Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
Part of me thinks he knows he's not going to be able to open a brothel, and that he's using these accounts to make free connections with hookers. I wouldn't be surprised if he's reaching out to various sex workers under the brothel accounts inquiring about "auditions" to come and work at his super fancy soon to be open brothel.

He's absolutely sick and conniving enough for something like that.
 
Russ is hard at work, teasing something really big. Really putting that AI to the test, judging by the garbled text and reality-defying construction. (First resort opening 6/24).

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Maybe his big announcement is the hiring of M.C. Escher as his architect?

Or maybe the entire brothel is virtual and full of AI hookers?
lol this is the most tacky, garish, and embarrassing thing Ive ever seen. Even for a brothel, this is side splitting laughter. Arent brothels supposed to be somewhat classy and mostly discreet, so it would look like a normal bar? Hes going for like 'Rango, movie tier saloon' I guess where you walk in and there are toothless prospectors spitting into jugs, a piano playing a jaunty bit, and fat hairy men smoking cigars, playing cards, cussing loudly, guys fistfighting at the bar. Its like if you asked a 7 year old what they thought bars and some place youd go to pick up/pay women to have sex with you would be like.

His hooker playhouse is going to be a Chuck E Cheese level of venue, theyre gonna have arcades and pizza and beer (no hard liquor, and no beer on Sunday thats against the lords word). They have a secondhand Time Crisis cabinet from an old AMC theater in the corner for the 'shoot em up western' feel, but not good enough to get a real western game, and you win tickets and take em over to the girls and go 'alright take your top off, I got 50 tickets I can get a motorboat session'.

I feel like Im looking at a fucking shitty Cracker Barrel knockoff at Six Flags over Texas next to the old wooden coaster themed like a minecart train. I feel like even the johns would be kinda cringing at the place, like 'You know what? I think Ill just jerk off. Ill subscribe to onlyfans instead'.
 
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Greer has purchased (baselessly claimed ownership of) the Ewok village on the forest moon of Endor and plans to transform it into a brothel.
This raises the very important question of why does an eight foot tall Wookie live on Endor with two foot tall Ewoks? IT MAKES NO SENSE!
 
I think he's just trying to have his very own Twin Peaks where he can't be maced for perving on the waitresses.
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Part of me thinks he knows he's not going to be able to open a brothel, and that he's using these accounts to make free connections with hookers. I wouldn't be surprised if he's reaching out to various sex workers under the brothel accounts inquiring about "auditions" to come and work at his super fancy soon to be open brothel.

He's absolutely sick and conniving enough for something like that.
I think it's a mix of both, he feels if the darned kiwis ruin his plan at least he's had droop face casting couch.
 
His Wild West logo says "Adventure and Adult Entertainment" so I'm not exactly sure what he's going for. Definitely looks like a rustic restaurant. Not a wild west saloon or whatever.
My immediate thought was that Slurpy wants to have a West World knock-off, where you larp as a cowboy then bang a hooker. As for the picture, I don't know, maybe the AI has moebius too?
 
My immediate thought was that Slurpy wants to have a West World knock-off, where you larp as a cowboy then bang a hooker. As for the picture, I don't know, maybe the AI has moebius too?
I think he has an HBO Max subscription and has seen Westworld. And something about it made his palms sweatier than normal.
 
I'm surprised he didn't make it medieval themed, giving how much his Taylor Swift wet dreams involved her in a palace or castle or whatever, playing the role of a princess.
Slurpy would rust out the front piece of his curiass with drool when he hobbled around in his knight suit.
 
That AI generated vomit of a brothel looks like having a bad Acid trip while staying at the Old Faithful Lodge. Or rather, a bad Acid trip at a shitty sports bar modeled after the Old Faithful Lodge. A Yellowstone fever dream is definitely the first thing that comes to my mind when I think "high-class brothel and resort". What about you guys?
 
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