America First 1279 - January 17, 2024
(Note: Nick was over 14 hours late, starting at about 11:15 AM Central on January 18.)
Monologue is about conflicts in the Middle East, and Bill Ackman attacking Harvard over DEI.
- 0:09:05 -- Show starts
- 0:18:05 -- Nick apologizes for not going live yesterday. "Yesterday, I went live, and the show didn't actually go live. I started my stream and I did the whole show, but it was not being broadcast to the channel. Thankfully I recorded a local copy. If I didn't do that, I would have just blown my head off and committed suicide on the spot."-Nick
- 0:47:30 -- Nick goes on a weird tangent where he defends Barack Obama and says the only difference between Obama and Mitt Romney was that Obama was anti-Zionist (huh??), and says Fox News only hated Obama because "Obama was anti-war, just like Trump was anti-war."
- 1:41:00 -- Nick plays Call of War for a few minutes.
- 1:43:50 -- Superchats
- 1:44:25 -- Superchatter "BlackGroyper" says "Go get a sandwich on me brother." "Thank you, brother. I love my black groypers. I love blacks. I love niggas. As long as they're not uh, you know, monkeying out. As long as, as long as they are—and I don't mean that a racial way at all. I don't even mean that a racial way even a little bit. I love black people. I love my niggas. It's as long as they're not chimping out, you know, stop, stop causing all these problems. But when they're cool, they're cool." -Nick
- 1:49:15 -- Nick hits a streak of annoying superchats and gets progressively more pissed off.
- 1:49:15 -- Superchatter says in 2019, when America First reliably started at 10 PM, he'd go to the park and watch the show on his phone. He says "Cozy, reliable. Not anymore, sad!!" "Yeah, well, times change. Sorry your gay little life sucks harder now." -Nick
- 1:49:50 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he gets out of a relationship with Zherka, and says Zherka offered nothing of value on the debate and made their side look retarded by association. Nick says he hates when people try to control who he's friends with, and tells the superchatter "go fuck yourself, kill yourself." The same superchatter sends another superchat saying Zherka takes away from Nick's professionalism, and also Sneako has been publicly shitting on Christianity recently. "Okay, well, you're a faggot and I hate you." -Nick
- 1:51:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he would be interested in talking to Bishop Williamson, and says it would be great content. Nick mocks him in a retard voice. "And then, and then, and then we can do Mel Gibson too! And then we could have on—!" -Nick
- 1:52:10 -- Superchatter asks "How long would you have to be single until you submit to having half Asian children?" "Was it hard when you told your parents that you're gay?" -Nick
- 1:52:25 -- Superchatter says "They have turned up the heat on whites and it's no longer the slow boil of the frog. Why have they turned up the heat so quickly?" "Stupid question. Die. Die slow." -Nick
- 1:52:55 -- Superchatter "imhoplite" sends $400 with no message. Nick praises him for sending the money with no message, and enjoys a couple more non-annoying superchats before the annoying superchats resume a couple minutes later.
- 1:54:35 -- Superchatter suggests that Nick collab with Candace Owens if possible. Nick flips him off. "And it's gone. And we lost it. Oh, collab with Candace Owens? Oh, okay. Yeah, let me call her up. Hey, Candace. Yeah. Do you want to do a livestream with the number one antisemite in America? Why don't you come on Good Morning Groyper tomorrow, say 9 AM? Thanks. Thank you. Thank you for the idea. Let me know if you have any other ideas. Let me give you my personal phone number in case you have any other bright ideas, things I never thought of. You think I should do something with Trump soon, maybe Tucker? You think I should maybe, I don't know, get a show on Fox News? I was thinking about it, but I don't know. I want your advice." -Nick
- 1:57:05 -- A couple superchatters defend Zherka's performance on the debate. Nick is offended that he has to explain himself to the audience and rants for a few minutes.
- 2:00:50 -- Nick starts playing Call of War on his computer while responding to a superchat.
- 2:04:55 -- Superchatter says "The meaner you are the more I laugh." "I'm trying to be nicer, but it's not going well." -Nick
America First 1280 - January 18, 2024
Monologue is about Benjamin Netanyahu saying there will be no Palestinian state, and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson passing a stopgap spending bill.
- 0:17:35 -- Show starts
- 0:30:30 -- Nick says everybody is "so mad" at him because he was over 14 hours late to last night's show. He says he checked the comments on last night's show, "expecting everybody to glaze [him]," and he was shocked that so many people were complaining. He tells everyone to "RELAX!" and says he's super busy working behind the scenes (eyes darting around everywhere like a liar). He calls the audience greedy and disgusting, promises that he "will resume doing the show at night by popular demand." Nick says he's been phoning in the show lately because he's planning on relaunching the show soon: the new show will start at 8 o'clock (lol sure) and have a new set ("this is kind of like the last two months of the show as it is with the green screen"-Nick). He compares the audience to his mom standing in his doorway yelling at him to get out of bed and get ready for school.
- 0:37:30 -- Nick complains about his Twitter account @autumngroyper getting banned. He calls the ban "serious rope fuel, serious suicide fuel." "This country just sucks. It's not fun, and it's gay, and you know, death to America. And basically, and you know what? Like, death to America, okay? Can I, can we just say that at that point? I mean, I love America, obviously. Show's called America First. But don't you just want to burn a flag when autumngroyper gets banned?"-Nick
- 0:39:35 -- Nick says the worst thing about getting banned is that Keith Woods still has a Twitter account. He complains about Keith Woods posting in the group chat about getting retweeted by so-and-so, and yells at him to "BE A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT!" He sarcastically applauds Keith for staying on Twitter. He says he would trade being alive in the real world for being active on Twitter.
- 1:20:45 -- Superchats
- 1:34:50 -- Superchatter says the border wall should have automatic turrets on it like in Rust. "Dohh! And then! And then it should have—! You're such an idiot dude. You know that? I should be nicer, but yeah that's... that really sucks." -Nick
- 1:35:35 -- Superchatter asks if Monica Lewinsky was a Mossad psyop. "Dude, I don't know. It's before I was born. I don't know anything about what happened before I was born." -Nick
- 1:35:35 -- Superchatter "imhoplite" sends $200. "o7 to the sponsor of the show. This is America First, brought to you by imhoplight. Quick word from our sponsor imhoplight, the first name in rape, the first name in the industry for raping of females. No, but thank you for the big super chat." -Nick
- 1:38:05 -- Superchatter says he misses Nick on Twitter and says "definitely, DEFINITELY, fuck Keith Woods!" Nick laughs and puts his head down on the desk. He says he loves Keith and he's "just giving him a hard time," and only Nick is allowed to say "fuck Keith Woods" because he and Keith are friends. Nick says he and Keith are like Socrates and Plato respectively (apparently this was Keith's idea based on their personality types). "I think I'm Socrates. Which is not, I guess I'm the guy that dies in the end, which is pretty... I guess it always kind of works out for him doesn't it? But that's okay. I'm the cool one, I get to do this. (points finger up) I'm the smarter one. I'm the father though. I'm the father and I get to do this in the temple. I'm talking him like this. Isn't that how the painting goes? 'The Academy.' So I'm, I'm the father of philosophy. Okay. No, that's him when he's dying. I'm corrupting the youth. I'm corrupting the groypers. That's me. But in a real way, in a positive way. So, don't mess with my friend." -Nick
- 1:41:10 -- Nick quotes Taylor Swift's song Anti-Hero. "I wish I could have fun with you guys. But that's what it's like. It's tough being the anti-hero. You know, it's me. Hi, I'm the problem. It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero. I'll just say that much." -Nick
- 1:42:05 -- Nick pauses reading superchats to play Call of War for a minute.
- 1:45:25 -- Superchatter says "Keep Keith Woods safe at all costs!" Nick says he will protect Keith, and compares himself and Keith to the characters in Green Book (though he claims he never watched the film, only "hate-watched" clips of it on TikTok). "I'm the dago. I'm the dago greaseball driver. I'm just a chauffeur. I'm the problem solver. I'm a fiery Italian. And he is the, well, that character is gay, but he's like the uptight, prissy, sophisticated, sort of cold fish, you know, once you get to know him he's cool. So... yeah, so that's us." -Nick