Navy SEALs, Delta Force, and SOCOM general - The most "Special" groups in the U.S. Military

Psychopathy AND autism, seems like.
Every SF guy I've ever met had at least one of these. I bet we'd see the same traits in hardened convicts.

Has anyone here ever met a SEAL that was actually a "quiet professional"? All the ones I've met that were actual SEALs didn't shut the fuck up about it, especially if they saw combat.
 
Speaking of Evan Hafer, he recently appeared on the Unsubscribe Podcast where they talked about all the fucking around this supposedly elite warrior did during (and after) his service.
Highlights include:
- Destroying his own lawn by growing pumpkins all over it, just to fuck with his wife who was trying to start a garden.
- Deliberately fucking with Green Beret recruits during a training exercise by stripping naked in the woods and asking them if they've seen his horse.
- Deliberately fucking with Green Beret recruits during a training exercise by pretending to have found a huge cache of food and ate it all while everyone was miserable and starving.
- Invading Iraq while wearing frat bro clothing, no pants, and generally taking nothing seriously.
- Creating Gay-Meter pins and using them to screw with Delta Force operators he was supposed to be liaising with.
- Using a civilian tour brochure to find palaces for his team to raid hoping to find "cool shit" they could take/fuck around with.
- Trolling a new CIA operator by literally just acting like a giant fag and lying to him about being the base chief.
- Creating an early BRCC skit (with Eli) involving a sentient Glock in a movie theater acting as a transparent allegory for black people, ending in the sentient Glock murdering a woman and bailing which was deemed so offensive that even "Early Edgy BRCC" couldn't post it. Both Evan and Eli believe a copy of this still video exists somewhere so its possible it may yet see the light of day.

This podcast is absolutely worth paying attention to for the future, or scrubbing past episodes the main host Eli Cuevas was in Infantry as the Squad designated marksman, two tours of Iraq, he's got a purple heart which he's used to fuck with Brandon Herrera in a Stolen Valor bit during a range day, and according to himself has been blown up in 3 separate IED incidents, listening to him... you can kind of tell.
YouTuber Fat Electrician is a regular co-host and veteran (Army Medic 68w, not SF, but vets are great at getting other vets to talk about shit even if they shouldn't).
Subject of the thread Nikko Ortiz has been on multiple times, most recently a month ago as of writing.

Full disclosure I enjoy a bit of IRL tolling so I did find some of this funny. The Gay-Meters in particular had me chuckling quite a bit. It should be noted though that at several different points the hosts highlight how much of a psycho Evan comes off as when he tells stories like this. Also with how many of his trolls involve acting like an utter fruit bowl fag, nudity, or both, I personally have no issue believing the claims from that law suit as they seem like Evan's modus operandi.

Apologies for not archiving the video, I'm trying my best to figure out how to but it's late and this is the first time I've made an in-depth post like this with more than just text as a response. TLDR I'm a little retarded.

 
Every SF guy I've ever met had at least one of these. I bet we'd see the same traits in hardened convicts.

Has anyone here ever met a SEAL that was actually a "quiet professional"? All the ones I've met that were actual SEALs didn't shut the fuck up about it, especially if they saw combat.
I've only ever met one. He's kind of an asshole, but I like him anyway. He's a reasonably well-adjusted guy who doesn't make being a SEAL his entire personality.
 
Every SF guy I've ever met had at least one of these. I bet we'd see the same traits in hardened convicts.

Has anyone here ever met a SEAL that was actually a "quiet professional"? All the ones I've met that were actual SEALs didn't shut the fuck up about it, especially if they saw combat.
Johnny Kim Navy Seal combat medic turned Doctor turned Astronaut; comes close yeah I found this podcast of him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yujP3-AxXsI but so has Jess Ventura and he's the shinny star of quiet professional old school UDT/SEAL.
 
O'Neill still making a clown of himself. And his dick riders are just as embarrassing and weirdly homoerotic. https://archive.is/ue1g8
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RIP to 2 brothas who tried to board a vessel in 8 feet swells, and one who fell and the other who jumped after him.



Edit: Found this in /k and made me laugh.
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>SEALs Overboard: A first hand account of the tragedy in Somalia

>flip the book over and see this blurb

"In "SEALs Overboard", the tranquil waters off the Somali coast become the setting for an inexplicable disappearance that challenges every known rule of combat and survival.

During a routine boarding operation against piracy, two Navy Seals are inexplicably swept overboard. One moment they're executing a flawlessly planned mission; the next, they vanish without a trace, leaving behind a bewildered team and a fleet scrambling for answers.

As the Navy launches a high-stakes search and rescue mission, questions swirl. How did two of the most skilled operatives in the world simply disappear? Was it an accident, a betrayal, or something more sinister? The deeper the investigation goes, the more puzzling the mystery becomes.

Back home, as their families grapple with uncertainty and fear, a web of secrets begins to unravel. Unseen forces and hidden agendas emerge, pointing to a covert operation with global implications. What really happened to the men? And what were they involved in that could erase them so completely?

"SEALs Overboard" is a riveting thriller that takes readers into the heart of military secrecy and the razor's edge of survival. It's a story of loyalty, resilience, and the unyielding bond between brothers-in-arms, set against the backdrop of the world's most treacherous waters. In this tale, the true mystery isn't just how they went missing – but what forces are at play in the shadows of international warfare.

>with foreword by Jocko Willink
 

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RIP to 2 brothas who tried to board a vessel in 8 feet swells, and one who fell and the other who jumped after him.

https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1746255590911889856
https://archive.is/nVixE
Edit: Found this in /k and made me laugh.
Why do these niggers always have their NODs mounted?
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Even if their cool guy shit isn't as heavy and awkward as the 7D shit it's still not something you want to walk around mounted to your fucking helmet and in the up position for literal hours before the sun goes down.
 
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The US navy officially ditched high school diploma requirements to increase naval recruitment. If half the news stories coming out of naval operations around the starving third world are true. Taiwan is fucked. China doesn't need to be good or confident to win. Just out wait the NATO naval forces with wave attacks.
The US is trying to harness the power of tard strength. Before long we'll have a Tactical Downie Division hulk-smashing Chinks while shitting everywhere.
 
Full disclosure I enjoy a bit of IRL tolling so I did find some of this funny. The Gay-Meters in particular had me chuckling quite a bit. It should be noted though that at several different points the hosts highlight how much of a psycho Evan comes off as when he tells stories like this. Also with how many of his trolls involve acting like an utter fruit bowl fag, nudity, or both, I personally have no issue believing the claims from that law suit as they seem like Evan's modus operandi.
Dudes likely a homo or a serious whack job degenerate. Thats standing operating procedure for gay dudes in environments where being openly gay isnt permissive, "troll" and throw small things out there and see who bites. And if no one bites at the very least they still get off to sexually harassing straight dudes.
 
Why do these niggers always have their NODs mounted?
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Even if their cool guy shit isn't as heavy and awkward as the 7D shit it's still not something you want to walk around mounted to your fucking helmet and in the up position for literal hours before the sun goes down.
Because they've convinced themselves they're the most elite warriors on the face of the planet even though the Navy Seals have never been involved in a war that America is actually won
I think the only people worse than them of the Canadian Special Forces according to the Canadian Special Forces and only the Canadian Special Forces they are the world's greatest Special Forces Unit.

To be honest a lot of these special Warfare units are completely useless in most of the conflicts America engages in due to the fact that the way you went insurgencies isn't with large amounts of bombs is by making your side more palatable to the average person you're trying to win over then the other guys kind of hard though when you're trying to convince Islamic fundamentalists that International gay f**** butt sex is a great idea
 
Why do these niggers always have their NODs mounted?
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Even if their cool guy shit isn't as heavy and awkward as the 7D shit it's still not something you want to walk around mounted to your fucking helmet and in the up position for literal hours before the sun goes down.
I figure the point of NODs on a ship boarding gig is that you have them just in case you need to enter a dark compartment without having to have a big "SHOOT ME" sign of a regular flashlight. Then again, they might be in for a long mission so it's better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them.
 
Why do these niggers always have their NODs mounted?
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Even if their cool guy shit isn't as heavy and awkward as the 7D shit it's still not something you want to walk around mounted to your fucking helmet and in the up position for literal hours before the sun goes down.
I can theorize a couple of things. First, they always carry NODs and extra water, as lessons learned from Black Hawk down where they were going to be "in and out in 30 minutes" therefore and nobody carried water and NODs, or extra ammo. They also carry them in the day because even if there's sunlight, you can have places that are dark, and you could use the NODs (a cave, a lower ship deck, etc.) and I think also a reason is to avoid losing them. That shit costs like 8-10K, and I've heard it said, "you better lose yourself than this equipment".

Now, I'm not saying it's necessarily always smart. From the interviews I've seen, a lot of ooperators have had a neck surgery or straight up had their neck fused from using the NODs so much.
The US navy officially ditched high school diploma requirements to increase naval recruitment. If half the news stories coming out of naval operations around the starving third world are true. Taiwan is fucked. China doesn't need to be good or confident to win. Just out wait the NATO naval forces with wave attacks.
I created the thread, so you know I'm not a military simp, but in my opinion if China believes that the Navy is weak because there are problems with recruiting, they would be making a major mistake. Look at things like the USS Jimmy Carter Seawolf-class submarine, and the US aircraft carrier fleet or the B-2 fleet (with the B-21 raiders as replacement). They are all still very much operational and fucking dangerous, even if recruiting is getting tough. China, or anyone for that matter, has NOTHING to counter them in a conventional war. Ukraine's military was hopelessly corrupt, mostly using Soviet refurbished shit, and look how the three day SMO is going for Russia just with NATO Cold War surplus, drones and a small amount of spicy precision munition.

Dudes likely a homo or a serious whack job degenerate. Thats standing operating procedure for gay dudes in environments where being openly gay isnt permissive, "troll" and throw small things out there and see who bites. And if no one bites at the very least they still get off to sexually harassing straight dudes.
Anyone who drinks BR coffee, drinks the gay juice.
Edit: Saw the Hafer interview. He was funny with the life jacket story, but I also got the feeling he was lying or embellishing a bit. I don't think if he told a CSM from Delta during a pick-up that his "gay meter is spiking out from his salmon shirt" would find it one bit funny. Or you tell them they can't do land nav. I'm not saying they'd punch the dude, but they did tell Hafer's superior that they never wanted to see him again (probably in harsher words) and pulling stuff like that I'm sure can be a career killer. And Hafer even said, "they take war too seriously", like going to Iraq for a tour is "not serious" enough. And the fucking pink "hang loose" homo hat? Is this the people that were sent to win against an insurgency? Holy smokes.

Also, another gay homo thing I noticed. Many ooooperators and marines called their deployments "pumps" like jerking off. Like "I did two pumps in Iraq and one in Afghanistan". That's so fucking gay, holy shit
 
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