Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[Slur.EXE]

Happy belated New Years Kiwisister!!!

Didja miss Chris Updates? No?

Let's A' Go! 2024
Chris confirms on Snapchat he can read and write with a pen. A

Bangs on main not looking so hot, also thinking this is a clap back lmao. A A A

He liked this reply. A

You guys think this guy got under his skin lol, A A A

I'm not reading all that.
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I'm blocking you now Stalker Child.A

Seriously he's on a reply roll checks notes today

Tatepilled? At least say Kiwipilled! A

Anybody wanna do hairline / forehead updates. A


Now define dunk A

Im still asking. A A A


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Sigh

ok privacc time.We are Still in.

but first!
FATASS TRANNY CHASER A FAT FUCKING FAT FUCK TIPSTER

Spoiler: Thas alotta posts

Ronald Reagan joke.

Food and Oxygen.

He's real hung up on this Unbiased Retard from main who I couldn't bother to screenshot. Possible Jimmy sighting?

Sounds like a Riot.

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WICCA SHIT!

not the hoes!

Do people still care about shit like this?

Chris gets dick pics.

Unpublished Tweets

4chan brain worms.

Chappelle seething.

I take back my speculation that Chris tweets Cartoon stuff as goonclown epi shit, he's just an autistic manchild. congratulations!

Chris Spotify. Spotify

Can't see the transphobes.

If this is the final then...

ehehehehehe

pffffff

Man bathroom.

Back to coping.

All the know is copy each other. Turns out Moo-Kun is Jess.

JUMPSCARE.

I'm not one to color my hair, don't women just update their roots instead of slathering another box on???

IT WAS THE PANDEMIC

What is happening to our nerds.

What the Shit.

Chris forgot his normal pills.

I got my start posting Chris nails how nostalgic.

Pallet Cleanser

Santa knows how bad things really are.

Ew.

You too can do your makeup like a troon.

lol . no.

 

[Little Bill]

I think as Chris continues his transition, his deep rooted insecurities, such as his hair/hairline, breasts, hips, and body in general will become more showing and worse and worse over time. 2024 might end up being 'his' year after all. In all honestly, if he keeps this up, he might end up being a decent cow to milk in the long-run (if he makes it that far). Also, kudos to whomever Charlie is for getting under Chris' skin this badly lol. Just bring up his ex and/or Tucker and he will start to have a troon sperg out on Twitter. Good to see that fat fuck known as Tipster is still simping for troons as well. He needs to kill himself already just like Boogie does.

 

[CoolFool]

It's infuriating every time he posts photos of his son. You can tell he isn't trying to share a moment, he's using his son as a prop. God I hate this guy.

 

[TyrasGuard]

It's infuriating every time he posts photos of his son. You can tell he isn't trying to share a moment, he's using his son as a prop. God I hate this guy.

Don't worry, once the child grows up to be a normal adjusted boy, he'll seethe endlessly at his son seeing his father for what he is. Which is a fag. I've been seeing a lot of cases of children just growing up like normal adults despite having a troon parent.

If anything, having a front seat view of the degeneracy will only make him reject all of that.

Still sucks not having a normal dad (Or not having one at all if he decides to 41% before he even grows up) but it's the best one can hope for.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

I think as Chris continues his transition, his deep rooted insecurities, such as his hair/hairline

I don't know why he's making a big deal about his hairline. Doesn't he just have a widow's peak? 1 in 3 men have them and it presents from childhood. It's not a big deal but some hairstyles can look bad with one.

I guess you get more sensitive about people saying you're balding when trying to be a woman as bald women are almost non existent.

 

[quackrock]

Do not forget the Shadman commission. Do not forget Chris's lolicon confession. His deviant paraphilias are obvious, strong, and will continue to seek public expression. He will fuck up sooner or later and then he'll meet the fate that waits for all chomos. I pray he doesn't victimize his son or anyone else's before that reckoning.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Still sucks not having a normal dad (Or not having one at all if he decides to 41% before he even grows up) but it's the best one can hope for.

Best scenario for the kid is that his mom remarries a normal guy who can be a real father for him. If he's constantly present and acting like a real masculine figure, the kid's gonna soon forget Chris and treat him like some occasional visit while he sees other dude as his actual father.
(ETA: in other circumstances, this would be sad, but this is the path Chris has chosen for himself)

 

[LGHDR+]

Best scenario for the kid is that his mom remarries a normal guy who can be a real father for him. If he's constantly present and acting like a real masculine figure, the kid's gonna soon forget Chris and treat him like some occasional visit while he sees other dude as his actual father.
(ETA: in other circumstances, this would be sad, but this is the path Chris has chosen for himself)

I agree with all of that, but would like to add that the real new father beats Chris's ass for trying to put high heel shoes on his stepson, as we all know that's going to happen again.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

Here's a round up of the two most recent MrBeast videos

I Spent 7 Days In Solitary Confinement

Jimmy spends 7 days in a padded cell with a conveyor belt giving him food. Chris shows up briefly near the beginning.


When Jimmy gets out of solitary confinement after 7 days, Chris "he’s my fucken friend" Tyson isn't there to greet him.

Spoiler: Bonus

Protect $500,000 Keep It!

The next video is higher production value, featuring flaming cars, tanks, and no appearance from Chris. The solo contestant is Blake, who returns after losing in World’s Deadliest Laser Maze! He loses again, but is offered another chance in a future contest. The YouTube comments seem quite receptive to Blake.

Spoiler: Blake Comments

It looks like they're preparing for a post-Chris channel, given that Chris shows up only for a cameo in the first one. I mean, I wouldn't want to see a gooner pedo troon first thing after getting out of solitary confinement either, but they are alleged best friends, so I wonder if their relationship has deteriorated. Either way, it looks like Chris' involvement in MrBeast is on an off ramp. I think the other video Bringing back a contestant is notable since Jimmy has done this less and less since he stopped doing money contests with his friends. I think it shows that they are actively looking for new members to recruit.

 

[Poopy Pants Swastika Boy]

Funny frame of Chris from the new video. Very womanly, stunning and brave for sure.

 

[BestFriendsAnimalSociety]

Twitter screenshot stolen from reddit. I'm not too sure what this is in reference to as I haven't been keeping up with Chris that much.

 

[Bbb23]

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Twitter screenshot stolen from reddit. I'm not too sure what this is in reference to as I haven't been keeping up with Chris that much.

He's basically saying he wants to distance himself from Beast and other Republican no-goods and grow closer to the kid he's flown in to fuck.

 

[LGHDR+]

He's basically saying he wants to distance himself from Beast and other Republican no-goods and grow closer to the kid he's flown in to fuck.

It also appears he's planning to sue.

I assume it's because they wouldn't do his proposed piece:

 

[Little Bill]

Honestly it's kind of sad how most trannies are either fat as fuck or skinny as a rail. There's hardly any in-between. In Chris' case, he literally has no ass or curves to speak of. Also, how the fuck can people even dead name Chris IRL? His name is literally still pronounced the same way even if he decides to call himself Kris, lol.

Also, 2 years? You haven't even been transitioning for that long, Chris. You only just came out as trans last year so stop giving us this shit about boohoo oh I'm such a sad girl, etc. etc. Even if he decides to legally change his name, gender, etc. he will always be a man in everyone's eyes.

Also, on a side note, Tucker will never love you again, and he will be physically repulsed to even look at you when he eventually gets older.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

I want to pull up that quote of him saying that he totally can't be deadnamed and no one can hurt his feelings because his new name sounds the same as his old one but I can't find it. Can't wait for him to get ran over by Mr Beast and/or his ex-wife in court. I'm and I hope he helps her pay for a good lawyer to get full custody. Surely a man admitting to liking loli images would not look good in a custody hearing.

Also, 2 years? You haven't even been transitioning for that long, Chris. You only just came out as trans last year so stop giving us this shit about boohoo oh I'm such a sad girl, etc. etc. Even if he decides to legally change his name, gender, etc. he will always be a man in everyone's eyes.

In an interview he said something about telling the Mr Beast crew around mid-2020 that he didn't "want to be a man anymore". Apparently he brought it up randomly while drunk.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Also, 2 years? You haven't even been transitioning for that long, Chris. You only just came out as trans last year so stop giving us this shit about boohoo oh I'm such a sad girl, etc. etc. Even if he decides to legally change his name, gender, etc. he will always be a man in everyone's eyes.

According to the thread OP, he "came out" as a TiM in April of 2023. But there were rumors of him taking HRT even earlier. So it's possible he could have approached his social circle before that April more privately about trooning out or becoming "non binary" or something. Still wouldn't be two years, but I could see him saying it was 2 years if it all started towards the end of 2022. It wouldn't be true, but it would make more sense as to how he got the number.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I want to pull up that quote of him saying that he totally can't be deadnamed and no one can hurt his feelings because his new name sounds the same as his old one but I can't find it. Can't wait for him to get ran over by Mr Beast and/or his ex-wife in court. I'm and I hope he helps her pay for a good lawyer to get full custody. Surely a man admitting to liking loli images would not look good in a custody hearing.

Remember, North Carolina voted for a conservative court last mid-term election. There is a good chance that Chris will get fucked in court and the court may give full custody of his son to his wife. I hope that is the outcome. Chris is a degenerate freak who should not be anywhere near his son or children for that matter.

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Twitter screenshot stolen from reddit. I'm not too sure what this is in reference to as I haven't been keeping up with Chris that much.

He knows deep down that his friends only tolerate him for their past friendship and don't really accept his new lifestyle. That is the thing about troons. They need constant affirmation and validation otherwise you are a Nazi, TERF, transphobe bigot. It is obvious that some of Jimmy's crew have had it with Chris and him going on and on about his fetish. Looking forward to the upcoming shit show.

 

[PetiteFeet]

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Twitter screenshot stolen from reddit. I'm not too sure what this is in reference to as I haven't been keeping up with Chris that much.

Am I the only one reading this as more legal stuff with his ex? Probably sole custody over the kiddo, her side of the family backing her and calling Chris a degenerate ().
Also how can you deadname someone who simply swapped two letters for one? CHris vs Kris.

According to the thread OP, he "came out" as a TiM in April of 2023. But there were rumors of him taking HRT even earlier. So it's possible he could have approached his social circle before that April more privately about trooning out or becoming "non binary" or something. Still wouldn't be two years, but I could see him saying it was 2 years if it all started towards the end of 2022. It wouldn't be true, but it would make more sense as to how he got the number.

AFAIR he came out as bi way before he decided to troon out, so him internally getting ready to transition socially and medically wouldn't be a far flung idea.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I hope the ex-wife's lawyer reads kiwifarms.

Hello, ex-wife's lawyer.

 

[LGHDR+]

In an interview he said something about telling the Mr Beast crew around mid-2020 that he didn't "want to be a man anymore". Apparently he brought it up randomly while drunk.

I don't know who that streamer is, but I honestly feel terrible for him. Look at his face, it's like he's trying to suppress nausea and horror at the same time, without it being obvious (impossible, but he tried).