Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

yhwach is the one true waifu

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I don't want to imagine what these parties must entail for some neckbeard to not be thrown out for creeping on people with his body pillow.
 
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Yhwach said:
yhwach is the one true waifu

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I don't want to imagine what these parties must entail for some neckbeard to not be thrown out for creeping on people with his body pillow.
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The person whose waifu is Darth Vader is a girl, though.

AnOminous said:
What percentage of weebs have Hatsune Miku as their waifu? Shouldn't all of them but like one person commit suicide immediately?
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There is a weeb theory -- which is in a certain sense supported by some cosmological hypotheses -- that there are infinitely many Hatsune Miku in the multiverse.
(If said hypotheses are true, there are also infinitely many weebs, and an infinte number of "copies" of one and the same weeb!)

Of course, since weebs are probably more likely to arise through biological evolution than anime girls, there are far more waifuists in the universe than waifu. But as both are countably infinte sets, a one-on-one bijective relation between the two sets is possible.
 
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Yhwach said:
Doctor Francis of the Filth, PhD in Internet exceptionalism, has posted an enlightening video regarding the psychology of weeaboos.

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Any guesses what happened in that pic at 0:47?

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BTW this opus has been released under CC and can be downloaded here.

This book, The Moé Manifesto, has a title that brings back memories for me. I remember marching with the Revolutionary Moé Advocates Alliance (kakumeiteki moé shugisha domei) on the streets of Akihabara on June 30, 2007. I remember men and women, young and not so young, dressed up as anime characters or in the classic attire of Japanese student radicals of the 1960s. I remember people joining the march, and their numbers swelling to fi ve hundred people. I remember singing and dancing as well-practiced political slogans trailed off to be replaced by the growing roar of the crowd. One group near me shouted over and over again, “Let me keep my Haruhi!” referring to the main female character of the anime series The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi. Many women, and some men, were dressed up as Haruhi. This revolutionary moé alliance came together in shared love of fictional characters, and in protest to developments in Akihabara aimed at curtailing public displays of affection for characters (in which people would dress in character costume and make a spectacle of themselves singing and dancing in the street), which were said to be disturbing to businesses and tourists. What these protesters wanted was to maintain the space where they could publicly express their love for bishojo like Haruhi. Years later, I was at an anime convention in the United States, and saw firsthand the criticism of so-called moé otaku, who there, too, were thought to be somehow disruptive and disturbing.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Couldn't they just date cosplayers?

I recently went to an anime store in Munich, the majority of patrons seemed to be girls. I don't really see why weebs should have trouble dating like-minded individuals...
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They don't have the balls to approach these women, even these women that they could talk to for HOURS about common interests.

Which is why they live in this fantasy world. There's no rejection from their waifu. They basically just make an educated guess on how their waifu would behave with them as a couple. The fact is, for most of these guys? Their waifus would find them unappealing at best, and disgusting AND creepy at worst. They wouldn't want anything to do with them.

This is also, by the way, why some of them get so jealous when their waifus enter an actual relationship in whatever media they are in. Because invariably, the person their waifu has entered a relationship with is not only more attractive than they are. And not only that, they are an all around more interesting person, who sometimes accomplishes more in a day than they themselves accomplish in a year. And they know deep down they could never be better, so not only are they left hurt, but they also are left feeling insignificant.

Which is weird that they allow that torment into their lives on their own. At least in the real world, your only REAL competition is other people. Because in the real world, you can work harder to better yourself and become successful, but if the competition in your head is Goku from Dragonball Z, who is basically a demi-god, there is no way you're EVER going to climb that mountain you've made for yourself.

And all of this, for what? For a girl who doesn't even exist. The payoff is nothing. Hell, you could go out every day and ask out random women to go on a date with you, every single day. Sure, you will get rejected a shit-ton, maybe even slapped a couple times, but at least you can say you made an effort. And according to the law of averages, one day, your efforts will pay off. These waifu people? No matter how much dedication you sink into this fictional girl, she will never be real. She will never be yours.

Honestly, waifu people just make lives harder AND lonelier for themselves, and it astonishes me how they can't see it. IT'S STARING THEM RIGHT IN THE FACE
 
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Galvatron said:
They don't have the balls to approach these women, even these women that they could talk to for HOURS about common interests.

Which is why they live in this fantasy world. There's no rejection from their waifu. They basically just make an educated guess on how their waifu would behave with them as a couple. The fact is, for most of these guys? Their waifus would find them unappealing at best, and disgusting AND creepy at worst. They wouldn't want anything to do with them.

This is also, by the way, why some of them get so jealous when their waifus enter an actual relationship in whatever media they are in. Because invariably, the person their waifu has entered a relationship with is not only more attractive than they are. And not only that, they are an all around more interesting person, who sometimes accomplishes more in a day than they themselves accomplish in a year. And they know deep down they could never be better, so not only are they left hurt, but they also are left feeling insignificant.

Which is weird that they allow that torment into their lives on their own. At least in the real world, your only REAL competition is other people. Because in the real world, you can work harder to better yourself and become successful, but if the competition in your head is Goku from Dragonball Z, who is basically a demi-god, there is no way you're EVER going to climb that mountain you've made for yourself.

And all of this, for what? For a girl who doesn't even exist. The payoff is nothing. Hell, you could go out every day and ask out random women to go on a date with you, every single day. Sure, you will get rejected a shit-ton, maybe even slapped a couple times, but at least you can say you made an effort. And according to the law of averages, one day, your efforts will pay off. These waifu people? No matter how much dedication you sink into this fictional girl, she will never be real. She will never be yours.

Honestly, waifu people just make lives harder AND lonelier for themselves, and it astonishes me how they can't see it. IT'S STARING THEM RIGHT IN THE FACE
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https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/53ti0p/guys_i_dont_know_what_to_do_i_think_asuna_wouldnt/
 
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