balconette bra outside his (dress? cardigan?) and it looks so weird because he's had to hike it up his chest to where his male nipples are since he has no boobs. Anyway this was the launch party for a new Tory Burch concept store in LA and he is indeed clutching one of their bags -

No idea where he got the rest of his weird outfit but the heels are $860 from Gucci

He doesn't seem to have hung around long as there are no photos of him with anyone else. This is a shame, because it'd highlight how out of place he looked compared to how everyone else was dressed

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Looks like Dylan might have another brand collab in the pipeline and also has once again dressed himself in a way that looks like it absolutely must be a wardrobe malfunction, but an especially weird one due to his male proportions -
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Yes, he's wearing a sheer lace balconette bra outside his (dress? cardigan?) and it looks so weird because he's had to hike it up his chest to where his male nipples are since he has no boobs. Anyway this was the launch party for a new Tory Burch concept store in LA and he is indeed clutching one of their bags -

Did they have to modify that dress thing to fit his male ribcage? The top button is undone, and there's no button corresponding with it. It looks like it's too small to button up all the way for womanly Dylan.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

He looks like an awkward teenager who crashed the party.

 

[AssignedEva]

Did they have to modify that dress thing to fit his male ribcage? The top button is undone, and there's no button corresponding with it. It looks like it's too small to button up all the way for womanly Dylan.

Oh you're right! I couldn't work out what I was seeing. Looks like it's this Vivienne Westwood piece from the 80s

Sold at auction in October 2023 for about £1,200 ($1,500) at the Kerry Taylor Auction House (specialists in vintage fashion) near London Bridge. Timeline matches when Dylan was in London. Would explain why he insisted on squeezing into something that literally didn't fit him in the slightest because he must have won the auction and only been able to try it on afterwards - but then he has a vintage Westwood piece he spent a lot of money on and he was going to wear it by hook or by crook.

Other point of note - the "Threads" that sponsored the cocktail party he went to with Alok is apparently the Instagram Threads

Thanks, Mark Zuckerberg!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Looks like Dylan might have another brand collab in the pipeline and also has once again dressed himself in a way that looks like it absolutely must be a wardrobe malfunction, but an especially weird one due to his male proportions -

Yes, he's wearing a sheer lace balconette bra outside his (dress? cardigan?) and it looks so weird because he's had to hike it up his chest to where his male nipples are since he has no boobs.

It's a somehow classic look from the 90s.



A woman with very small tits could pull it out because there is no weight to pull the bra down. In Dylan's case, it just shows he's titless.

 

[ByffyloByll2]

Oh you're right! I couldn't work out what I was seeing. Looks like it's this Vivienne Westwood piece from the 80s

Sold at auction in October 2023 for about £1,200 ($1,500) at the Kerry Taylor Auction House (specialists in vintage fashion) near London Bridge. Timeline matches when Dylan was in London. Would explain why he insisted on squeezing into something that literally didn't fit him in the slightest because he must have won the auction and only been able to try it on afterwards - but then he has a vintage Westwood piece he spent a lot of money on and he was going to wear it by hook or by crook.

I'm pretty sure this is the outfit being worn in the music video for the Divinyls' I Touch Myself in case you need to see what it looks like on an actual woman. Is Dylan trying to associate himself with a song about masturbating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM