StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Godmode said:
Philandering aside, the problem with e-grifters like Styx and Tim Pool is that they yammer on for 20 minutes about bullshit that could have been summarized in a few sentences. It's pseudo-intellectual masturbation. For some strange reason boomers eat that shit up.
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Tarl is a better grade of yammerer than Tool. He's at least somewhat incisive. Tool is just a big, rather clunky blunt instrument. "I don't know man..."
 
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tfw you've successfully patrolled your jilted ex out of your thread
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Godmode said:
For some strange reason boomers eat that shit up.
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They grew up with trusted talking heads like Cronkite, Rather, and Brokaw telling them what was right/wrong, true/false, etc. They’ve learned over the years that they’ve been lied to but instead of rejecting the whole “talking head” model they instead just seek out other talking heads that claim to agree with their preconceived notions. It’s incredibly stupid, like saying that I realize that Jack Daniel’s is killing my liver so I’ll switch to Jim Beam, but what do you expect from folks raised by a television.
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
They grew up with trusted talking heads like Cronkite, Rather, and Brokaw telling them what was right/wrong, true/false, etc. They’ve learned over the years that they’ve been lied to but instead of rejecting the whole “talking head” model they instead just seek out other talking heads that claim to agree with their preconceived notions.
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There's nothing generational about that. Tarl does have his finger on something, but let's not call it journalism, for Pete's sake. Tarl would be laughed out of a Boomer-era newsroom because he's too lazy to check his facts. He does hot takes fresh from the brain of an emotionally arrested shut-in. In general, he's on to something. In the specifics, he hasn't the attention span to crack a book and nail down the facts.
 
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@Human Mystery If Ward Rackley worshiped an Owl Demon, it would be perfect. But owls would be too reminiscent of Harry Potter for that crowd. Anyway, how can Tarl know he's 5k/yrs old if his brain rots every time he dies and all of his memories go with the brain? Cuz that's totally how reincarnation and souls work.
 
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Small parts of his speech, especially when he gets animated and stutters a little, remind me of Professor Frink off The Simpsons.
 
Fivesixes said:
Having a really hard time believing someone like Tarl would use an iPhone. (The screenshots "he" posted were iPhone, I think). Also what are they even suppose to prove?
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It wasn't for us, it was for Niagella. Where there are THOSE screenshots of Niagella being asked to stop talking to the iPhone owner about her lesbian fever dreams and consistently continuing to do so, there are likely MORE screenshots of more evidence of impropriety that matters more in the UK than here because of co-workers being involved. It also makes the whole Autistic Ex Cabal look unstable, unbelievable and for those who want to be believed when they say they want to be "trad," the final nail was hammered into that coffin. It won't work in making these women unwelcome on the farms and actually telling us everything they know but, it wasn't for us, it was for Niagella.
 
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Ok. So, I didn't check this thread for a couple of weeks and ... Wow! 🤯

I love how this turned out. A colorful mix of white trash from the American hinterlands bitching with and about black trash from the UK. What a shitshow.

@Styxhexenhammer666 Why not just end all the speculation by simply telling us the whole story of what really happened with Liz and the other involved ladies of various shades of brown?
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
Styx is the one who claimed that he was "assaulted" by a "drug dealer." Which appears to have turned out to be a "connection" of Elisabeth.

I strongly suspect whatever level of "drug dealer" he is, is completely incidental as to why he was there to deal with Styx. For all we know, he runs or works at a pot shop, or once split a pot purchase with some friends. Styx got his shit pushed in by this individual, and while fleeing, was desperately seeking a way, any way to appear to have some counter threat. Calling this person a "drug dealer" was an attempt to intimidate him by making him think he might bring authorities. Another possibility is that Tarl was making some fake empty crab claw threats as to what he might do, so either Elisabeth or the "connection" either said or inferred that they have drug dealer connections. Now Tarl is holed up in the US yelling about how many guns he has making a show of it.
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YazeePro said:
Ok. So, I didn't check this thread for a couple of weeks and ... Wow! 🤯

I love how this turned out. A colorful mix of white trash from the American hinterlands bitching with and about black trash from the UK. What a shitshow.

@Styxhexenhammer666 Why not just end all the speculation by simply telling us the whole story of what really happened with Liz and the other involved ladies of various shades of brown?
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Why should he?
He is giving you a big finger.
 
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