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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
TJ, Shinji, and Trish were scheming in B2, trying to make plans to fuck with Tay so that she doesn't win. Productions was secretly broadcasting their conversation through the speakers down to the doghouse where Tay and Chris could hear the entire thing. TJ was leading the discussion, so all of the ideas were lame, weak, and ineffective. The best they came up with was to steal the coffee so she would be tired in the morning, and to just convince Chris to fuck with Tay more by reminding him of all the reasons he doesn't like her. For some reason, TJ delegated Shinji to carry out both of these plans, even though like always, he was too Japanese to fully understand what was going on. Downstairs, Tay was smiling and a few times trying not to laugh, probably because she now has full confirmation that her competition is retarded. It looks like Chris is working with Tay now, although it's hard to know exactly what they were saying to each other because he was whispering to her a lot. He did hear TJ calling him "not very smart", which is probably a big part of the switched alliance. When the conversation ended, Chris went upstairs and started telling random, long winded stories, presumably to fuck with them by keeping them from falling asleep, but possibly just because he likes to talk.
 
C. Cactus said:
TJ, Shinji, and Trish were scheming in B2, trying to make plans to fuck with Tay so that she doesn't win. Productions was secretly broadcasting their conversation through the speakers down to the doghouse where Tay and Chris could hear the entire thing. TJ was leading the discussion, so all of the ideas were lame, weak, and ineffective. The best they came up with was to steal the coffee so she would be tired in the morning, and to just convince Chris to fuck with Tay more by reminding him of all the reasons he doesn't like her. For some reason, TJ delegated Shinji to carry out both of these plans, even though like always, he was too Japanese to fully understand what was going on. Downstairs, Tay was smiling and a few times trying not to laugh, probably because she now has full confirmation that her competition is retarded. It looks like Chris is working with Tay now, although it's hard to know exactly what they were saying to each other because he was whispering to her a lot. He did hear TJ calling him "not very smart", which is probably a big part of the switched alliance. When the conversation ended, Chris went upstairs and started telling random, long winded stories, presumably to fuck with them by keeping them from falling asleep, but possibly just because he likes to talk.
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“no strategy snitching! unless we do it”

kinda really gay that they ruined the only thing the fish have done the entire day. even more lame that theyre fucking with the fish when theyre finally trying to do what production wanted from the very beginning.
 
In a rare W for production they decide they don't really approve of the dogpile for the finale. Jet tells TJ, Shinji, Trish, and Oliver to scheme in B1 while Tay is in the doghouse. Jet then pipes the audio of the entire tank plotting in B1 through the doghouse speaker for Tay to listen to. Fatty is off camera infront of Tay and he decides to help Tay by giving her a fistbump.
I don't recall the fish ever coming to a solid plan beyond "we should fuck with her stuff"
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Swamp_Donkey said:
“no strategy snitching! unless we do it”

kinda really gay that they ruined the only thing the fish have done the entire day. even more lame that theyre fucking with the fish when theyre finally trying to do what production wanted from the very beginning.
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The plans were so terrible and would have had so little of an effect that I think it's funnier to get to watch Tay react to their scheming. Also, now it sets up an solid animosity between them that had previously wavered in and out depending on the day. Tay being briefly confused about the coffee being gone tomorrow is less funny than watching her react in real time to her competitors scheming. If TJ and Shinji were capable of thinking up and executing effective plans, I would agree with you, but they obviously aren't and I think production knew that when they started the snitching broadcast.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Jet tells TJ, Shinji, Trish, and Oliver to scheme in B1 while Tay is in the doghouse. Jet then pipes the audio of the entire tank plotting in B1 through the doghouse speaker for Tay to listen to.
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oh i didnt realize jet was forcing the plotting, that makes it pretty funny i guess. seems like hes trying to push for a dog pile rather than stop it imo.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
oh i didnt realize jet was forcing the plotting, that makes it pretty funny i guess. seems like hes trying to push for a dog pile rather than stop it imo.
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Jet understood that the plotting was going to be happening at one point, he seems to have wanted to organize it so that Tay wasn't disadvantaged for actually being active the whole show while TJ and Shinji just coasted along. There seems to be an active understanding that Josie snatching the win last season should be an anomaly and that active schemers and gamers should take center stage, even if Season 2 was a disaster zone because of the early fish die-off they still wanted an active fish like Letty or Tay to be the victor. Though this doesn't really square too well because Trish was more active than TJ and Shinji over the show and they culled her over them.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Though this doesn't really square too well because Trish was more active than TJ and Shinji over the show and they culled her over them.
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She had her chance. She didn't cut her hair or eat Fatty's dung (and fair enough, ain't going to hold either of those against her), she also didn't have a dogpile against her.

ChuckSneeder said:
Now Meg is officially the second contestant to Markypost after Summer
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Hope those anon asspats are worth it. I've a feeling the door to future fishtank/MDE employment opportunities are open to any of the final four if they want it, but making sure bridges are completely burnt is stupid even if you aren't, Meg.
 
Clip of the argument between Tay and Fatty




Here is a clip of the audio being broadcast from B1's dogpile strategy session to Tay at the doghouse with Chris who is off camera.



I think its in Tay's benefit that she is so direct with people because Fatty immediately dropped his beef with her and decided to help her when he heard TJ shit talking him behind his back while trying to play nice to his face at the 12min mark. She always directly tells the other fish why she is pissed with them at any particular point and is quick to squash beefs rather than let it fester. This is like the third or forth flare up with Chris that she has had, and it always gets terminated shortly afterwards as she immediately tries reconciling with him.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Thats because Tay got fatty into a frothing rage over the allegation that his sitting on every surface naked gave TJ pinkeye, something interesting was happening. Which immediately got stepped on by production like always just to do some retarded polygraph shit with a 100 dollar ebay kit. It progressed to fatty hurling snowballs at Tay only for her to catch them out of the air and pitch them right back into his face with dynamite accuracy.
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no
production was doing the lie-detector bit and fired up the viewbots
 
Since the fish are sleeping and everyone gives their suggestions for a hypothetical season 3, I'll also chime in:
  • Assign bedrooms based on challenge performance - make one bedroom significantly better than the others (better matresses, better blankets etc.) and make it a destruction-free zone (punish those who destroy stuff in there). I think that this would make the fish more engaged in the challenges, as they would become a fight for who suffers less. It could also stir some conflicts between the fish without direct involvment of production.
  • Make more long form challenges - again, this would actually make the challenges entertaining and engaging
  • Stick to the time periods - the 70's concept had some good potential, but it was underutilized and they quickly thrown it out (giving Cole an xbox, Charleston White instagram stream etc.). If they plan to keep the idea of different time periods they should actually stick to them. I think a 90's setting would work fairly well, as zoomers still seem to like that kind of crap and giving them products from that era would probably entertain them enough.
  • Stop recycling freeloaders - remember when Goran said that fishtank is about "advancing the culture"? Well, it doesn't seem to advance anything considering they had to rely on 4 freeloaders from last season. Nobody wants to see Fatty anymore, he has already overstayed his welcome. They need to bring in new people to live among the fish and there are plenty who would want to fill that role.
  • If the fish leave, they leave forever - self explanatory. Make the eliminations more dramatic, don't try to bring fish back in hopes of new content (embarassing Jimmy comeback) and don't let them stay at the house doing nothing (Trish)
 
Jelq Cloaca said:
Can you link to the proof Jimmy provided? Because DeviantArt does not allow you to sort anything by date, and the favorites page only shows the date the art was added to the site, not favorited.
Also, he disputed the troon chasing while he was on the show. He said those 4chan posts were made by a vindictive ex who put his kik account on there. It's a bullshit excuse, but he did say it wasn't him.
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In the past, favorites were sorted by the date you favorited them. So, page 1 would be the most recent favs, and the last page would be the oldest.
 
I managed to get a collection of 14 Trash Heaps so far. I don't care about XP, so I've just been crafting everything out of curiosity and I'm fully convinced it's a troll option lol. I thought maybe it would be like a lootbox with percentages, but no.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
I managed to get a collection of 14 Trash Heaps so far. I don't care about XP, so I've just been crafting everything out of curiosity and I'm fully convinced it's a troll option lol. I thought maybe it would be like a lootbox with percentages, but no.
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You can see what item combinations there are here: https://fishtank.guru/

There is also a spreadsheet floating around. For every combination I have done I have noticed it just gives you more XP so it's pretty pointless.
 
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