Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The new one from Instagram. Manly dood king with platform shoes and uncanny valley makeup.
I wonder if she climbed on a counter herself or the cameraman lifted her there.

Her face is filtered or edited beyond recognition in this photo.

Looking at her makes me sad.

 

[Positron]

I honestly don't want to think about it because the stuff that came to mind first was disturbing.

She thinks she can duplicate her success playing jailbait? Not this time! She is too haggard, too life-weary, to look like a shota; there is no innocence to be corrupted.

 

[LimeRikki]

Related to Ellen specifically, at this point she's had enough public mental breakdowns that the transitioning thing probably isn't working in her favor as much as she wants it to.

The decision to transition doesn't make her seem more stable or happy (to normal people). All pictures that have come out since, and all the PR, and the book she wrote have only confirmed this.

Re: her clothing choice- There's a meme that transman pass well but only as like twelve-year-old boys. It wouldn't surprise me if she's leaning into that aspect to the meme for the benefit of her trans supporters.

"Tee hee Elliot is sooooo cheeky with that outfit! Just my my yaoi ships!"

 

[Doppelmonger]

The new one from Instagram. Manly dood king with platform shoes and uncanny valley makeup.
I wonder if she climbed on a counter herself or the cameraman lifted her there.

White socks with black pants and shoes, and is that a dinner jacket with a zipper?!

She should at least stuff some shoulder pads in there to resemble a teenager boy with progeria going to prom. That jacket definitely looks too big for her manly hands

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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JFC every time she wears those clown shoes. She looks like a girl trying on her father's dress shoes.
At least she dresses better than most pooners

Looks like a picture of Ellen 41%ing herself via hanging.

 

[AssignedEva]

Her face is filtered or edited beyond recognition in this photo.

Looking at her makes me sad.

They might as well go full FaceApp with it, it's about as believable.

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

They might as well go full FaceApp with it, it's about as believable.
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No ammount of filters can fix those tiny, delicate woman hands

 

[sleepy-jezza]

They might as well go full FaceApp with it, it's about as believable.

it looks like a mix between Peter Dinklage and Ellen Page

 

[FinnSven]

The only foot fetishist I have ever encountered was a nasty old man who would loiter in front of the Walgreens giving women and little girls unsolicited compliments on their feet sporting a visible erection under his sweatpants. He’s who I picture speaking whenever I read anything written by a foot fetishist on the internet.

Off topic but both Joss Whedon and Quentin Tarantino are allegedly foot fetishists.

Whether they are or not, I am sure they both behave like the man you describe when they are not directing.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

It is a faux pas for a grown man to wear white socks with dress shoes; it is a schoolboy thing.

Yes. Real men usually buy the same kind of black sock to save time doing laundry when all socks are pairs.
I could sperg about how those are not dress shoes but loafers and should warrant ankle socks in current year, and how bare feet in shoes are always wrong and how that is not supposed to be a dinner jacket anyway, she dresses kinda ok compared to many real men and troons. And designer brands are probably showering her with stuff.

I must admit I too want to dress her up in masculine clothes, Maybe crop her hair shorter and try a classic bri'ish skinhead style, maybe a Baracuta Harrington and a pair of monkey boots (even if a bit girly), at her hight it would be the funniest thing ever. And then pair her up with a tall tranny with a male pattern baldness Chelsea cut?

Am I a woman now that I want to use Ellen like a Barbie doll to play manly dress up? No. I'm just drunkposting again, sorry.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Maybe she wants to, or is, hooking up with 12 year old British schoolkids.

Probably what is happening here. Even though epstein is dead, the globalhomo elite still have access to their "cheese pizzas" and "hot dogs". It's just a matter of changing locations and suppliers.

Yes. Real men usually buy the same kind of black sock to save time doing laundry when all socks are pairs.
I could sperg about how those are not dress shoes but loafers and should warrant ankle socks in current year, and how bare feet in shoes are always wrong and how that is not supposed to be a dinner jacket anyway, she dresses kinda ok compared to many real men and troons. And designer brands are probably showering her with stuff.

I must admit I too want to dress her up in masculine clothes, Maybe crop her hair shorter and try a classic bri'ish skinhead style, maybe a Baracuta Harrington and a pair of monkey boots (even if a bit girly), at her hight it would be the funniest thing ever. And then pair her up with a tall tranny with a male pattern baldness Chelsea cut?

Am I a woman now that I want to use Ellen like a Barbie doll to play manly dress up? No. I'm just drunkposting again, sorry.

If I may inquire, what are you drinking right now?

 

[Crex Crex]

That's totally what she looks like. A 12 year old who attends a fancy private school with a strict dress code.

That's exactly what she wants to look like. It's her distorted idea of what a man is supposed to look.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Drinking right now whut?

Why of course, I started with Irish whiskey and trapist at the bar and whent on to Jim Beam at home. I find it rather relaxing after a 12h day. I might also smoke some weed later, idk, evening shift tomorrow, why?

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Why of course, I started with Irish whiskey and trapist at the bar and whent on to Jim Beam at home. I find it rather relaxing after a 12h day. I might also smoke some weed later, idk, evening shift tomorrow, why?

Interesting. I had a little bit of Kräuterlikör (think Jägermeister) to stay warm. It's getting colder here in Leipzig.

 

[indigoisviolet]

What did she mean by this?

Gentlemen's restrooms in posh establishments have a member of staff permanently stationed within, handing out clean towels and for some reason mints wrapped in cellophane. Presumably they clean the marble tiles every time someone washes their hands, too. This tradition lives on in shitty nightclubs and terminally pretentious restaurants, where they plonk down a staff member on punishment duty in the toilets to deter patrons from snorting cocaine off the flat surfaces, and as a side-earner they try to flog you little bottles of nasty aftershave. This appears to be the cosplay she's going for here: annoying twat who makes it hard to piss by hovering around behind you, and yet somehow still demands a financial tip.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Interesting. I had a little bit of Kräuterlikör (think Jägermeister) to stay warm. It's getting colder here in Leipzig.

I usually like the less sweet herbal spirits, think Gammel Dansk or Unicum. Here it's warm for the season, above freezing.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Related to Ellen specifically, at this point she's had enough public mental breakdowns that the transitioning thing probably isn't working in her favor as much as she wants it to.

The decision to transition doesn't make her seem more stable or happy (to normal people). All pictures that have come out since, and all the PR, and the book she wrote have only confirmed this.

Re: her clothing choice- There's a meme that transman pass well but only as like twelve-year-old boys. It wouldn't surprise me if she's leaning into that aspect to the meme for the benefit of her trans supporters.

"Tee hee Elliot is sooooo cheeky with that outfit! Just my my yaoi ships!"

She looks absolutely fucking miserable in every picture I see her. Like there's only regret in these choices.

Beats me why at 5'2" she thought she could pull off being a man.

 

[Overly Serious]

I don't really follow this thread but noticed it at the top of the forum. And I have to ask looking at that picture, does she not have friends or family who are there for her? She looks so sickly and so unhappy in every picture I see of her. Is there nobody who will step in and take her away from the fashion photographers for a little while, give her some decent hot food and for fuck sake just let her do something she enjoys - chill and read books, cook, play video games, whatever. I get a really horrible feeling of isolation every time I look at her. Family? Friends?

 

[PetiteFeet]

I don't really follow this thread but noticed it at the top of the forum. And I have to ask looking at that picture, does she not have friends or family who are there for her? She looks so sickly and so unhappy in every picture I see of her. Is there nobody who will step in and take her away from the fashion photographers for a little while, give her some decent hot food and for fuck sake just let her do something she enjoys - chill and read books, cook, play video games, whatever. I get a really horrible feeling of isolation every time I look at her. Family? Friends?

She's not together with her wife anymore but allegedly they're still friends, if memory serves. She grew up in a religious cult and I doubt she has contact with family, first because she came out as a lesbian and now her transitioning into FTM.
Plus she's stuck in Hollyweird, so any friends she has are likely to be pozzed to shit.

Isolation is right.

 

[Overly Serious]

She's not together with her wife anymore but allegedly they're still friends, if memory serves. She grew up in a religious cult and I doubt she has contact with family, first because she came out as a lesbian and now her transitioning into FTM.
Plus she's stuck in Hollyweird, so any friends she has are likely to be pozzed to shit.

Isolation is right.

Which cult? One of the well-known ones? This really sucks. I wish she could just get away and take a holiday and meet normal people. But given what she's done to herself physically she's never not going to look weird. Still, seems like the best hope for her is to get out of that environment. She's going to kill herself one day if she doesn't.