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On this glorious day, the 236th anniversary of the landing of the first fleet, I demand to know what ungodly abomination is "Australian Pat"?Australian Pat
On this glorious day, the 236th anniversary of the landing of the first fleet, I demand to know what ungodly abomination is "Australian Pat"?
'The police hunting you don't work on your schedule stalker. Enjoy prison.'There's a new stalker in town, and he has really got Fatty oinking.
That would imply that he does not see himself as perfect already, and that its the rest of the world thats wrong-childPerhaps the Patrick which this dimension’s Fatrick is obsessively hunting is the Patrick he wants to be.
Slim, fit, successful best selling author still married to Adrienne and a loving father.
Summed up by the brothermen.Who's the other fat creature Pat's communing with in the interview?
Wow what a fat retard.Summed up by the brothermen.
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Down 13% on what time frame, Pig? Against what? Number go down bad, what a savvy business guy this Patrick is! Tesla on suicide watch!It’s earning season which means Patrick Tomlinson, President and CEO of FAT Unlimited, is making an appearance. Bad news guys, those short positions he took on Tesla are now going to turn this six-figure author into a millionaire! He did actually short that stock awhile back like he told everyone else to, right?
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He also spent some time dreaming of pepperoni.
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Pat is a fucking moron who thinks salting the earth is a “gardening hack.” He wouldn’t be capable of opening a trading account if Charles Schwab himself was holding his hand through the process.I'm sure Pat isn't even allowed to short $TSLA even if he wanted, given his credit score.
If for nothing else, then I really hope Trump doesn't get fucked over again this year, because watching Pat bitch, moan, cope and even sneed about him will be really, REALLY fucking funny. You thought he was delusional now? Waiting until the rumors about the dreaded Right Wing Death Squads rounding up gays and latinx gets back around like it did last time, Pat will lose his fucking mindPat is a fucking moron who thinks salting the earth is a “gardening hack.” He wouldn’t be capable of opening a trading account if Charles Schwab himself was holding his hand through the process.
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He’s getting more delusional by the day. Mental illnesses are progressive diseases and only get worse if untreated, so we are in for quite a year. I just hope Pat doesn’t peak too early to win LOTY like he did in 2023.
Salted his garden, built his fence backwards, took his phone cenote diving. All correct and heterosexual decisions, little suckling. Now you are fortunate enough to be graced with his insight into the Western political system. Sit quietly and listen as he educates, my sweet spring faun.Pat is a fucking moron who thinks salting the earth is a “gardening hack.”
General Fatton thinks every national guard unit would go along with burning Texas to the ground. Lmao. Clearly pat hasn't read a book on the American Civil War in a while, possibly never. You're asking for a actual war at that pointWhen leftist cities actively work against ICE and the Feds
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When Texas tries to stop infinite illegals from coming over the border
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Pat we can't keep the border open just to supply your niggeroni operation, you're going to have to stick with domestic meats.
I sometimes think that he’s angling for some type of paid gig like Brooklyn Dad.Patrick must be the only person I know of that is 100% supportive of the DNC party line at every time.
That alone is embarrassing enough, but calling himself a "political firebrand".
Probably because he supports every one of the issues, but he wants all political enemies killed and the DNC reign with an iron fist.
The person seeing fascist behind every lamppost wishes for a state that has an uniparty, where dissent is violently suppressed and where every non party-soldier is a traitor. He also fears foreign influence on his government.
Calling others fascists is pure projection for the porcine brothers Film Robert and Fatrick Stalinsson.
No, he is just that retardedI sometimes think that he’s angling for some type of paid gig like Brooklyn Dad.
White Pride ThomlinsonI haven't listened to the allegedly very poor audio recording of the interview, but did he really say this?
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I have a hard time believing he really said this.
Patrick is big mad about Abbott attempting to enforce the border.
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None of them are as well fed as he is after all.if pat went to the border he'd single handedly take on the national guard for the feds.