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Something Awful said:
In related (?) news, Keffals has been getting triggered so fucking hard that he's taking a break again.

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"I hate the content I am doing". Welcome to the club, buddy.

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Took you a while to figure it out.

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Welcome to the new era of Keffals non-Keffals-brand-affiliated content:

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Yup.

Also, he wants his community to fuck off and not bother him.

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More soul-searching (and lamenting his lack of drugs, as if he isn't up to the gills in Adderall):

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I didn't mention this at the time since Keffals changes their decisions more than I've had hot meals but there's now a deleted stream (the one from the other day which was streaming to 450 people) which abruptly ended with Keffals complaining about being burnt out and wanting to quit livestreaming entirely.
Potentially moving towards just doing standalone edited content.

I think the break had less to do with "drama" content making Keffals feel bad and more to do with the sudden lack of exposure on the YouTube algorithm since the Chris Chan interview.
Suddenly only 30% of the usual concurrent stream viewers and also the VVSI (Video View Success Indicator) which stands at 10k views in 24 hours might need to get adjusted because Keffals videos suddenly are only managing 20% of the views they usually get nearly overnight.
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Ah, right, let me just run this through Mooble Translate:

I need to take more drugs. I hate this community. I love the content I am doing. the criticism related to me is accurate and involves either getting ignored, avoided, mocked, or sexually rejected. I have no talent for covering political or social issues because I am a sheltered spastic who wants to scream nigger. that's why I grifted money for a dying charity, that's why I sponsored a Bathtub Hormone Directory. That's why I pay to censor dissent, why I set up the glowing honeytrap in here.

I enjoy breaking community, I enjoy enriching myself, I don't enjoy doing work. I'm going back soon. I'm gonna half-ass other stuff.

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Fair dues, Kef. See you February.

*sigh* At some point, everybody thinks they can do horror.
 
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CM_Gwyn said:
Ah yes the Lucas crime hour. Where a gross troon with a complete monotone voice puts you down faster than ambien. What will it take for him to get the hint that he’s not wanted on the internet and just go away? Is cocaine that much of a confidence booster?
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It gives the user an overwhelming sense of self-confidence and narcissism, the latter usually sticking to users post high, too.
 
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Lmao. Every time I feel down, I remember that I don't have to spend hours a day dilating to stop a self inflicted wound closing up, leaving me with nothing. I can't imagine the drain on your life that would cause. Once you get the dick snip you are not long for this world.
 
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Something Awful said:
In related (?) news, Keffals has been getting triggered so fucking hard that he's taking a break again.

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"I hate the content I am doing". Welcome to the club, buddy.

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Took you a while to figure it out.

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Welcome to the new era of Keffals non-Keffals-brand-affiliated content:

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Yup.

Also, he wants his community to fuck off and not bother him.

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More soul-searching (and lamenting his lack of drugs, as if he isn't up to the gills in Adderall):

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lmao oh no being a revolting drama whore jumping into every online shit-puddle just to indiscriminately attract as much attention as possible has negative psychological consequences. I, for one, am shocked. looking forward to the new keffals era where he suddenly stops being a raging narcissist that pathologically needs attention from strangers all the time.
 
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Punished Neco said:
I think the break had less to do with "drama" content making Keffals feel bad and more to do with the sudden lack of exposure on the YouTube algorithm since the Chris Chan interview.
Suddenly only 30% of the usual concurrent stream viewers and also the VVSI (Video View Success Indicator) which stands at 10k views in 24 hours might need to get adjusted because Keffals videos suddenly are only managing 20% of the views they usually get nearly overnight.
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Chris-chan curse strikes again? 🤔
 
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