Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Patrick is big mad about Abbott attempting to enforce the border.
View attachment 5667046View attachment 5667047View attachment 5667048

God he the perfect fucking drone for MSNBC/ CNN talking points.

The Desegregation thing was what Eisenhower saw as his worst mistake. Gun point integration was fucking retarded then and trying to apply a standard that barely worked under Ike to stuttering Sleepy Joe is retarded.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Lumpy dork.
View attachment 5664714View attachment 5664715View attachment 5664716View attachment 5664717View attachment 5664718

i'm not sure how to really get that essence of soyjak down but this one shot is well suited for it

 

[lurkin]

Lol simping for the fed gov is such an actual tough guy move.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Maybe he was misdiagnosed as pigman and is actually a whaleman.

Mopey Dick

 

[Hitlerswag420]

The court website is wrong, stalkers.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xVZwm

 

[Sugriva]

The court website is wrong, stalkers.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xVZwm

View attachment 5667354

Sometimes I can't even believe Patrick is a real person.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

"complex flavor notes" Patrick tries so hard to be cosmopolitan but at the end of the day he's just a fat syrup-drinking rube.
View attachment 5661882
View attachment 5661883

I have some experience putting that in things, and that experience has been that agave syrup makes people gassier than other methods of adding sugars to a recipe.

...so what if he's talking about "complex flavor notes" on the gassy exhaust, rather than on the way down?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patrick is big mad about Abbott attempting to enforce the border.
View attachment 5667046

So all you have to do to be in "open rebellion" against the federal government is say something?

I like how he says "federalize every National Guard unit" as if he expects the members of them to follow illegal orders to establish military rule over their home states.

 

[Markorian]

The court website is wrong, stalkers.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xVZwm

View attachment 5667354

Pat is clearly attempting a salty runback for lolcow of the year 2024, there's no other explanation.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Well to be fair to him, that would actually be the case if you dropped him in the ocean (he's quite fat, you see).

A simulation of that dark day.

 

[W00K #17]

Relistened to the Josiah tapes for like the 3rd time, and "you already figured out that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?" might be the single funniest troll sentence I've ever heard in my entire time on the internet.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Mopey Dick

Mongstro

 

[Piggle Rick]

Pat is clearly attempting a salty runback for lolcow of the year 2024, there's no other explanation.

No, child, I did not lose that vote. And yes, child, I am the most salty fat bitch on the site. And no, child, I’m not fat by any medical standards.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Pat: "Your life is over, Stalker Child. The proper authorities will be coming for your head any day now."

Also Pat: "The proper authorities aren't doing shit and are just encouraging my stalker children."

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I can't tell you how happy I am to see a new Jennifer interview. Pure stalker child enjoyment. I can't wait to enjoy prison with this one

 

[grey area]

It's hilarious how much the presenter in that interview is trying to appease Pat. He's fully aware he is a mercurial faggot who is quick to temper.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Rick's looking well fed as usual.

 

[Cougar Pump]

It's hilarious how much the presenter in that interview is trying to appease Pat. He's fully aware he is a mercurial faggot who is quick to temper.

Reminds me of that fairly recent stream with Rekieta where the other guy (Rob? I think?) was just dancing on eggshells wishing they were anywhere else but stuck listening to these ramblings. Same deer-in-headlights understated kinda panic.

 

[AnOminous]

View attachment 5667156
i'm not sure how to really get that essence of soyjak down but this one shot is well suited for it

He has a look of clinical retardation. Reminds me of Phil.

 

[Rakovnik]

When leftist cities actively work against ICE and the Feds


When Texas tries to stop infinite illegals from coming over the border


Pat we can't keep the border open just to supply your niggeroni operation, you're going to have to stick with domestic meats.