Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

But for real, why is her head shaped like a trapezoid? Cut marks make total sense on a whore. The cranium like a satellite dish, not so much.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Ralph really loves his restaurant performers doesn't he? It's like some strange inside joke that he's featured this so many times.

Maybe he has fond memories of being dragged around busking in West Memphis with Ronnie. Or he himself was playing ukulele outside hotels while Sandra was "fixing their pipes"...

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

If he qualifies for legal aid that a single mother on income support doesn't, then that must mean he does not, in fact enjoy 5 star days.

 

[AltisticRight]

Are you kidding me?
So a single mother with spawn in tow doesn't qualify for a state appointed lawyer, supposedly because Show Feet is wealthy, but a guy living in Mexico making (citation needed) upwards of $300 a day does?

Way to turn people into feminists, NY. What a shithole of a state (or that one city).

 

[sallowhal]

But for real, why is her head shaped like a trapezoid? Cut marks make total sense on a whore. The cranium like a satellite dish, not so much.

probably some kind of fetal/childhood nutritional deficiency. all kinds of weird shit happens to the human body due to it

edit: vitamin d deficiency in particular causes weird head shapes due to the bones staying malleable for longer.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Are you kidding me?
So a single mother with spawn in tow doesn't qualify for a state appointed lawyer, supposedly because Show Feet is wealthy, but a guy living in Mexico making (citation needed) upwards of $300 a day does?

Way to turn people into feminists, NY. What a shithole of a state (or that one city).

He doesn’t make upwards of $300 a day anymore tho. He maybe makes the goal once a week, if that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe he has fond memories of being dragged around busking in West Memphis with Ronnie.

They probably had a mariachi singer busking at Pancho’s restaurant for Ronnie’s “memorial.” It’s no coincidence that Ethan feels closer to his schizo father (who was still sane enough to ditch Ethan and whore Sandra) when he’s in Burrito Country.

Or he himself was playing ukulele outside hotels while Sandra was "fixing their pipes"...

That’s preposterous. Ralph couldn’t have been outside busking when Sandra brought him along to lick balls while she worked the shaft.

Also Ralph is a retard. No way he can play an instrument (except for being first chair skin flute).

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Did Ralph ever explain why his dad left? I’m guessing because he didn’t want to deal with a slobbering mutt retard of a kid and then caring for Evan made it even worse.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Did Ralph ever explain why his dad left? I’m guessing because he didn’t want to deal with a slobbering mutt retard of a kid and then caring for Evan made it even worse.

Gunt’s dad left for the same reason Gunt has abandoned his own children. Because he was a mentally&emotionally ill drug addict.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

But for real, why is her head shaped like a trapezoid? Cut marks make total sense on a whore. The cranium like a satellite dish, not so much.

It’s the mutt Goblina genetics.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph's date must be going well, he's still bickering with Harry Morris:

I choose to interpret this as Ralph saying Rochester doesn’t have tiny Mexican children pawning off goods because it’s a white neighborhood, and Ralph thinks that’s a flex

 

[Truly Rural]

hmmm, is that the hand she always holds up in a weird way?

 

[Um...]

Ralph's date must be going well, he's still bickering with Harry Morris:
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On day 2 of this ‘romantic getaway wif muh GURLFRAND,’ he wakes up and continues to seethe and obsess about HARREH on Twitter


Instead of, you know, strolling hand in hand with his *girlfrend* through ‘the poshest section of Mx City,’ sightseeing and shopping and wining and dining..

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Shut up faggots while you all are on the farms talking about him EOR is living his best life…obsessing over what people say about him and diddling le micro for super berries. Who is winning? I think we know who.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Shut up faggots while you all are on the farms talking about him EOR is living his best life…obsessing over what people say about him and diddling le micro for super berries. Who is winning? I think we know who.

"I'm having so much fun!!!!!!!" he shrieks at the internet.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Spend time with your girlfriend you're so madly in love with and log off, fat ass.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Spend time with your girlfriend you're so madly in love with and log off, fat ass.

But how else can the ralphamale prove he's getting all these W's ?

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan, tell Harry his basketball or whatever team lost again. That will debook whatever hearsay Harry has to Xeet.

 

[Rage Pig]

Thunk-provoking.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Harry is starting to veer into Vickers territory. Is the gunt really the elephants foot of lolcowdom?