Disaster The US is officially unable to defend itself against an alien invasion - The US Department of Defense (DoD) has released a statement regarding a previously classified report examining the effectiveness of the nation to respond to the threat of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP), formerly UFOs.

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Earth is unprepared for an alien invasion (Picture: Getty)

You know how it goes in Hollywood. Aliens invade, everyone panics, the US saves the world.

Well, you can forget Independence Day-style heroics – the US would not be able to defend itself (or anyone else) against aliens, according to a damning official government report.

The US Department of Defense (DoD) has released a statement regarding a previously classified report examining the effectiveness of the nation to respond to the threat of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP), formerly UFOs.

Interest in UAP is at an all-time high among the lawmakers, the media and the public following US whistleblower Charles Grusch’s claims that the US has recovered both spacecraft and alien bodies.

His comments helped prompt an official congressional hearing into the issue, during which Mr Grusch and two other former military personnel shared their experiences of UAP.

In July 2022, the Pentagon also set up the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO), to handle reports of UAP.

However, the Office of Inspector General (OIG), has questioned the abilities of the nation to organise and defend itself in a summary of the classified report, ‘Evaluation of the DoD’s Actions Regarding Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena’, first issued in August.

The statement says the OIG ‘found that the DoD’s lack of a comprehensive, coordinated approach to address UAP may pose a threat to military forces and national security’.

It added: ‘The DoD OIG found that the DoD does not have a comprehensive, coordinated approach to address UAP.

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The US has released a number of videos revealing UAP (Picture: AARO/SWNS)

For instance, the DoD OIG determined that the DoD has no overarching UAP policy and, as a result, it lacks assurance that national security and flight safety threats to the United States from UAP have been identified and mitigated.’

Inspector General Robert P Storch said: ‘Given the significant public interest in how the DoD is addressing UAPs, we are releasing this unclassified summary to be as transparent as possible with the American people about our oversight work on this important issue.’

To address the issues identified in the report, the DoD OIG say they have made 11 recommendations to the Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence and Security, in coordination with the Director of the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office, the Secretaries of the Army, Navy, and Air Force, and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

They said: ‘For example, the DoD OIG recommended that the DoD issue a policy to integrate roles, responsibilities, requirements, and coordination procedures regarding UAP into existing intelligence, counterintelligence, and force protection policies and procedures.’

That sounds a lot more complicated, and frankly less comforting, than ‘Don’t worry, Will Smith is on the case’.

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lol like any of us would have a chance against a species with enough energy capacity as to traverse solar systems with ease.
We never should have stopped producing nuclear bombs. It doesn't matter if some filthy faggot xeno troon is sitting on the highground in the gravity well, as long as humans have a couple ten thousand artifical suns to use, they ain't doing shit.
 
Granted we have no idea what aliens would be like, what was the point of this study?
If you want a "what if" scenario to use as an exercise, planning for war with France would make more sense.
 
There's no viable defense in interstellar combat. You just accelerate a small asteroid fast enough the kinetic energy destroys the planet fast enough you can't even detect it before its too late. Also aliens aren't real.
 
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The US isn't even allowed to defend itself against illegal aliens. How does it hope to even stop actual ayys? Considering how people are tired of everything, there would be collaborators to make sure the Ayys win against the feds and their handlers.

I'm honestly really proud of the military for being able to admit that no, they probably couldn't defeat a UFO invasion.

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Fuck yeah, XCOM!

Also, knowing how bad the military and gooberment is now, what is definitely gonna happen is when the Ayys invade, they simply take over and if we're lucky, we'd see ADVENT.

Fuck. I'd watch a movie about civvies and survivalists having to drive off an alien invasion. The closest thing that comes to that is unironically Gantz.
 
How on Earth (or not as it may be, ba-zing!) can you legitimately grade the threat posed by a hypothetical race wielding hypothetical weapons and using hypothetical tactics, (since none of what they talk about has ever been proven to exist) and then furthermore say you can't defend against it?

You might as well declare the US is unable to defend itself from comic book superheroes suddenly turning real and then going rogue.

Or ask someone to calculate what your electric bill will be when they perfect fusion power.

It's all pointless speculation, and anyone who got paid to do it ought to be ashamed the entire bureaucracy could find no better use for you than to write invasion fanfic.

And in further proof that these people can't think of anything new, only claim what came before, all this ground, especially the "having no contingency to control a hysterical public if a UFO shows up makes us vulnerable" part, was already well-trodden in the 50's and 60's by the CIA and the Air Force, to no useful outcomes.

(The former used it as justification to spike campus drinking water and observe the results, the latter for trying to build a catalogue of UFO types and strategize on defense strategies for each before giving up in frustration when it turned out 90% of UFO sightings were misidentifications of things as simple as Venus or a conventional light aircraft flying so low you could hear the engines. While the other 10% were kooks off their meds)
 
How on Earth (or not as it may be, ba-zing!) can you legitimately grade the threat posed by a hypothetical race wielding hypothetical weapons and using hypothetical tactics, (since none of what they talk about has ever been proven to exist) and then furthermore say you can't defend against it?
simple. since aliens are fake, any government employee or yahoo can just say we are capable, or incapable, of fighting them as the case may be

since it is a fictional idea, the DoD can just say "they have a ship that is hyper-mega speed-of-light fast with a gun equal to a gorillion nuclear bombs"
 
Was preparing to read all about DoD's timely assist to Governor Abbott.

Was disappointed.
 
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