Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Law]

What's with these degenerates stealing clothing from their wives?! That's a fucked up thing to do to someone you supposedly love.

Caitlyn Jenner stole clothing from his daughters.

Because if they were to go and buy those clothes themselves they would come off as perverts so they just steal their relatives' clothes and coom on them. Gosh, how dense can you be!

Stealing is a boundary violation, and nothing gets a troon's princess wand harder than violating boundaries.
It's why AGPs refuse to use unisex restrooms, buy their own clothes, do things for themselves (time is another thing you can steal), or compete in 'open' categories (cause then they aren't intruding into the 'women's' category). It's why drag shows at night clubs don't do it for them, but drag shows in front of children at a library does.
If an AGP troon comes to you with a problem, and you offer a solution that doesn't include violating someone else's boundaries - watch him reject it.
If you're ever wondering why an AGP is doing something, look for the boundary violation.

That said, that brainrot is dangerous but it does make me wonder if they were always this perverted or if porn really turns people into ghouls.

Yes, yes it does. Porn, its spread, and its normalization is very harmful to society.

But nope, turns out our boy was a Sergeant in the army.

Ex-military AGPs are actually pretty common. Maybe it's the PTSD, maybe psychos just join the military cause they want to kill people?

 

[Gruel Ghoul]

This was something that really peaked me. They know they all have a fetish and pull the “i wanted to be a girl since i was five” because they know that’s what wins sympathy.

No such thing as an honest troon.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

it’s a fetish but it would make us look bad if I said that so I’ll say it’s not and tell this person to see a therapist even though I know it won’t do anything.

It's always weird to me that they'd rather be mutilated freaks than guys with fetishes that can be exercised privately in the bedroom with an understanding partner. You can get married, have a family, keep a normal job, be a responsible member of society, etc. and live out your fetish in the bedroom, but they'd rather subject themselves to a lifetime of pain by getting their dicks spliced open and inverted. It's so irrational.

 

[Law]

No such thing as an honest troon.

This is why no one should ever attempt to appease them. They can't be appeased. The entire trans movement is based on a lie, and all the hormones and surgeries and panty raids and pride parades in the world can't make the lie true.

I think the only truly honest ones are detransitioners.
And, I think for awhile we're only going to see ftms, gay men with internalized homophobia (HSTS), and men who were transed as boys (like Jazz Jeninngs) be the ones who detransition. I think hard-core sex-addict porn-soaked AGPs only stop when they die or get arrested.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

. It's so irrational.

That’s what I always thought. But I suppose it functions much like an addiction. The cross dressing in private gets less exciting and so then it becomes I’m going to wear my frilly underwear to work and then that becomes less exciting and they chase the dragon all the way up to getting the penis cut off.

Plus add that it’s been memed into being a stunning and brave identity that they get social plaudits for

 

[Law]

It's always weird to me that they'd rather be mutilated freaks than guys with fetishes that can be exercised privately in the bedroom with an understanding partner.

Because there's no boundary violation in that.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Because there's no boundary violation in that.

This was something that peaked me as well.

Like, troons say that they can’t go into the men’s bathrooms because it’s not safe for them. Well then surely they would be okay with “third space” bathrooms where they could be safe and women could still have their privacy?

Except that’s not what they want. If they were actually otherwise reasonable people dealing with a complicated, distressing mental condition like they claim they would be happy with compromises. But again that’s not what they ask for.

 

[Law]

Like, troons say that they can’t go into the men’s bathrooms because it’s not safe for them. Well then surely they would be okay with “third space” bathrooms where they could be safe and women could still have their privacy?

Surely a third space would also protect our delicate transfeminine flowers from being savagely misgendered by those awful cis-Karen terfs? Right?
Nope! It's no fun for them if they aren't making other people uncomfortable!

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Surely a third space would also protect our delicate transfeminine flowers from being savagely misgendered by those awful cis-Karen terfs? Right?

Reminds me of one of the posts in this thread (hell, there might be multiple different ones) where a TIM is complaining how after HR allowed him to use the women's restroom rather than the gender neutral one, all the women started using the gender neutral one—essentially maintaining the normal male-gender neutral-female bathroom structure anyways.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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"She has control of the finances the apartment the cars all in her name"

If there's one thing all women absolutely swoon over it's men who depend on them entirely for money, a vehicle and a roof over their head, so this arrangement was clearly just a spiteful and controlling machination on her part and not born out of necessity.
Sarcasm aside, I assume when he says "She has control of the finances", what he actually means is "I'm a useless fucking NEET who contributes nothing and is a net drain on the household budget, so she has to limit my PornHub allowance".

Just more evidence that troons want to exist in a state of perpetual childhood, where their "lesbian" girlfriends are their surrogate mommies who buy their toys, cook their tendies and occasionally jerk off their girldicks.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Reminds me of one of the posts in this thread (hell, there might be multiple different ones) where a TIM is complaining how after HR allowed him to use the women's restroom rather than the gender neutral one, all the women started using the gender neutral one—essentially maintaining the normal male-gender neutral-female bathroom structure anyways.

My favorite story was one where the women started using the bathroom at the Starbucks next door after the troon screeched his way into the women’s room at work.

When he found out the women were doing this he went to HR and asked if the women could be punished for leaving to use the bathroom off site.

 

[Gruel Ghoul]

When he found out the women were doing this he went to HR and asked if the women could be punished for leaving to use the bathroom off site.

One of the many examples of trannies being complete narcaccists. Their language bears an uncanny resemblance to some of the wife beaters I've come into contact with.

Edit: Not some. ALL. They ALL act the same.

 

[Law]

"She has control of the finances the apartment the cars all in her name"

"Dear Reddit,
My female host organism is acting all uppity. How do I find a new one who's more pliable? I would really hate to have to take responsibility for my actions or get a job."

When he found out the women were doing this he went to HR and asked if the women could be punished for leaving to use the bathroom off site.

"Dear HR,
My harem of animated props are finding ways to make it so I don't get to listen to them pee. How can we ruin them? I would really hate to have to accept that women don't owe me obedience."

One of the many examples of trannies being complete narcaccists. Their language bears an uncanny resemblance to some of the wife beaters I've come into contact with.

The Venn diagram of stunning and brave transfemme folx, batterers, abusers, and narcissists is a mathematically perfect circle.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Law]

When salestroons do "the voice" it's honestly really hard for me to understand them. I'm not surprised coffee-shop door guy snapped.
Also the ones that get the voice-box mangling surgery, it makes their voices permanently quiet. They can't yell for help if they're in danger, and I can't fucking understand them when they bag my groceries.

EDIT: found the original Reddit post and it's on that treasure trove of delusional girl talk, r/ftm. So the hate-crimee either sounded like a woman with bronchitis, a completely normal woman, or a frog.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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> Someone mocked your voice
> This was absolutely a hate crime

Genuinely hard to believe these people are real sometimes.

Here's another response in which a commenter encourages committing physical assault in such a way that can result in burns and life-altering disfigurement. A totally proportional and reasonable response to someone making fun of your (probably funny) voice and saying a word you don't like within earshot.

I don't see the words 'in Minecraft' anywhere, so I have to assume this person is being sincere.
Totally sane people, btw.

 

[majorplayer]

When he found out the women were doing this he went to HR and asked if the women could be punished for leaving to use the bathroom off site.

That's fucked up. Whenever they say your comfort is not an excuse for discrimination against troons, I want them to look at this post and say fuck them.

It's always weird to me that they'd rather be mutilated freaks than guys with fetishes that can be exercised privately in the bedroom with an understanding partner. You can get married, have a family, keep a normal job, be a responsible member of society, etc. and live out your fetish in the bedroom, but they'd rather subject themselves to a lifetime of pain by getting their dicks spliced open and inverted. It's so irrational.

I mean, most kink positive people I know don't want normies to know they are into kink unless you're an autist troon and the kink is making normies uncomfortable (and in some cases being humiliated)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“Not a fetish” but the older troons say “I was like that at that age.” Which to me really means: it’s a fetish but it would make us look bad if I said that so I’ll say it’s not and tell this person to see a therapist even though I know it won’t do anything. Can’t have normies see it’s a fetish after all (but guarantee on their private discords they’re a lot more honest).

The denial is fascinating. Somebody literally posts that it’s a fetish and the other troons will tie themselves in knots to explain that no, it isn’t. “Everything feels like a fetish when you’re 15!” “Everyone gets boners when they’re happy!” There isn’t a single case where they’ll say, “Actually yeah, in this instance, you are AGP.” It’s hard not to conclude that they’re all in the same perverted boat.

Ex-military AGPs are actually pretty common. Maybe it's the PTSD, maybe psychos just join the military cause they want to kill people?

My theory is that for some people, military service provides structure, discipline and purpose that they’d otherwise lack. They get out and suddenly that disappears. Then, as with lonely autists and confused teenagers, they find something to latch on to that promises to solve their problems.

 

[Poonocchio]

Finally caught up after a Farms hiatus back to my other favourite thread <3
Genital preference for me, not for thee, transphobes!

The levels of Fedposting these troons do I sincerely hope they are on some sort of list (other than a sex offender one).

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Ah, sweet Kaelie! I hope your crotch rot has completely cleared up and you're not infusing that pool with crumbling taint because no amount of chlorine will stop that being fucking obscene.

it gets really bizarre when some of these “asexuals” simultaneously admit to having sex lol!

Someone already mentioned it but Steph Cianfriglia is the best thread for you if you're not aware!

The fella here knows it’s an L, but secretly he is probably furiously masturbating to this. I don’t know who to feel sorrier for: the wife or the colleague

Fucks sake. And a 1 and a 2... NOT A FETISH.

 

[Law]

The denial is fascinating. Somebody literally posts that it’s a fetish and the other troons will tie themselves in knots to explain that no, it isn’t.

According to the addiction model of explaining troon lunacy, the denial is the high, and Gamestop cashiers calling you 'sir' is like delivering a shot of Narcan to a junkie. It's hilarious.
You did the right thing, but now they hate you.
If they admit they're straight men with porn-induced mental problems, instead of true and honest teenage lesbian sailor scouts, it ruins the dissociative high of immersive make-believe.