DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

...him comparing himself to Ichiban

He also managed to sneak another Job reference in there too. He's like Job guys. Factual observation!

 

[TyrasGuard]

It was his Jedi knights save file. Then there's also him saying that guys depression wasn't as bad as playing street fighter like he was at that moment.

I deleted the post because I was going to reword it but yeah, I do remember that one too.

"Don't be depressed! At least you are not stuck playing SF6 trying to get Master rank! Now that's depression!

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I wouldn't exactly compare Phil to Ichiban. The only similarities they have is they're a couple of bums who are way too into video games.

Ichiban, though, was a massive autist who saw his enemies as ridiculous caricatures he had to beat like he was playing IRL Dragon Warrior. Phil meanwhile is deathly afraid of anyone who as much as looks at him funny.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Phil having a mask-off moment and going thermonuclear on a dent while pretending to not really know what he meant speaks volumes to just how twisted his self-image really is.
I really am curious to know what happened that caused him to turn into this.

 

[One Quick Post]

Even his face twisted into something I'm unfamiliar with. He actually looked different he was so angry.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

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Incredible edit, kiwi farms is fucking based

 

[It Goofy]

It's really funny that, before his unhinged tard rage, Phil was mentioning his old videos with all his "hateful slurs" that got him kicked out of the Twitch partnership, how he isn't the same person, he realizes the things he said we're wrong, he's CHANGED, etc, etc...

And now he has a newly monetized, dead-on-arrival channel devoted to those videos and bringing them back into the public consciousness. Really gets the noggin jogging.

 

[Iron Father]

Banger Tweet.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Potential for good content in the future now that people know how much that triggers Phil.

 

[Burl McMillan]

The "Eyes of Hate" is a famous photograph of Philip Burnell on the White House lawn glaring at the camera with pure malice and disgust in his eyes seconds after being informed his photographer was Argentinian. Prior to this photograph, he was reportedly extremely friendly to the photographer, smiling and laughing in all previous photos.

 

[FormerPro]

I could really do with a Supercut of Phil's unhinged tough guy rant at "bitch-ass content creators" juxtaposed with his high-pitched fawning over Keemstar when he talked to him on the sidescrollers interview.

 

[FraudFrog]

Oh man, 2024 started a bit rough here, but the past 2 weeks has been some good eaten.

I’m really looking forward to approaching April 15th. We are going to see some massive begging, incredible emergency streams, and a ton of Mike Clum blaming.

“it’s Mikes fault my wife was made fun of, it was all his idea she show up on stream, and now she’s downstairs crying!”

 

[Corpun]

Holy shit that rant was amazing, and all because people were doing the Literally me meme in chat and DSP flipped the fuck out because he is such an out of touch boomer he can't recognize that something isn't intended as an insult. And people say Phil is only hated because he is a greedy ebegger.

This fucking narc is actually insane and this tough guy rant is PEAK Phil. It has everything from scat jokes to internet tough guy. Jaha really should have beat this faggots ass. I mean seriously, this is like the 30th time in the last couple years he has said detractors are worthless human beings and should kill themselves and brought up lawsuits for defamation and slander in some way. I wish DSP was retarded enough to try and sue the trolls collectively.

This is the one Steve of the Dead 10 hour hyper analysis I will actually watch.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Remember, stay #DSPositive!

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

So I’m in even further to Infinite Wealth, and the dating minigame requires you to talk to women based on their interests and personality and you often get a cutscene when you go on a date with them including the women posing, but apparently sometimes you get catfished and it’s a smelly homeless guy. I’m sure he’ll ACK ACK ACK at that but clutch the fuck out of those pearls if an attractive woman is on the screen.

 

[Iron Hamster]

2024 has been great so far, but wait until 21 March when the Argentine subs really start crushing his income.

Prepare for Begcon 0000 mode for his Birthday Week/Month.

Some evidence will show next month. This has been going on longer than he wants to admit.

"I contacted someone who worked at Twitch and they showed me the evidence that my haters were doing a slander campaign and that's why they took away my partner!"
That's a wild leap from the first 1000 times he's told this story, where he always said all he knows is that he got removed because of hateful slurs, and they owed him an explanation but wouldn't give one no matter how much he bitched to their support. Another retcon for the history books.

Dude can never keep his lies straight (see the next quote lol). If he had it like he claims he wouldn't be able to flash it fast enough and shame whoever did it.

ANOTHER Reaction edit: "I've lost business opportunities"

But, but, but he's told everyone he doesn't take any because he's not a sellout shill.

I don't know many people who can complain about literally nothing like this for 5+ minutes at a time

It is an art form I'll say that.

It was his Jedi knights save file. Then there's also him saying that guys depression wasn't as bad as playing street fighter like he was at that moment.

Didn't he also berate someone during a begcast and say they didn't actually have depression and was just derailing his stream?

 

[Xenomorph]

Ichiban doesn't have a fat wife and goes outside.

 

[Prince Lotor]

He had already started his rant, but to think that this comment set him off completely into a 5 minute angry manbaby rage is phenomenal.

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The part that got me laughing really hard is when he was seethingly and mockingly reading out the message that triggered him by calling him 'cringe' he read out the acronym slang 'fr, fr' as "furfur" instead of 'for real, for real'.
That momentary look as the wind goes out of his sails after he angrily says "furfur", and then tries to get his momentum going again in his unhinged rant was hilarious.

 

[Japs_eye]

He also managed to sneak another Job reference in there too. He's like Job guys. Factual observation!

Job didn't bitch when his wife, children and cattle were all taken from him in a blink of an eye. Dave bitches when his door dash is 10 minutes late.

Btw, after today I think we should officially add the homeless man costume to the DSP Hall of Fame. Hang it up in the rafters, right next to the black begging shirt. Iconic.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Phil, in his “infinite” wisdom, has decided to put his webcam in the top left, facing away from the screen. How long has he been streaming again?