DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[marlintan]

By attacking Phil you're only making him look good

Define "attacking". Criticism isn't an attack, and there is no universe where DSP looks "good".

Go away.

I never said criticizing Phil was attacking him. You've obviously never seen a genuine DSP fan if you think his trolls don't make him look good.

Thanks for the puzzle piece sticker. You said that people comparing themselves with DSP is abnormal, people measure themselves by others, I don't know how you came so far in life failing to realize that. Cain killed Abel because god judged Abel's sacrifice as more worthy. Literally for all of human history people measure themselves against others. I'm beginning to think that you may not be debating in good faith, and aren't as smart as you think you are.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I guess also any time DSP gets trolled we will have people come in and tell us its BAD, way to harsh and mean dood, even if its something as tame as the argentine arc... Seriously EVERY other cow in this site has had it worse than this particular way of trolling and no one cries over it.

Phil is way too easy to mess with, you could call his house in the middle of the night and he'd be jumping at shadows for a month.

edit : Don't call Dave, daddy Null is already angry

 

[Kongolo]

The point is that there's no guarantee his content will be as funny as it currently is if his trolls continue to fuck with Phil.

I would agree with you if the trolls were trying to get him to lose the YouTube partnership for violating ToS or some gay shit. But my brother in Christ, we are talking about memberships paid in pesos. That's not going to change his income whatsoever and barely constitutes cowtipping because of how fucking cheap it is.

 

[Freebird]

"$11.95, you can't afford 11.95? What's your problem?" - DSP when he ups the tiers in a few years. Also pretty fucking ironic of him laughing about 2 dollars when 18 of those could have saved him from bankruptcy (theoretically of course, he's fucked forever)

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Dave bitches up a storm when he has to pay $60 for a game, but kamahn you guise can easily give him $72/year to get nothing.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

By attacking Phil you're only making him look good.

He would only look good to his dents and to literal tourists who know nothing at all bout Phil, two groups that can both fuck off.

By attacking him till you've basically broken him, or whatever his trolls are hoping to achieve, you will only make his content less funny.

Plenty of people would disagree with you. Funny is subjective.

Why can't people just point and laugh?

I'll enjoy Phil the way I choose to enjoy him. And that also goes goes for every tourist that's dropped their two cents into this subforum over the past 2 weeks.

 

[postfeetpls]

I'm new to the DSP lore and still can't believe how someone can do something for a living, every day for years and be so bad at it. How do you get to play video games daily from the dawn of gaming and be absolutely terrible in every single game you play, no exceptions? And I don't mean like "noob" terrible. We're all terrible at games when we first play them.

Phill is generally terrible in gaming. His thinking, his manners, the way he handles himself in the games he plays are all those of a boomer who never touched a game before.

I would really wanna see this man play some competitive game other than fighting games. CSGO, League, Valorant, Overwatch, COD etc, something with high skill floor and competitive divisions, where he gets shat on and tbagged by 12yolds.

edit: AAAAAND He's talking about VPNs and buying subscriptions from regions with worthless currency again. He doesn't seem to understand YouTube is well aware of the issue mainly because that's how people buy cheap Premium subscriptions and if they could they would have fixed it long ago, it's just not as easy as he seems to think it is. I'm sure him crying about it for a few more hours will do it this time.

 

[marlintan]

Who will Phil be toxic to if they fuck off? I want the shills to stay so he can yell at them for no reason.

You are the exact example of why the DSP subforum doesn't more widely integrate with the forum as a whole... you are stupid, while thinking you are smart. You are exactly the same type of person as DSP, and why we here congregate to laugh at the retard. You talk about aiming low, you are literally shooting the ground on purpose with this "conversation". Fuck off and laugh at fat ladies or whatever you originally came here for.

 

[The Pulverizer]

I'm new to the DSP lore and still can't believe how someone can do something for a living, every day for years and be so bad at it.

Laziness combined with narcissism and stupidity.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I'm new to the DSP lore and still can't believe how someone can do something for a living, every day for years and be so bad at it. How do you get to play video games daily from the dawn of gaming and be absolutely terrible in every single game you play, no exceptions? And I don't mean like "noob" terrible. We're all terrible at games when we first play them.

he's literally retarded. like actually very low IQ, not as an insult but he's seriously dumb

 

[kiwirevolving]

Deadass 6 minutes of dead air to go grab his wallet so he can buy Tekken 8 on stream (and had to remind us it was $69.99 + tax which is a lot for him obviously). When he came back he blamed Jehovah's Witnesses for taking him so long

He couldn't do that shit off stream, too much work

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

By attacking Phil you're only making him look good.
By attacking him till you've basically broken him, or whatever his trolls are hoping to achieve, you will only make his content less funny.
Why can't people just point and laugh? You are achieving literally nothing by fucking with the cow except stooping to their level or even lower.

There is just 3 topics in the DSP board to this kind sperg meta khantent..

 

[postfeetpls]

Laziness combined with narcissism and stupidity.

It's gotta be more the stupidity part.

I'm seriously in AWE at how his Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay is going and I can't tell if he's being sincere or acting retarded for views. He has been playing the game for what appears to be ~50-ish hours if we trust his "part XX gameplay" videos and he has little to no idea what he's doing.
He's just lost all the time. HOW do you get to do something for 50 hours and not learn the basics? People learn programming 101 for 50 hours he couldn't understand how spells work.

he's literally retarded. like actually very low IQ, not as an insult but he's seriously dumb

That sounds right. Maybe not certifiably retarded but he's a unique combination of so dumb and incompetent to barely know what he's doing yet narcissistic and delusional enough to believe he's a lot smarter than average and is doing it(whatever it is) the right way - his way.
I understand the appeal now. I hate it but I'm watching it as we speak.
Damn it.

edit: fug he's got a wife wtf I gotta read more of the thread i thought he's divorced. damn i have so much lore to catch up on.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Phill is generally terrible in gaming. His thinking, his manners, the way he handles himself in the games he plays are all those of a boomer who never touched a game before.

I would really wanna see this man play some competitive game other than fighting games. CSGO, League, Valorant, Overwatch, COD etc, something with high skill floor and competitive divisions, where he gets shat on and tbagged by 12yolds.

DSP claims he used to build PC and do LAN parties back in the day but during his Black Mesa playthrough he was baffled at the concept of a crouch jump, his CoD streams are a pretty good source of salt but he's so ass at them that he's usually put in the baby/bot lobbies. Wings had a pretty good breakdown as to why DSP is so bad at them.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

edit: fug he's got a wife wtf I gotta read more of the thread i thought he's divorced.

dont feel bad, she's really fat and they're more like roommates than married anyway

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I'm new to the DSP lore and still can't believe how someone can do something for a living, every day for years and be so bad at it.

He was very early to the genre of Let's Plays of newly released games. There was a demand but little supply, so standards were really low. He's been coasting off of that, and the anti-trolls his infamy as a lolcow gets him, for years.

 

[postfeetpls]

dont feel bad, she's really fat and they're more like roommates than married anyway

I feel bad for having missed so much of the DSP story. Few months ago i tried getting in on it but felt like he's way too uninteresting. I guess Phil is a bit of an acquired taste lol
I'm gonna read older posts around the forum and try and find some youtube videos. Are there any Chris Chan style documentaries about DSP? Not that long but maybe some 1-2 hours video with more details here and there?

 

[TheLastFrogger]

I feel bad for having missed so much of the DSP story. Few months ago i tried getting in on it but felt like he's way too uninteresting. I guess Phil is a bit of an acquired taste lol
I'm gonna read older posts around the forum and try and find some youtube videos. Are there any Chris Chan style documentaries about DSP? Not that long but maybe some 1-2 hours video with more details here and there?

A beggers Journey by xMortis or the Back in Time segments that Tevin did are pretty solid ways to catch up on lore.

 

[The Pulverizer]

It's gotta be more the stupidity part.

I'm seriously in AWE at how his Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay is going and I can't tell if he's being sincere or acting retarded for views. He has been playing the game for what appears to be ~50-ish hours if we trust his "part XX gameplay" videos and he has little to no idea what he's doing.

His Street Fighter 6 gameplay is more telling. A lot of the comments ignore this, but Phil often takes a good chunk of his opponent's health before he gives up. Phil would rather lose with an excuse than actually try to win.

When both players have low health it's anyone's game. What I've seen Phil do many times in this situation is complain about how the hits he took earlier were illegitimate instead of going for the win.

edit: fug he's got a wife wtf I gotta read more of the thread i thought he's divorced. damn i have so much lore to catch up on.

He thought he was divorced too before her fat ass came on stream

 

[freund]

his solution to the illegitimate memberships:

"imagine you're running a business... and it's a restaurant"

he will raise the price for memberships that are able to submit videos and clips on DSP ReACKs - but the first month will only cost his dents 2$ to upgrade. that's crazy right?

Spoiler

conveniently leaves out that he still raises cost of membership to 6$ in the future AND the regular price for memberships will not be lowered as promised because greed is massively strong.

if ARG doesn't bomb his reACKs channel this will be the only month for his dents to pay a "discounted price" to upgrade for 2$.
his other channels will still suffer if ARG decides to membership bomb him.