Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Erm....ok imma sound straight up schizo with this but I was going through the video on microspeed in order to try and harvest amusing fat face pics, and I noticed that fat has an asymetrical blink
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I sped through a couple times to find him blinking more to see if it recurred and uh...yeah. This fat faggot is blinking out of sync

So, being the gentleman and scholar I am, I took the matter to google for a possible explanation and found this which I will quote in full because holy fucking shit I am still laughing here

Causes of One-Eyed Blinking​

SEP 06, 2023

Question:
I am a school psychologist and I recently evaluated a 7-year-old boy whose right eye blinked but his left eye did not. What could be possible causes for one-eyed blinking? There is a possibility that he has fetal alcohol syndrome, although this has not been confirmed.

Answer:
This child likely has a simple motor tic. Children, just like adults, can develop a tic. Children often manifest their tics with bilateral forceful eyelid blinking or one-side blinking. It is often worse during times of fatigue or stress. It can wax and wane. It may disappear over time. If the tic has not disappeared in one year, the patient would receive the diagnosis of chronic tic disorder.

It is important to refer the patient to an ophthalmologist to rule out allergic conjunctivitis, corneal diseases, intraocular inflammation, and to perform a complete eye examination. If the exam is within normal limits the patient likely has a motor tic. Tic is made worse with certain medications such as ADHD medications. Eyelid blinking can be the first manifestation of Tourette's syndrome. If there are other tic symptoms such as shoulder shrugging, coughing or vocalizations, Tourette's syndrome would likely be the diagnosis.
Referral to a pediatric neurologist comfortable with motor disorders may be indicated. Fetal alcohol syndrome has not been associated with tic to my knowledge.
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Judge Holden said:
I sped through a couple times to find him blinking more to see if it recurred and uh...yeah. This fat faggot is blinking out of sync

So, being the gentleman and scholar I am, I took the matter to google for a possible explanation and found this which I will quote in full because holy fucking shit I am still laughing here
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Lol the funsters bullied him so hard he developed a facial twitch.
 
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Judge Holden said:
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Oh the wonders of frame by frame video play
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how does someone so vain not have the first idea of how to film themselves? he's literally hovering above the camera like a blimp so we, the lucky viewers, can witness the sagging undersides of his jowls-- the pendulous stalactites of "beer-and-brat-fat" so deeply droopy the sun's rays never strike them.

did piglet nestle the cameraphone between his man-tits? did he open the laptop absolutely flat on the table surface and then crouch in front of it? how do you even FIND an angle that unflattering?
 
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lindsayfan said:
how does someone so vain not have the first idea of how to film themselves? he's literally hovering above the camera like a blimp so we, the lucky viewers, can witness the sagging undersides of his jowls-- the pendulous stalactites of "beer-and-brat-fat" so deeply droopy the sun's rays never strike them.

did piglet nestle the cameraphone between his man-tits? did he open the laptop absolutely flat on the table surface and then crouch in front of it? how do you even FIND an angle that unflattering?
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He is unable to reflect and unable to negatively evaluate himself, is my guess.
 
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lindsayfan said:
how does someone so vain not have the first idea of how to film themselves? he's literally hovering above the camera like a blimp so we, the lucky viewers, can witness the sagging undersides of his jowls-- the pendulous stalactites of "beer-and-brat-fat" so deeply droopy the sun's rays never strike them.

did piglet nestle the cameraphone between his man-tits? did he open the laptop absolutely flat on the table surface and then crouch in front of it? how do you even FIND an angle that unflattering?
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He probably just turned on his laptop, didn't look at the output, and like a fat retard, began filming
 
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Ok so I dunno if this has been addressed yet but does anyone else find Fat's instance on "working" and holding interviews in bars and local diners and such rather suspect given how much easier, more comfortable, and (though this obviously is not a concern to fat) far less anti-social it would be to do it from home?

I mean....what could be going on in the half hovel that has him effectively exiled most the day every day.....
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Sicko Hunter said:
Now stop me if this sounds insane but couldn't Patrick promote his books and network with other authors while totally ignoring his trolls and stalkers?
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This raises a subtle philosophical question. "No, child" pertains to the essence of Pat; if he could ignore trolls and stalkers like a normal person, he would no longer be Pat.
lindsayfan said:
how does someone so vain not have the first idea of how to film themselves?
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He thinks shooting from below makes him look "dominant."
WelperHelper99 said:
He probably just turned on his laptop, didn't look at the output, and like a fat retard, began filming
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Or this. Maybe I was overthinking.
 
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Rick: "As an author I can't live anonymously, I have to be using my name, I have to be promoting my work, I have to be talking to my readers, networking with other authors, um, you know, promoting when I'm going to be at conventions and speaking on panels, letting people know when my books are coming out or when they go on sale in an ebook form. (..) I cannot be anonymous, part of my job is the promotion and spreading the word of the work that I do, so I don't have the option to be like these people and hide my name and hide my face and hide who I am."

Such cope.

a) "Unemployed alcoholic" is not a job.
b) If we allow that Rick is an "author", I know for a fact there are novelists who manage to get by without oinking on Xitter all day.
c) Rick should ABSOLUTELY be hiding who he is, not doing so is counterproductive to his supposed goal of selling more books.
d) Rick himself has previously admitted that he is on Twitter to be a ~~political firebrand~~ and his followers don't read his books (as if that wasn't obvious from the miserable engagement his self-promotion tweets get).

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In conclusion, Rick "can't live anonymously" because he is a lolpig with a defective brain, not because he needs to be online to sell books.
 
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