Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

lindsayfan said:
how does someone so vain not have the first idea of how to film themselves? he's literally hovering above the camera like a blimp so we, the lucky viewers, can witness the sagging undersides of his jowls-- the pendulous stalactites of "beer-and-brat-fat" so deeply droopy the sun's rays never strike them.

did piglet nestle the cameraphone between his man-tits? did he open the laptop absolutely flat on the table surface and then crouch in front of it? how do you even FIND an angle that unflattering?
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Something Awful said:
Rick: "As an author I can't live anonymously, I have to be using my name, I have to be promoting my work, I have to be talking to my readers, networking with other authors, um, you know, promoting when I'm going to be at conventions and speaking on panels, letting people know when my books are coming out or when they go on sale in an ebook form. (..) I cannot be anonymous, part of my job is the promotion and spreading the word of the work that I do, so I don't have the option to be like these people and hide my name and hide my face and hide who I am."

Such cope.

a) "Unemployed alcoholic" is not a job.
b) If we allow that Rick is an "author", I know for a fact there are novelists who manage to get by without oinking on Xitter all day.
c) Rick should ABSOLUTELY be hiding who he is, not doing so is counterproductive to his supposed goal of selling more books.
d) Rick himself has previously admitted that he is on Twitter to be a ~~political firebrand~~ and his followers don't read his books (as if that wasn't obvious from the miserable engagement his self-promotion tweets get).

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In conclusion, Rick "can't live anonymously" because he is a lolpig with a defective brain, not because he needs to be online to sell books.
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If your publisher isn't promoting your books than they're a shit publisher. You have nothing to talk about and that's why no one bothers to go your convention panels on the rare occasion you have one. Also, last time I checked you can use a pseudonym while writing and use that pseudonym on X to promote your book if you really have to. You can also pay advertising companies and websites to promote your work. The only reason why you're going down this route however is due to your huge ego which is nearly as large as your girth.
 
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Fatrick’s unglued. He is headed for a total nervous breakdown.

You can see he still holds the image of himself, captured in time, at that glorious moment everything came together and he got the Tor deal. He thinks that deal was the end of his long journey to stardom and everything after would be milk and honey because he has “made it”. He didn’t realize that getting that contract was the beginning of his journey, not the end.

He can’t comprehend that time moves on and the image of yourself changes with circumstances. He cannot reconcile why people don’t see him as the person he thinks he is. It’s tragic, this bitter clinging to the past image of himself.

Fact is, if this dummy would’ve put in the hard work after he got the book deal and kept his social media as a promotion tool and not a platform to display his narcissitic idiocy, he would probably be doing ok.

Fatrick is the classic example of a guy who cannot get out of his own way.
 
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RussianParasite said:
They are now with the Voyager 1 spacecraft. For idiots like Pat this was a spacecraft launched in the 70s that is now exiting the outer bounds of our solar system. Enjoy prison.
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Patrick knows, child, Voyager was sent to entice alien beings to Pat post.
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
God he's fat. Also I swear he sounded different in his TV appearance. Maybe he puts on a persona where he tries to sound at least more masculine and with this interview he's in a bar and so relaxed he can't help but sound like his real faggot self.
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I'm sure he had a few drinks to loosen up and can't keep a lid on his fruitiness.

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Off topic about fatrick (who I would not have sex with). But the guy interviewing him, after realising fatty has finished his last statement, has this bizzare little episode of trying to look smart via his body language. His eyes stare down the barral of the camera and his hand jumps up to his facial hair to stroke it, as his eyes dart down then back to the camera and down again. His fat hand nervously and unnaturally feels his chin because its not a movement he does normally clearly. Obviously hes trying to appear deep in thought about what wisdom the fatrick has bestowed upon him, as the older yet humble film director searches for the truth. Its a subtle kind of dishonesty of character I can't fucking stand.
And Fatrick seems to sincerely think that there will be arrests, and most interesting of all, the all powerful cult of stalkers, thats 'hounded him for 5 years, he thinks there is only 4-6 stalkers . Fatty would consider everyone in this thread a stalker no? It's way more than that fatrick.


Very off topic, but fatrick admitted to owning a bearded dragon as a pet, just like kingcobra. Now I have to ask my fellow kiwis why do SO many americans own australian wildlife as exotic pets? Why do these fucking retarded cows keep native desert dwellers in places where it SNOWS? Bearded dragons are not meant to live in places that snow, whats the obession, why is it always poor australian wildlife thats get trafficked and bred in captivity for these fat retards to own, from bearded dragons, to Kangaroos and Galahs and Cockatoos?
I guess I should be grateful he didn't grind it down to have as a side to go with those black children.
 
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Pim Fortuyn said:
I want it on the record that I want Fatrick to live a long, long life. Truly. I also hope he writes many more books and gets them published.
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I already posted this a while back but the message sure as niggershit counts. I want fatrick to live with being fatrick for decades to come.

That is his crime. That should also be his punishment

BlastMonk said:
And Fatrick seems to sincerely think that there will be arrests, and most interesting of all, the all powerful cult of stalkers, thats 'hounded him for 5 years, he thinks there is only 4-6 stalkers . Fatty would consider everyone in this thread a stalker no? It's way more than that fatrick.
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Furthermore in that same interview he has a mini tantrum (one of many) about how "law enforcement and the courts" are not only worse than useless but are actively cheering the stalker childs on and implicitly conspiring with them, which raises the question of who the fuck he is expecting to be making the arrests for him?

The FBI? The CIA? The freakin Avengers?!

.....actually knowing fat's character he probably does fucking believes the avengers will hunt down the people impersonating his toilet on xitter.

Hell maybe that should be the new direction of the next Avengers movie now that We-Wuz-Kang is out the picture for typical We-Wuz antics.
 
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Uncle Buck said:
I haven't listened to the allegedly very poor audio recording of the interview, but did he really say this?
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I have a hard time believing he really said this.
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He said it.....and he will fuckin say it again. You know why?
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
If your publisher isn't promoting your books than they're a shit publisher.
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Well it used to be Tor, so point taken, but maybe they save their promotion for people who aren't shit writers. If your slushpile editor stupidly signed Fatty, would you promote his shit and embarrass yourself more than even just publishing this fat fuck at all?
 
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BlastMonk said:
Why do these fucking retarded cows keep native desert dwellers in places where it SNOWS? Bearded dragons are not meant to live in places that snow, whats the obession, why is it always poor australian wildlife thats get trafficked and bred in captivity for these fat retards to own
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Off topic, but I would guess the bearded dragon is a popular pet because of it's mild temper, hardiness, and ease of care. I used to keep lizards, but now I keep fish from all over the globe, each of their aquariums perfectly recreate their native habitat, down to the pH and clarity of water. My fish think they're in a lake in africa, not living with a slav in a frozen tundra.
 
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He was on NBC Nightly news in June. It's amazing how fast he fell. Also his cheeks appear to be sliding down his face, trying to make an escape. I'm not sure if the interview would be good to play on MATI but it's a nice short dose of Pat.

Tor didn't really promote him, did they? There's a few posts on their blog where they include one of his books in a list and they sent out the standard press releases. He got to write a guest post about Ewoks where he comes off like a 2008 Reddit dick:

https://archive.ph/wip/1iYGU

They probably checked out after the first one didn't sell well. The new series could have been a start but by that point he was deep into the meltdown. I think pre-Norm 9/11 his Twitter presence was actually responsible for hurting his sales, all he does is argue with everyone.

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