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Vesperus said:
@Null we need a photo of you cupping your ear for a "who must go?" meme.
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Something Awful said:
In related (?) news, Keffals has been getting triggered so fucking hard that he's taking a break again.

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"I hate the content I am doing". Welcome to the club, buddy.

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Took you a while to figure it out.

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Welcome to the new era of Keffals non-Keffals-brand-affiliated content:

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Yup.

Also, he wants his community to fuck off and not bother him.

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More soul-searching (and lamenting his lack of drugs, as if he isn't up to the gills in Adderall):

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lol

This is what happens you involve yourself with Chris.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
Why the fuck does a fat tranny needs a wikipedia? What kind of information would it even include?
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Josh has noted how much Keffals seems like he would just have been a KFer if he had never trooned out. I think he identifies with being an "old school" edgy forum-using type of person but has locked himself out of being a participant in any such community because of his personal choices and actions. So the next best thing is to create his own, basically creating shitty clones of Encyclopedia Dramatica and KF to substitute. Of course, those are retarded ideas because there's nothing about Keffals that can sustain a vibrant community, nor is there much of a real "community" in the first place.

Basically, he wants to play in the sandbox with the other kids but nobody wants him there because he's an asshole, so he digs up and sits in a bunch of dirt to pretend he has his own sandbox.
 
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Something Awful said:
In related (?) news, Keffals has been getting triggered so fucking hard that he's taking a break again.

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'The drama related to me involves getting sexually assaulted.'
I know I'm late to this, but leave it to Keffals to turn a (alleged) traumatizing experience into more content for attention. Don't just report it to the police and keep it under wraps as it's investigated. Instead, livestream about your former partner being abusive with a thumbnail explicitly showing off cleavage.

Let's be honest, this person loved all the drama so long as they could throw stones from their glass house. It was always all about ratioing on Twitter, deplatforming, and making a mockery out of the haters. But seeing as shit hasn't been going their way, especially with former supporters now turning their back on them for acting like a stereotypical incel, it's not surprising to see Keffals become so jaded and resentful for living such a lonely, sad life. And with Tipster being the only guy in your corner? That's got to be rough.
 
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Burning Fanatic said:
Let's be honest, this person loved all the drama so long as they could throw stones from their glass house. It was always all about ratioing on Twitter, deplatforming, and making a mockery out of the haters. But seeing as shit hasn't been going their way, especially with former supporters now turning their back on them for acting like a stereotypical incel, it's not surprising to see Keffals become so jaded and resentful for living such a lonely, sad life. And with Tipster being the only guy in your corner? That's got to be rough.
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That's exactly why this whole post is bullshit. He frames it like a point of personal growth, like he's finally letting go of the negativity and moving on, but he hasn't acknowledged his own behavior and still pretends to be the victim in all this. He says he's gotten more bitter and jaded from the drama content when he's really just no longer getting the dopamine hit from belittling people. Just a week ago he was laughing and gloating on stream about Josh being frustrated with his own mods, but now that he sees Josh get the last laugh suddenly he's giving Tony Soprano's sad clown speech? Fuck off.
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Everybody chill. This like the 3rd time or so that Lucas cries about his current state and how he needs to change things. He'llbe back at farming and creating drama in like 2 weeks or so.
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Yeah, this is his natural life cycle. Being a dipshit and getting attention and money for it feels good, but then too many people yell at him and he feels bad, so he steps away for a while, and then the cycle repeats.

Could this be the time he actually changes something for good? Absolutely, but only in the same way that I could get killed by a falling satellite. He will be back to his old m.o. soon enough, with some excuse or another. "This year, the U.S. is having the most important election of our lifetime! I wanted to get out, but it pulled me back in.... Donate now to support my important work!"

Btw he did a stream about "the future of Keffals": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApwU9LmoIh0. I only watched a little bit, although he mercifully did not turn on the camera, at least. Maybe someone wants to take one for the team and then post some highlights.
 
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