DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

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This will save the channel!

Standard members = get nothing due to all the illegal south americans
Super members = priced at $5.99 ($2 increase compared to previous standard members). This is the tier to submit videos, and cannot be gifted.
Ultra members = unchanged

At least this means Derich won't be able to submit videos, as he never buys his own membership.

how does this save the channel? cant trolls just spam him with tier 1's to prevent people from gifting tier 2? changing the tier 1 price just makes it even cheaper for people to troll him

 

[Dustlord]

I decided to give his Red dead redemption reaction videos a look. At around 12:45 in the second part, Phil goes on this long winded rant about how it doesn't make sense for John to have pulled a gun on Bill Williamson if he was trying to save him. How can someone who played the game to completion twice misunderstand the plot so badly? Its literally spelled out in the intro that John is being sent to kill or capture his former gang members. He seems to think there's some mysterious third party out to kill them both.

Phil might actually be retarded. Really retarded, as in mentally disabled.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

how does this save the channel? cant trolls just spam him with tier 1's to prevent people from gifting tier 2? changing the tier 1 price just makes it even cheaper for people to troll him

You can't gift tier 2's, so Phil is trying to make it so that dents will want to pay for their own t2 now because a gifted t1 won't get them all the perks of a "real" member dood.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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This will save the channel!

Standard members = get nothing due to all the illegal south americans
Super members = priced at $5.99 ($2 increase compared to previous standard members). This is the tier to submit videos, and cannot be gifted.
Ultra members = unchanged

At least this means Derich won't be able to submit videos, as he never buys his own membership.

Scamming his dents while salting the earth. Typical Phil move. Also, Phil getting bodied by an actual disabled player will never not be funny.

The best part is that Phil was curbstomped as Dhalsim by SplicedHelix not too long ago.

 

[Balr0g]

For the longer explanation this is from the Bio of the Guile player Phil insulted

So not only has Phil lost to detractors in Sf 6 now he also lost against physically handicapped players. I wonder how he would have fared against that blind player who won a match at EVO 2023

 

[Eekum Bokum]

"You can't win Street Fighter only with tricks." - the man who knows 2 combos and spams command throw

He says as he plays the character that relies on tricks the most.

 

[BScCollateral]

He legit insults and mocks everyone after every match saying they just know online combos

And the punchline? He has never played this game offline against an opponent. This goes beyond being an asshole willing to say anything that (he believes) makes him look good, he's drifted into pure fantasy land.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I haven’t watched him play a fighting game in quite some time and god damn he’s even more annoying than I remember lol

He legit insults and mocks everyone after every match saying they just know online combos, they didn’t learn how to actually play street fighter(coming from a guy who’s doing the same Blanka combos he learned when the game came out makes this even funnier)

He also just sits on his meter and waits to do an invincible super in response to the other player pressing a button, something that he will legit have a meltdown over happening to him while insisting they were just mashing.

If he snowballs you into the corner and just destroys you he mocks you, and then if you do the same thing to him next round he says the game is just fucking up and you didn’t earn anything

Like it’s just embarrassing behavior to see a 40 year old act this way, he can’t just take a win with dignity, all he knows is to be toxic

As someone who plays fighting games on the regular, it surprises me how much DSP plays like a complete and total bot. All you have to do is jump, and 80% of DSP's strategies go right out of the window. He can't anti-air, he can't use command grabs, he can't grab you on wake up, and his combos won't land. There was a JP player that gave Phil the smoke just by using jumping roundhouse the entire match, and it was like DSP's brain shut down. His tiny mind can't fathom that players can jump and shut down every one of his options.

And that's his problem: DSP was a Super Turbo player, and that game was so simplistic, that most players had a tendency to autopilot shit like combos, tick grabs, hit confirms, etc. But there comes a time where you have to unlearn that and really study your tools, because every player is different. You can get used to a character like Dhalsim zoning you all day, then fight a Sim player that rushes you the fuck down. You have to adjust to that and change the way you play, especially in today's fighting games. But he just can't, either because he seems himself as above learning shit, or he's just too retarded to abandon his routine and adjust his playstyle... maybe both.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil justified the increase in price for the subscription that allows users to send him videos to react. He says that he will "increase value" to the hike on price, meaning that the dent can now send a question (To a man who only leaves his house once a week for groceries or dinner) asking for the 50th time what his favorite dish is, and maybe be selected to get a response.

He is not like some greedy companies like Netflix that rise the price with no value added. Very nice, Phill. The dents should be grateful.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

When he was sick in October and he was worried people might complain about the rightful Halloween members goal not being rewarded, he said, and I quote him directly, “Is that fair? No. It’s not. (dramatic pause) Life’s not fair.” So his solution is to increase the member’s price, which doesn’t solve the issue, and essentially punish his fan base. In addition, he’s allegedly resetting the member’s goal which just hurts him in the long run.

The whole thing is just so…Phil.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

If you listen to some of his complaints in SF6 carefully you can deduce that he's basing all his character knowledge off of ST. Whenever he fights a Chun-Li he always ALWAYS complains that she can throw from further away than everyone else because in ST she could so he just assumes that's the case in SF6.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Fucking hell, I leave the farms for a year, and Philly boy has literally not changed a bit, other than coming out of his shell to get shit-stomped on a new fighting game.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

For the longer explanation this is from the Bio of the Guile player Phil insulted

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So not only has Phil lost to detractors in Sf 6 now he also lost against physically handicapped players. I wonder how he would have fared against that blind player who won a match at EVO 2023

Seems like a fair fight to me? This guys hand is 85% numb - Phil's brain is 85% numb, lol

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I'm going out on a limb, not a L.I.M.B., no, but I'll predict that Tekken gets to a whole 10+ online streams. I know the last one only made 3 or whatever before he ragequit, but, he's puffed up on a whole year worth of copium with SF salt streams and two platforms worth of dents to climb up on so I'm optimistic, hopefully I don't end up looking like Mike Clum on this one. Game looks really good, I think personally, so the more Phil whines about it, the more a fighting game enjoyer should probably throw some time and money at it if they have the opportunity.

Tekken is full of shit-tests, knowledge checks and obscure matchup considerations that take autists months just to be competent at. I 100% expect it to last one online stream, maybe 2, and Phil will spam Heat at round start and King's Alley kicks. He'll probably do some lobbies and maybe one session of ranked before an Azucena or Kuma wrecks his shit and ki-charges his retard ass.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

How long did he get with his new years resolution not to verbally attack his opponents in SF6?

 

[Balr0g]

How long did he get with his new years resolution not to verbally attack his opponents in SF6?

Hey now he is only making "FACTUAL" observations and he holds the game accountable. He is doing great...hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How long did he get with his new years resolution not to verbally attack his opponents in SF6?

20 minutes into his first SF6 stream at the beginning of the month.

 

[Lord_Point]

Wrong again kiwifart retards. Did phil say the disabled Guile player was a numbskull idiot and a fucking buffoon mouth drooler? Sure. Were these insults? NO! Wrong!

These were 100% science style factual observations. Phil, using his advanced mind based on facts and logic, has objectively observed that this Guile player was mentally deficient and THUS it is OK for phil to publicly state the objective style truth that the physically handicapped Guile player is also mentally retarded. Try harder next time denttractors.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

How long did he get with his new years resolution not to verbally attack his opponents in SF6?

Documentary is off now, don't even need to pretend to keep up the nice guy façade.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Saw this mentioned on twitter and haven't seen it here, but funnily enough Phil moved his camera and exclusively plays left side so his webcam hides the counter hit and punish counter indicators. Not sure how long he's done this but I find it very very funny that the narc injury is this deep.

You're washed up as fuck Phil, Hoping I see you in ranked on Tekken 8