StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Good Lord--the jilted Brit is raising snakes under her weave. A few pence short of a pound. Compulsively exposing herself on social media--deploying cleavage, troweling on the warpaint, using fat girl angle in every video. I call it here: she's part of the locust plague we label Axis II or Cluster B, with a predominance of histrionic features, especially wanting to hump the rump of her female workmate. The menstrual blood snap was the topper on the whole fucked up cake. Tarl is not very discriminating, is he?

You know, I was just saying to myself, "You know what the Styx thread really needs? An absolutely wretched photo of bloody vaginal discharge!" Thanks England, very cool!

If you sort of squint at it, you can make out the ruddy physiognomy of Marty Feldman wrestling an octopus into an empty onion bag.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm starting to think that @Styxhexenhammer666 successfully scared off all his jilted ex-lovers from gossiping about him. Lmao. I guess we go back to making fun of Styx for believing an owl demon made him a fair deal.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

I guess we go back to making fun of Styx for believing an owl demon made him a fair deal.

I suspect that Stolas sells salvage-titled hookers at his day job. Poor excuse for a demon.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I'm starting to think that @Styxhexenhammer666 successfully scared off all his jilted ex-lovers from gossiping about him. Lmao.

Imagine being scared of that pencil-neck geek. SAD!

https://youtu.be/XkB_CFi9row?si=f9EoqIkGPlx3HgGD

 

[DDR Yoga]

I'm starting to think that @Styxhexenhammer666 successfully scared off all his jilted ex-lovers from gossiping about him. Lmao. I guess we go back to making fun of Styx for believing an owl demon made him a fair deal.

He put them all back in their boxes like Quagmire when he has to round up a bunch of escapees from the trunk of his car.

 

[Human Mystery]

Perhaps we can update this Character Guide as we go:

Human Mystery - Doesn't seem too fond of any of the other characters. Sometimes writes cryptic/autistic poetry. Maybe Dylan? Maybe just another jilted lover?

Incorrect, but yeah all those involved are pretty unhinged. After the black chick started spilling beans, it doesn't take an idiot to become an internet sleuth out of curiosity. Just like the rest of all the cringe quidnunc on here. It's all literally public information.

 

[Open Book]

@Open Book You and me both buddy. You and me both. Say, do you want to get together and have my abortion? I'll brew up the herbal tea from my scrub brush garden. And maybe even massacre a decent roast in a boiling pot of water for you.

Send tit pics to apply for my USB archive. I promise they will never leak. If you play your cards right, maybe I will marry you too.

Only if you leave me first so I can go start another family to abandon when you're ready to have me back around again.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I'm starting to think that @Styxhexenhammer666 successfully scared off all his jilted ex-lovers from gossiping about him. Lmao. I guess we go back to making fun of Styx for believing an owl demon made him a fair deal.

Yeah. Based on what was posted here I am guessing that a chunk of the threats went through DMs. The public postings were more of a follow through of "I will dox you and make more of your information public." Kind of an empty threat as no one here really cares enough about these women negatively that we in any way want to cause them problems in their real lives. Well I guess Styx has all of their nudes. But nudes are a dime a dozen. Nearly everyone has them and are only really an issue if they were selling themselves on OnlyFans. Styx would be guilty of revenge porn.

One of the girls, I think the Texas girl gets called off when Styx calls her husband to complain/threat.

@Naijella86 Seems to be scared off by Styx's legal threats, which is beyond retarded. Yes, absolutely everyone here laughed their asses off at @Naijella86's legal threats for a British Barrister (coffee maker), because nothing he can do can affect anyone in the US. But there is one exception. If someone (Styx) in the US was retarded enough to initiate a lawsuit in England, he would then be placing himself to be subject to English law and adjudication. Now all of the crap he has been saying about @Naijella86 are subject to English law, including some of the physical threats. That could lead to some jail time. For someone who is so scared of people and the public, I cannot see Styx fairing well even for a few days surrounded by Muslim convicts in the British prison system. Styx's threats to sue @Naijella86 in England are completely empty threats, or @Styxhexenhammer666 is beyond retarded not to understand what that would do to him.

 

[VeeAndro]

If you sort of squint at it

You are the only person here to looked right at it on purpose, let alone actually manged to auger into it.

@MunsterCheeseJr I also think hearing Null's opinions of her and her behavior have made her feel either judged, outed or both and she decided to at least wait it off for a little bit since at least three others on the thread felt the same way and seemed to be site regulars.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Tarl is just stopping by to see if we got his nude posts. Don't worry Tarl. We got them. Thanks!

Spoiler: Dutch & Rosie Semi Nudes from the Tarl Collection

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Tarl be like

 

[eat ze bugs]

I'm honored I was added to the list of characters, but I'm none of the above. I'm just here for a good time.

That's exactly what Liz would say after giving this post a like.

 

[F95]

I've been following this thread for a while. Going back to page 20 and moving forward, I think I have been able to piece together Styx's permanent return to the United States. This is just speculation, but it makes sense, and is grounded by many of the recent relevations by his jilted exs.

Styx returned to Vermont last fall for some family thing. His wife even said then that he was there for a "holiday" on a since deleted Twitter post.

At that time, he may have hooked up again with his ex Samantha. Styx had originally left Samantha to marry Liz, a divorced Dutch woman that made philosophy and cooking videos on Youtube. Samantha, in turn, married Dylan, a former UPS driver and musician from Vermont, and had three children with him. Samantha recently divorced Dylan and likely was still talking to Styx throughout her marriage.

Liz found out and someone in her sphere used her ex-husband's connections (https://archive.vn/TppbU) to get a drug dealer to beat up Tarl (https://archive.vn/7lDQU). Tarl fled the Netherlands to return home to Vermont permanently and has possibly resumed his relationship with Samantha.

In the meantime, Kiwi Farms has been blessed by the presence of several of Styx's exs to spill the tea. Najella, a British woman of Nigerian descent; Rosie, a hot comic book fan girl; Samantha; and maybe even Liz. Styx is apparently a very different person from the persona that he projects on Youtube and appears to be an introvert that is also agoraphobic, but yet is able to cast a spell on young, attractive women with ease -- even to the point that they remain obsessed by him years after breaking up.

Styx himself has apparently decided to grace us with his thoughts as well once Najella lured him out.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Samantha recently divorced Dylan and likely was still talking to Styx throughout her marriage.

If I recall correctly we have documentation in this thread that Styx was both messaging and buying Samantha things during both of their marriages.

Going through all of the information provided is one hell of a slog.

Liz found out and someone in her sphere used her ex-husband's connections (https://archive.vn/TppbU) to get a drug dealer to beat up Tarl (https://archive.vn/7lDQU).

I am not sure who she got that roughed Tarl up. Zero marks visible on Tarl once he fled. So "assault" might just mean shoved, backed into a corner, smacked upside the head, threatened.

The only situation I can see Liz wanting Styx beaten up is if she WANTED Styx to leave her house, which would be the case she determined there was an impending divorce.

On the flip side, I can see Liz calling one of her friends/exs/relatives to "talk some sense" into Tarl if she discovered that he was still flirting with girls online, OR if he was regularly getting intoxicated creating a danger for both Liz or her daughter, OR if Tarl was physically threatening/bullying Liz. Tarl getting "assaulted" would just be the side affect of Tarl getting put in his place.

 

[DDR Yoga]

I've been following this thread for a while. Going back to page 20 and moving forward, I think I have been able to piece together Styx's permanent return to the United States. This is just speculation, but it makes sense, and is grounded by many of the recent relevations by his jilted exs.

Styx returned to Vermont last fall for some family thing. His wife even said then that he was there for a "holiday" on a since deleted Twitter post.

At that time, he may have hooked up again with his ex Samantha. Styx had originally left Samantha to marry Liz, a divorced Dutch woman that made philosophy and cooking videos on Youtube. Samantha, in turn, married Dylan, a former UPS driver and musician from Vermont, and had three children with him. Samantha recently divorced Dylan and likely was still talking to Styx throughout her marriage.

Liz found out and someone in her sphere used her ex-husband's connections (https://archive.vn/TppbU) to get a drug dealer to beat up Tarl (https://archive.vn/7lDQU). Tarl fled the Netherlands to return home to Vermont permanently and has possibly resumed his relationship with Samantha.

In the meantime, Kiwi Farms has been blessed by the presence of several of Styx's exs to spill the tea. Najella, a British woman of Nigerian descent; Rosie, a hot comic book fan girl; Samantha; and maybe even Liz. Styx is apparently a very different person from the persona that he projects on Youtube and appears to be an introvert that is also agoraphobic, but yet is able to cast a spell on young, attractive women with ease -- even to the point that they remain obsessed by him years after breaking up.

Styx himself has apparently decided to grace us with his thoughts as well once Najella lured him out.

I believe all of that is pretty much known. Only the drug dealer bit is speculation.

Hopefully when his Fox News grift runs out of steam, he starts giving the people what they want: holocaust denials, live demon summoning and videos about getting beat up in Holland.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Only the drug dealer bit is speculation.

Styx is the one who claimed that he was "assaulted" by a "drug dealer." Which appears to have turned out to be a "connection" of Elisabeth.

I strongly suspect whatever level of "drug dealer" he is, is completely incidental as to why he was there to deal with Styx. For all we know, he runs or works at a pot shop, or once split a pot purchase with some friends. Styx got his shit pushed in by this individual, and while fleeing, was desperately seeking a way, any way to appear to have some counter threat. Calling this person a "drug dealer" was an attempt to intimidate him by making him think he might bring authorities. Another possibility is that Tarl was making some fake empty crab claw threats as to what he might do, so either Elisabeth or the "connection" either said or inferred that they have drug dealer connections. Now Tarl is holed up in the US yelling about how many guns he has making a show of it.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

I am not sure who she got that roughed Tarl up. Zero marks visible on Tarl once he fled. So "assault" might just mean shoved, backed into a corner, smacked upside the head, threatened.

The only situation I can see Liz wanting Styx beaten up is if she WANTED Styx to leave her house, which would be the case she determined there was an impending divorce.

Last summer or fall, Styx wore a pair of broken eyeglasses. Hmmm. Has he been slow to take a hint?

 

[You're MDNWU]

Would be nice if @Styxhexenhammer666 would give us more insight on this "drug dealer" and what they did or what Styx did that caused him to fly back to the US just in time for Civil War part 2.

Or if @Open Book is actually Liz, should be an open book and give the details.

We can't start the next arc (Return of the Exs?) until this one is fully satisfied.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Would be nice if @Styxhexenhammer666 would give us more insight on this "drug dealer" and what they did or what Styx did that caused him to fly back to the US just in time for Civil War part 2.

Or if @Open Book is actually Liz, should be an open book and give the details.

We can't start the next arc (Return of the Exs?) until this one is fully satisfied.

He’s around. Last visited the site around 7pm tonight Vermont time.

 

[Open Book]

be funny if a family member just got sick of his shit with her and decided to scare him outta town and put him in his place a bit. Some more people should do that for him. He may come off his high horse a bit.

Probably not though.

On the flip side, I can see Liz calling one of her friends/exs/relatives to "talk some sense" into Tarl if she discovered that he was still flirting with girls online, OR if he was regularly getting intoxicated creating a danger for both Liz or her daughter, OR if Tarl was physically threatening/bullying Liz. Tarl getting "assaulted" would just be the side affect of Tarl getting put in his place.

 

[Godmode]

Philandering aside, the problem with e-grifters like Styx and Tim Pool is that they yammer on for 20 minutes about bullshit that could have been summarized in a few sentences. It's pseudo-intellectual masturbation. For some strange reason boomers eat that shit up.