Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

Nicks thread is slowing down hard, he went from infamous to tonka levels of activity real quick. Feels like its going to be a rough couple of months for Nick. no kiwifarms to focus on means having to deal with your shitty life. no rumble contract, and the cash flow has fucking stopped. Nicks made Ethan Ralphs levels of cash this month. the only difference is ethan only has himself to feed, instead of 6 dependents.

Also what the fuck is a "men's meeting"

His church likely has some sort of "men's ministry" or "men's outreach"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

We don't really have a good insight into how much he has made or is continuing to make off his Locals subs

His LOCALS hot tub streams get 80 or so live watchers. At a 3X multiplier for passive supporters, he is clearing under 1k per month.

Even doubling that, and 2k a month is chump change for his subscriber numbers and history.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The issue is that Nick's expenses are dramatically greater than Ralph's but it is increasingly unclear whether his income is that much greater than Ralph's.

I don’t disagree at all. I’m just saying that Ethan Ralph is a much more pathetic, revolting, fucked in the head loser than Nick. That’s not any great compliment to Nick, but there’s just no comparison.

 

[Anticipointment]

His church likely has some sort of "men's ministry" or "men's outreach"

It’s clear that this is something Nick takes very seriously since he attended the meeting in a metallic snakeskin print shirt, & noted that he wore it specifically to make people mad.
Low effort faggotry, he should have worn the Jamaican tank top for maximum effect.

 

[waffle]

It’s clear that this is something Nick takes very seriously since he attended the meeting in a metallic snakeskin print shirt, & noted that he wore it specifically to make people mad.
Low effort faggotry, he should have worn the Jamaican tank top for maximum effect.

He probably knows they'd kick him out for that, but the snake skin shirt probably technically follows the letter of the dress code, so they don't feel like they can say anything even though everyone knows he looks like an asshole.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t disagree at all. I’m just saying that Ethan Ralph is a much more pathetic, revolting, fucked in the head loser than Nick. That’s not any great compliment to Nick, but there’s just no comparison.

Give him time.

 

[Neetorino]

What a piece of shit. I have to see this now. I'll go hunting and post if I'm successful.

I don't think a clip was ever made out of respect for the kid. I think she appears on camera too but that could just as easily have been a different time and I'm fusing the too. But yeah she interrupted mid show because of a nightmare and Nick told her to fuck off (paraphrasing).

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

to make people mad.

I have a hunch he has never encountered someone truly angry. A man who is mad can be horrifying. Like everything, he escalates it. Merely annoyed is now mad.

 

[LiquidKid]

if it was as harsh as drunken yelling

If I remember exactly, he gets cut off, turns to the side and said “what? You want a hug?” Then turns back to the camera and says “hold on guys, my daughter wants a good night hug.”

At the time he wasn’t shitfaced or anything, but he didn’t sound happy by any stretch. Then once the camera turns back on he gets caught off again and says something to the like of “you too?! Okay fine come here.” And that’s when the blonde girl runs up.

 

[Swole McPole]

It is a church event of some kind. They all have non-descript names for events in Peotestant churches. It could be anything from a budget meeting, to a short seminar on 'being a man and leading a family', to a social event.

Back in the 1980's when second wave feminism was just getting big, women all started going to things that they called women's groups and in left wing and academic circles, men who fancied themselves as allies, or men who's wives had developed a taste for drinking from the furry cup and were desperate to persuade their new feminist wife that they shouldn't leave them, set up a thing called 'men's groups'.

My understanding is that the men would sit around and talk about how not to be as much of a sexist, how they could be more supportive around the house, how they could stop beating their wives and fucking their secretaries/students.

Perhaps Rekieta has joined a 'men's group' like this?

I kid, I kid. It's obviously a jack off club where men meet other men for mutual masturbation.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

men who's wives had developed a taste for drinking from the furry cup

Well, I've never seen it put that way before.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It’s clear that this is something Nick takes very seriously since he attended the meeting in a metallic snakeskin print shirt, & noted that he wore it specifically to make people mad.

He probably knows they'd kick him out for that, but the snake skin shirt probably technically follows the letter of the dress code, so they don't feel like they can say anything even though everyone knows he looks like an asshole.

I have a hunch he has never encountered someone truly angry. A man who is mad can be horrifying. Like everything, he escalates it. Merely annoyed is now mad.

"I do it because it makes people mad" is a line of thinking that is regularly expressed by Nick.The problem is that he says this in relation to things where he views himself as a masterful troll, but in reality it's usually in reference to things he does that makes people laugh at him.

I'm sure you could find a clip of him saying he licks the bottle because it made people mad. He certainly started licking the bottle in much more dramatic ways after Kino Casino started ripping on him for doing it.

EDIT:

If I remember exactly, he gets cut off, turns to the side and said “what? You want a hug?” Then turns back to the camera and says “hold on guys, my daughter wants a good night hug.”

At the time he wasn’t shitfaced or anything, but he didn’t sound happy by any stretch. Then once the camera turns back on he gets caught off again and says something to the like of “you too?! Okay fine come here.” And that’s when the blonde girl runs up.

I think that's more recent and people are conflating two different stories.

 

[Swole McPole]

Well, I've never seen it put that way before.

Probably because said cups are no longer furry. Used to be a common expression.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

"I do it because it makes people mad" is a line of thinking that is regularly expressed by Nick.The problem is that he says this in relation to things where he views himself as a masterful troll, but in reality it's usually in reference to things he does that makes people laugh at him.

I'm sure you could find a clip of him saying he licks the bottle because it made people mad. He certainly started licking the bottle in much more dramatic ways after Kino Casino started ripping on him for doing it.

No man you just don't get it, Nick is a master level troll, I mean why else would a father, husband, and Christian man act as vile and petulant as he does. He's playing the long game, and when the time comes for him to say "gotcha," we'll all look like a bunch of jokers, and him the master of comedy he professes to be.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Probably because said cups are no longer furry. Used to be a common expression.

We're better for it damn it; but what a loss. I'll carry it on.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

It is mostly geriatrics (according to Nick) based on his Scandinavian Prude rant. The church suggested he go, and he said they did not understand his life.

I think that was in reference to a couples thing, sorta like but not explicitly couples counciling mostly intended for new marriages, not the men's meeting as he's gone to that for years. Also I thought he went to the men's meeting in August or September not January but my memory on it is a little hazy.

 

[Anticipointment]

I think that's more recent and people are conflating two different stories.

Yeah I found the video (not even worth posting plus has the kid on camera) & it was as @LiquidKid described. Kids were still up & running around at nearly midnight & the two girls were wanting hugs. That was August 2023. In that instance Nick was mildly annoyed but that was about it. He didn’t rage or yell, wasn’t drunk & did give them hugs with instructions to go to bed. (Unclear if he was the only supervising adult or what) Anything I’ve been able to find in the thread referencing a kid interrupting the stream have been from around the time of that one. If you or anyone can recall anything about the other it would be interesting to find as it has been brought up a lot in the thread but the source video has been elusive.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yeah I found the video (not even worth posting plus has the kid on camera) & it was as @LiquidKid described. Kids were still up & running around at nearly midnight & the two girls were wanting hugs. That was August 2023. In that instance Nick was mildly annoyed but that was about it. He didn’t rage or yell, wasn’t drunk & did give them hugs with instructions to go to bed. (Unclear if he was the only supervising adult or what) Anything I’ve been able to find in the thread referencing a kid interrupting the stream have been from around the time of that one. If you or anyone can recall anything about the other it would be interesting to find as it has been brought up a lot in the thread but the source video has been elusive.

The quoted posts highlighted in red and yellow refer to two distinct stories and the one referred to in the yellow is the one you're talking about which was being talked about as it happened. I don't know anything more than that. I think it's supposed to be an old incident, which would mean it wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't discussed in the thread even if it happened, which I don't know if it did.

 

[Strix454]

Ethan has child support payments for two children, multiple liens, owes money to the US government across several tax and loan debts, and seems to be betting on doing a lifelong Walden into the jungles of Belize to get away with it. Nick’s life is a shit show, but by no metric is he (yet) worse off than Gunt.

Nick will likely never be in a worse off situation than Ethan Ralph because he has his parents and their money to fall back on no matter what happens. They have been to one degree or another been bailing him out his entire life. Ralph is all on his own.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick will likely never be in a worse off situation than Ethan Ralph because he has his parents and their money to fall back on no matter what happens. They have been to one degree or another been bailing him out his entire life. Ralph is all on his own.

I think the key difference between Ralph and Nick is that while Ralph is probably in a much worse spot overall, and Nick may never fall that low, Nick fell from a much greater height.

@Balldo's Gate calculated that he pulled in $50,000 in superchats (after TY takes their cut) for the year 2023. That sounds impressive until you realize he used to be able to do that it a DAY. Or at least a week, if things were slow. Not a year. Though the Killstream was once popular, Nick, at his peak, made more money than the Killstream at its peak. Now he struggles to pull in more than $200 in superchats per show across TWO platforms. The difference is striking.