🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[filthypenguin]

Jet, Ben and Greg watching Youtube videos upstairs is currently getting 500 more live viewers then Shinji, TJ, Oliver, Trish and Fatty doing shots downstairs. Kind of sums things up to be honest. People are bored.

There's a good chance that's only because the Auto mode is set to watch Jet.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

oliver is doing more than production to keep the show interesting. hes actually pretty good at it and the wheel idea is fun. jet has been making fun of the fact that hes getting more views than the fish. either he doesnt realize thats a sign that hes failing at his job or hes doing a bit and reinforcing the idea that the show is boring. jet it up.

edit: im pretty sure that jet just wants to be the main character of the show or something.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

replace Jet with Greg

unironically. in a few hours he's given better ideas than Jet has in years and he's so nice and cheerful. like an anti-striker

ive been thinking this for awhile like get a bunch of cheap campers and everyone has there own homes.

instead of kid nation, its zoomer nation.

 

[eatler]

oliver is doing more than production to keep the show interesting. hes actually pretty good and the wheel idea is fun. jet has been making fun of the fact that hes getting more views than the fish. either he doesnt realize thats a sign that hes failing at his job or hes doing a bit and reinforcing the idea that the show is boring. jet it up.

edit: im pretty sure that jet just wants to be the main character of the show or something.

hes also at an unfair advantage since gregs the only one most people care about at this point. If greg was downstairs and jet tried the streaming bit no one would care to watch him except to blast the room with "jet gay".

instead of kid nation, its zoomer nation.

THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE SHOW! I couldnt remember the name of it but yeah basically.

 

[Enig]

Every time I check this thread for new info I get further justified for stopping when they brought the fatass back, this is beyond amateur at this point if they had their plumbing break two houses in a row and are now using autocam to sponge views off themselves instead of making the actual show interesting enough to watch.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

jesus jet


ben just had an idea for a game about trading socks and guessing whos wearing which socks. really just a terribly unfunny idea. jet likes it.

 

[eatler]

jesus jet

This is the body of a true troon catcher. You may not like it but this is how you net them in.

 

[magnetic field]

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ben just had an idea for a game about trading socks and guessing whos wearing which socks. really just a terribly unfunny idea. jet likes it.

Jet rocking that early S2 T.J. physique

 

[Chuck McGill]

ive been thinking this for awhile like get a bunch of cheap campers and everyone has there own homes. still love the nerf gun idea everyones packing and that could be the beefs too (like mexican standoffs). You get plain game (like salted chicken), oatmeal and water as a daily food but if you want good stuff you have to do challenges to earn coins to spend at the saloon and said coins can be robbed from eachother at any point.

Hard disagree with this. Fucking with the fish's food/only providing them certain foods really needs to be a thing they leave behind for season 3. They should be well-fed and possibly eating more healthy than they would be if they were at home. The only bartering for food should take place if it's some 'luxury' item like booze or fast food or something. If they're expected to be in the house and never leave for 42 days, they need to be properly fed. Full goddamn stop.

A well-fed fish is a content producing fish. The only thing that's made me MATI during this season was Sam only feeding the fish grits and then getting mad that they were low-energy and not producing content.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

A well-fed fish is a content producing fish. The only thing that's made me MATI during this season was Sam only feeding the fish grits and then getting mad that they were low-energy and not producing content.

Ironically the grits era is when the fish were producing the most organic content and half assing the competitions. They were at each others throats and this is when Jimmy got eliminated and Tay punched Trish.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

The basement isn't flooded, production is just bored and want to be the stars while Daddy Sammy is away on a business trip or the basement is so nasty now that B2 is a better living space. There's been no rainfall in Providence, RI for the past 2 days and notice how Josie is still down in the basement

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

The basement isn't flooded, production is just bored and want to be the stars while Daddy Sammy is away on a business trip or the basement is so nasty now that B2 is a better living space. There's been no rainfall in Providence, RI for the past 2 days and notice how Josie is still down in the basement

they claim its sewage and one of them mentioned that josie was still cleaning it up.

edit: i still believe it could be a lie, just saying.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

There's been no rainfall in Providence

The Fishtank house is in Cumberland Rhode Island 15 miles north of Providence and it's currently snowing there. I bet a bunch of snow melted yesterday when it was 40 out and leaked into the basement windows.

 

[Cringestorian X]

A couple of clips from the wiggers crew tonight

Spoiler: clips

Greg's opinions on the potential winner of this season and Vance's comparing Tay to Letty

"Being edgy in reality is just gay" - Ben

Wiggers audio engineering

Productions making fun of TJ for having a tard moment

Wiggers are getting pissed because people keep pinging Jet on the fishtank chat

Ben is getting pissed at TJ for saying the same stuff to the camera again

"Not our fault that things down there are boring" - Ben

As of now, Ben, Greg, and Vance are watching bodycam footage on YouTube while Jet is sleeping. I'll post again later if there's anything interesting

 

[feral cat #6385]

And this used to be such a nice house. Poor house. Too bad they didn't rent the house.

The Greg story line is the best story line of the season. He should take Jet's job for season 3.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

A couple of clips from the wiggers crew tonight

Basically confirms that these idiots literally have ZERO idea what makes the show good and the reason S2 was so bad for so long is because of them. The fish are starting to lose their minds from boredom. Tay just paces around the house like a caged lion, never spending more than a minute or two in each room, everyone else is just napping all day and ignoring the retarded gimmick shit Jet and Ben are asking them to do. Even Fatty who is usually capable of entertaining himself is climbing the walls and literally exercising with the weights.

 

[CoolFool]

So who completely destroyed the wall between B1 and B2? And why?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Who would have thought sleep depriving people and feeding them like shit would lead to them having no energy and and sleeping all day?

 

[CoolFool]

Who would have thought sleep depriving people and feeding them like shit would lead to them having no energy and and sleeping all day?

Not only that, but they aren't giving these fish anything to do. The house is completely destroyed, what else is there to do but talk or nap at this point?

 

[New Briefcase]

At the end of it all, when you tear down the fancy decorations and themed sets, all you're left watching is the incompetence of a crew of wiggers. Truly Neptunian.