Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

BMJ takes his anger over getting felted over and over out on his headphones. Poor fucking headphones, this genocide should stop.

Spoiler: Full screen felt

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Austin is consistent

 

[Collections Agent]

Austin is consistent
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LMAO those headphones are fucking munted dude

 

[BMO_]

I suggest Bossman to buy this thing:

 

[Kulee Baba]

Another day, another attempted swatting.

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Good boy Trapper smelled out those pigs.

Bossman is at his best when dealing with these Swatters. While I imagine his local authorities are at this point aware that he’s a Swatting target that’s still a downright terrifying situation. If we don’t we really need a registry of some kind to signify public figures who are the big targets of Swatting.

But I digress Austin really does handle pressure well. He’s a lucky son of a bitch I could so easily imagine a Good Ending where he winds up becoming a rehab counselor or social worker. But why do that gay shit? As Tyler Durden famously said “Self improvement is masturbation.” Best to be felted by Dice and Plinko to the delight of me and the peanut gallery. Try to be good to your Momma and wash your assuming semen stained bedsheets at least. She shouldn’t have to touch that shit.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Bossman confirms, he lives rent-free (with his parents, just funny because it was his go to insult when people fucked with him):

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[/SPOILER]

"Would you not live with your parents rent free and save your money?"

 

[Summer Never Ends]

Lost all his money and the ability to wash his hands.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I suggest Bossman to buy this thing:
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He's probably just break his desk then and take out his entire computer.

 

[Drax Rax]

Lost all his money and the ability to wash his hands.

I am almost certain that grime is from the ChoreBoy metal scrubbers he burns up to smoke his crack through. Nothing like having burnt coating caked on your fingers when you eat some of MamaJack's juicy sliders. YUM.

He needs some extra strong solvent to get that shit washed off.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Bossmomjack reminds me of Charlie's Mom in Always Sunny

 

[Biker]

If we don’t we really need a registry of some kind to signify public figures who are the big targets of Swatting.

you can call your local police department and have your house whitelisted so they dont come in guns blazing, but most streamers are retarded.

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

"Would you not live with your parents rent free and save your money?"

Rent is just a loss of juice. His mom should get him a slot machine.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

you can call your local police department and have your house whitelisted so they dont come in guns blazing, but most streamers are retarded.

He mentioned something along the lines of this after his first swatting, but apparently the threat was so serious that the cops came anyways

 

[Smokingpoop]

Another day, another attempted swatting.

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Good boy Trapper smelled out those pigs.

I've never seen someone handle being swatted so nonchalantly. It's genuinely impressive and so fucking funny that he immediately goes right back to gambling too

 

[dumbledore]

you can call your local police department and have your house whitelisted so they dont come in guns blazing, but most streamers are retarded.

I don't believe he ever got swatted, It was all welfare checks sent by either alogs or his genuine fans after he screams he will "do something stupid", "i don't want to live anymore" and so on.

 

[Law]

Some peak #boymom logic coming from Mrs. Peterson there

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I suggest Bossman to buy this thing:
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Those things are super shitty, he would have even more typos than normal.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't believe he ever got swatted, It was all welfare checks sent by either alogs or his genuine fans after he screams he will "do something stupid", "i don't want to live anymore" and so on.

And even if he got swatted and got on a list, it's not like a whitelist is some get out of jail free card where the say just hang up and laugh about it. A department can't just let something like that slide. My understanding is that there is usually a plan in place where you get contacted first and follow a plan that's been worked out in advance. I'm sure there are dramatic differences by department around the country as they scramble to figure out how to deal with this. Maybe some departments just make a call, especially if it's in response to a google number and text to speech.

 

[Billy Bong]

Bossman is at his best when dealing with these Swatters. While I imagine his local authorities are at this point aware that he’s a Swatting target that’s still a downright terrifying situation. If we don’t we really need a registry of some kind to signify public figures who are the big targets of Swatting.

But I digress Austin really does handle pressure well. He’s a lucky son of a bitch I could so easily imagine a Good Ending where he winds up becoming a rehab counselor or social worker. But why do that gay shit? As Tyler Durden famously said “Self improvement is masturbation.” Best to be felted by Dice and Plinko to the delight of me and the peanut gallery. Try to be good to your Momma and wash your assuming semen stained bedsheets at least. She shouldn’t have to touch that shit.

I just want him to get off dice and ruin himself on another game that takes longer to felt him. There are barely any clips here anymore because he burns it down so fast these days, with no chance of a big hit. As mentally challenged as the bossman is, I'm wondering how long it will take him to figure out that you can't hit it big on dice. There's no big splash, there's no jackpot.

If anyone knows how to check his streaming time daily and where, how much has it dropped since he's become a big dice fan? I'm guessing at least 50%. He just burns everything and ragequits nowadays with no chance of hitting it big anymore when he's on the dice game.

I want Bossman to hit it big, FFS

 

[internet friend]

I want Bossman to hit it big, FFS

I just want him to buy a used Honda Civic, slap a fart can on it and yell about VTEC DUDE OH MY GOD.