"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Cannibal Machine]

Gooner. Any -ooner/-oomer is already pushing it, but I at least understand their origins. Pooner is derogatory enough to be funny.

What the FUCK is a goon, if not a mafia boss's incompetent lackey? If someone uses the word gooner (especially about themselves) their right to orgasm should be permanently revoked.

 

[Tablet County]

Gooner. Any -ooner/-oomer is already pushing it, but I at least understand their origins. Pooner is derogatory enough to be funny.

What the FUCK is a goon, if not a mafia boss's incompetent lackey? If someone uses the word gooner (especially about themselves) their right to orgasm should be permanently revoked.

I prefer gooning in the sense of becoming the best damn henchman in the world. The type of guy who Jack Nicholson would call his number one guy.

This is an attainable goal. Don't dream your goon life, live it.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Americans trying to use the word cunt as a adjective as "Cunty". Fucking retards.

Also women using the word "ick", it makes them sound like 5 year olds.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Americans trying to use the word cunt as a adjective as "Cunty". Fucking retards.

Also women using the word "ick", it makes them sound like 5 year olds.

I like to pair "cunt" with an adjective, like "you mangy cunt." But the increasing popularity of toddler words like icky, ew ew, yuck, often paired with emojis is obnoxious.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

"no... let him cook" whatever the fuck that means. Some shit going around Twitter-I keep an account to lurk. I never post.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I like to pair "cunt" with an adjective, like "you mangy cunt." But the increasing popularity of toddler words like icky, ew ew, yuck, often paired with emojis is obnoxious.

"Don't Yuck their Yum"

Used to attack anyone who expresses any sort of negativity toward someone else's degenerate sex practices or fetishes. Especially those who feel the need to do them in public, in front of children, etc.

A more childish way to say "don't kinkshame." Because of course we have to toddlerize sex acts now.

 

[Lone Star]

Not even a word or phrase, but this fake stunned pause that people do is really obnoxious.

"Are...Are you serious?"

So needlessly fucking dramatic.

 

[Tablet County]

"no... let him cook" whatever the fuck that means.

Best I can tell it's when one of your friends is going on a schizo rant and you're about to call him autistic but your other friend goes "wait, wait, I want to hear more about how human beings are four-sided".

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The leftist usage of the word "colonialism" and "colonization".

 

[JuanLee]

Latest one for me is people referring to 'nomination' as 'nom'. People banging on about the oscar noms and how so and so was passed over for a nom.

Fucking morans.

 

[Huh what?]

I don't think anyone says this anymore, but "a conversation" was one of the worst. People would actually say "we need to have a conversation about [insert thing here.]" ....during a conversation. What the fuck.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

vidya before Current Year:

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

vidya during Current Year:

"A Type 1 or Type 2 body?"

 

[Local Degenerate]

Pretty much any nig-speak masquerading as slang these days. 'Rizz, cap, fr, bussin.' Also, nig-speak in general.

This is why you fucking monkeys are sub-human. You niggers don't speak any other language, you were born in this country, why the fuck do I have to listen to Shaniqua screaming in the lunch room to her fellow chimps 'WHAT IT IS THO, WHAT IT IS!?'

Fucks sake, even the most inbred ass hick redneck speaks competent English.

 

[KriegmanFan]

I absolutely despise tiktok zoomer speak, "lil bro" "nahhh" "(anything)pilled" "cunty" "gyatt" disgusting and annoying.

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

cake referring to butts

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

C.I.S, you mean someone born without a mental disorder?

 

[Flaming Insignias]

C.I.S, you mean someone born without a mental disorder?

No, I think they're talking about those filthy Separatists and their droid army!

 

[Haffhart]

Pretty much any nig-speak masquerading as slang these days. 'Rizz, cap, fr, bussin.' Also, nig-speak in general.

This is why you fucking monkeys are sub-human. You niggers don't speak any other language, you were born in this country, why the fuck do I have to listen to Shaniqua screaming in the lunch room to her fellow chimps 'WHAT IT IS THO, WHAT IT IS!?'

Fucks sake, even the most inbred ass hick redneck speaks competent English.

I absolutely despise tiktok zoomer speak, "lil bro" "nahhh" "(anything)pilled" "cunty" "gyatt" disgusting and annoying.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"(anything)pilled"

That started with the blue pill and red pill from The Matrix, and then it somehow wound up as a whole medicine cabinet full of pills.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Anyone using "y'all". It's annoying enough when southern hicks use it, let-alone some mud ape or leftist does.