🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[luigismanslave]

I can't watch anymore, I have a weak stomach. I read in the chat it's snails. Are they eating legit snails or did the crew just go out and pick snails from the garden? Asking because I've always been told there's a difference and that some garden snails are very bad to eat.

seem to have been canned snails

 

[anliteralidiot]

I can't watch anymore, I have a weak stomach. I read in the chat it's snails. Are they eating legit snails or did the crew just go out and pick snails from the garden? Asking because I've always been told there's a difference and that some garden snails are very bad to eat.

It was snails, but it's too much of a liability to eat random, wild caught snails. Those will kill you. It was probably properly prepared ones.

 

[Jobama]

Ok this might be the most Neptunian shot of the show.

 

[eatler]

???? wat hes literally going bananas on this shit lol

these mf about to eat snails

I apologise I think I confused sinji because he dropped it.

the guy im watching on YT had to censor fatty by placing himself on him

 

[Blackstar]

 

[C. Cactus]

They are all doing the "make Greg cry" challenge right now. They are not doing a good job. TJ is talking about Israel/Palestine for some fucking reason. Tay had the only smart idea when she got him to drink a shot.

Edit: The correct approach to this is to complement his acting ability and segue that into asking him if he can make himself cry on command. Or if that doesn't work, just dump piss on him.

 

[Noble Redditor]

TJ is talking about Israel/Palestine for some fucking reason.

Their strategy is to try to get him to say something racist.

 

[eatler]

Their strategy is to try to get him to say something racist.

Im hoping he'll do it in a Mario voice

 

[C. Cactus]

Their strategy is to try to get him to say something racist.

They've been trying that for days and it hasn't made him cry, so I don't know why they would expect it to work now.

 

[ProfDongs]

My Internet has been fucked for the past few days so I've only seen a little bit, but I feel like I'm only missing frustration from watching it. It's a shame if TJ wins this but the amount of things they have fucked up on production just makes me not really invested in whatever the outcome is. On a positive one of the funniest things to come out of this season was all the pictures of Chris's reverse face.

 

[luigismanslave]

My Internet has been fucked for the past few days so I've only seen a little bit, but I feel like I'm only missing frustration from watching it. It's a shame if TJ wins this but the amount of things they have fucked up on production just makes me not really invested in whatever the outcome is. On a positive one of the funniest things to come out of this season was all the pictures of Chris's reverse face.
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they should dressed him up like fat buu and had him stand backwards when he was an npc

 

[curbside2]

TJ asked to pay for stats. Sam runs up to him and says, "Stats? You're doing stats?" TJ says he was stats. Sam runs up to him again and tells him he's in the lead. TJ says he still wants to do stats. Pretty fun having the host of the show giving the person with a massive lead the advantage.

 

[gh0stiexo]

Game 10 - Call of Duty Warzone: Tay +2
*TJ nailed Shinji with a shot to his bald head, Shinji quit almost immediately. Sam comes in for the fun of it, yells EW a lot, and backs out. Battle of the campers remain in the most uneventful painball match I've ever seen.*
*Tay cursed x2: -4, Shinji cursed: -2*
...These dumbasses are literally just handing this win to TJ

Current standing: Tay: 7, Shinji: 7, TJ: 16

Game 11 - Whatcha Eatin'?: TJ +3
*Pizza roll, frog legs, pig feet, octopus, crickets, chicken feet, snails. Greg fell coming up the attic stairs, best part of this challenge. TJ at the frog legs before Sam said go, disqualifying him for that round. Tay is taking forever on the pig feet because she made it a point to eat as much of it as possible. TJ will eat the bugs. Tay wasted points on a fortune. Why no one is cursing TJ is beyond me.*
Game 12 - Make Greg Cry (now mandatory): N/A
*Poor Greg. They're getting him boozed up to make it easier. Attack strategy so far is to talk about the Palestine/Israel conflict and Hitler's slaughtering of the Jews. It's not working, they're just annoying him. Tay won't try any other tactic despite this being an insanely boring attack. Shinji and TJ aren't trying at all. Greg is now beat boxing over Tay's attempts. Nobody succeeded. No points were given. Trish is too retarded to remember that you can only choose one of her services per round*
*TJ cursed (too little too late) x2: -4*

Current standings: Tay: 7, Shin: 7, TJ: 15

 

[Blackstar]

 

[CoolFool]

I just tuned in and see Jet in his boxers and being oiled up. What is going on?

 

[BingBongDingDong]

"tayliegh doing nothing, perfect."

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I just tuned in and see Jet in his boxers and being oiled up. What is going on?

Jet is now taking bits from Family Guy and making the fish catch him while he's oiled up and running around

 

[Blackstar]

 

[luigismanslave]

my magnum opus (im drunk phoneposting)

 

[curbside2]

That would only work if all the fish were oiled up as well I think.