(01/25/2024) Ethan Ralph heads to Taxco, Guerrero, Mexico - "Pussy gringos like Harry Morris crack me up. Yea, I'll be in Guerrero [...] Do I look scared?" - Ralph | UPDATE: Pussy gringo Ethan Ralph refused to get on the bus to Taxco and says he's staying in Mexico City instead.

[Estate]

Here's my schizo take.
This looks like a typical 3rd world shithole albanian tier predatory tactic.
By that, I mean either ransom or organ harvesting. It's the classic tale of a dumb foreigner getting taken advantage of by some local woman, who's in cahoots with some shady group.
The funny part is, Ralph's too fat and guntlike to harvest something worthwhile from him and he ain't got nobody willing to even pay the bus fair to ransom him. Kinda sad tbh.


PS: From that article, those niggers killed Jesus!!!
Ralphmale's chances are looking grim.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

OMG. Dumb nigger is going to have his belly chopped apart like a pig's and kept alive throughout the process.
Tocino De Ralph

 

[Troonos]

He'll chicken out the day before because he's a dickless 5'1" pussy.

 

[Obsul]

Here's my schizo take.
This looks like a typical 3rd world shithole albanian tier predatory tactic.
By that, I mean either ransom or organ harvesting. It's the classic tale of a dumb foreigner getting taken advantage of by some local woman, who's in cahoots with some shady group.
The funny part is, Ralph's too fat and guntlike to harvest something worthwhile from him and he ain't got nobody willing to even pay the bus fair to ransom him. Kinda sad tbh.


PS: From that article, those niggers killed Jesus!!!
Ralphmale's chances are looking grim.
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This sort of shit happens even in a 1st world country like Japan. Not organ harvesting, but in certain districts of Tokyo like Kabukicho or Roppongi, it's not rare for women to lure dumb foreign tourists to bars and then they wake up the next morning with their pockets significantly lighter for one reason or another. If that happens relatively commonly in a 1st world country, how much more likely is it in a 3rd world shithole like Mexico? Ralph is fucked.

 

[PhoBingas]

He'll chicken out the day before because he's a dickless 5'1" pussy.

I honestly hope for Ralph's sake he pulls an excuse out of his ass to not go. I don't want to sound dramatic but best case the narcos see him as a hostage to bargain with, worst case, he ends up in some Mexican voodoo roasting pan 'er whatever.

 

[Monodrone]

Ralph, please. I understand viewer engagement is down, but don't switch to LiveLeak.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I swear if I see a cartel vid of a large pig getting skinned while squealing ‘five star days’ I will lose it.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Is he driving all the way there? Google maps says it's a 24 hour drive. He could do what Dick does and record himself driving. Live #Killstream drive across southern Mexico.

 

[Obsul]

Ralph in less than 24 hours.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I got it. Ralph wanted to make his grave a shallow ditch in a gangland area just to make it infinitely harder to piss on. He knows his money is drying up and his horse is seeking divorce. He's more concerned that Daddy Jim will use that 20 grand to orchestrate a bottle of his urine to be poured on a pauper's grave with a headstone that says Here Lies Gunt.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

ralf is going to be featured on the "videos of people dying thread very soon"

 

[sallowhal]

i don't want this dude to get killed. he's too funny to watch, and his threads are the entire reason i even made an account after lurking for years. genuinely hoping he lucks out and comes back safely. his squealing will be entertaining.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I have no idea where this is going, but i can surely say that the situation is really fucking weird and no matter what's going on behind the scenes, everybody involved is pathetic.

 

[break these cuffs]

I think it's pretty impressive that Pantsuela managed to escalate gang violence just to keep Gunt away. He needs to learn how to take no for an answer. Money > bitches. More niggas dead in the street over hoes than anything else smdh.

 

[Easterling]

I gotta say this speaks serious volumes about Ethan as whole. I've you are willing to risk being murder raped for a crumb of pussy you seriously need to re-evaluate yourself, I think the macho-man persona has gone so far to this fat retard's head that he knows he has no choice but to go otherwise he'll no longer be cooler than the 20 incels that are still his die hard fans.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Ethan Ralph being cut to pieces memorial board LET'S GO!

 

[Obsul]

I gotta say this speaks serious volumes about Ethan as whole. I've you are willing to risk being murder raped for a crumb of pussy you seriously need to re-evaluate yourself, I think the macho-man persona has gone so far to this fat retard's head that he knows he has no choice but to go otherwise he'll no longer be cooler than the 20 incels that are still his die hard fans.

You have to take risks in life, but one of the dumber aspects of men and male competition is taking entirely unnecessary and retarded risks just to prove you're not a coward. Eat something poisonous, jump from a high place and break your neck, get a little too close to a crocodile. Do those things if you want to, just don't do them because you're afraid of people thinking you're not The Man. Take calculated risks, take risks with high reward, not retarded risks just to prove you're not a pussy because you're too afraid of people thinking you're not cool to not take retarded risks.

One of the problems with Ralph is that he's staked so much of who he wants people to see him as on taking retarded risks, and maybe this time it'll be a retarded risk too far.

 

[break these cuffs]

You have to take risks in life, but one of the dumber aspects of men and male competition is taking entirely unnecessary and retarded risks just to prove you're not a coward. Eat something poisonous, jump from a high place and break your neck, get a little too close to a crocodile. Do those things if you want to, just don't do them because you're afraid of people thinking you're not The Man. Take calculated risks, take risks with high reward, not retarded risks just to prove you're not a pussy because you're too afraid of people thinking you're not cool to not take retarded risks.

One of the problems with Ralph is that he's staked so much of who he wants people to see him as on taking retarded risks, and maybe this time it'll be a retarded risk too far.

Okay little bish. Ralphamale status = REVOKED! Seriously though, you've already taken numerous risks far more retarded than the average person would even consider when you find yourself broke, addicted to drugs, and living in a Mexican low income housing to avoid civil judgements in your home country. Sure Gunt can get himself killed, but he's has taken it too far numerous times already.

 

[Easterling]

You have to take risks in life, but one of the dumber aspects of men and male competition is taking entirely unnecessary and retarded risks just to prove you're not a coward. Eat something poisonous, jump from a high place and break your neck, get a little too close to a crocodile. Do those things if you want to, just don't do them because you're afraid of people thinking you're not The Man. Take calculated risks, take risks with high reward, not retarded risks just to prove you're not a pussy because you're too afraid of people thinking you're not cool to not take retarded risks.

One of the problems with Ralph is that he's staked so much of who he wants people to see him as on taking retarded risks, and maybe this time it'll be a retarded risk too far.

I think it mostly boils down to low IQ and low impulse control on the part of Ralph.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If that happens relatively commonly in a 1st world country, how much more likely is it in a 3rd world shithole like Mexico? Ralph is fucked.

A lot in the tourist areas. They give them high alcoholic drinks and wait for them to pass out. I think it’s usually Cancun.

I think Pantsuela might be desperate and is using a Ralph as a gullible foreign to get her out of that shithole instead of use Ralph for organs. Oh that poor girl doesn’t know the Ralphamale however. The timing of her telling Ralph she loves him and tons of texts Ralph is showing off seems like she’s just throwing herself at anyone who will get her out, especially when she’s saying it’s no big deal.