🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

So will Ralph be broadcasting in profile or have extra large sunglasses on?

 

[fridgesama]

Let me guess. She didn't want to move in and get married on their 3 month anniversary lol.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Let me guess. She didn't want to move in and get married on their 3 month anniversary lol.

I'd bet money he was delusional enough to ask her to go exclusive with him and stop seeing other clients, she demanded more money and they fought over it

 

[Muppetstudios]

Ralph has run out of money and can no longer afford his prostitute girlfriend

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Let me guess. She didn't want to move in and get married on their 3 month anniversary lol.

More like she started reaching out to all the new folks viewing her Instagram, and them explaining to her exactly who Gunt is and what he’s all about. Once that happened, she confronted Gunt with her new-found knowledge and that was that. End of their (business) relationship.

Couldn’t be me!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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[Fornicario]

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"A simple and stupid fight"
GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS:
"WHERE'S MY MONEY, GRINGO?"
FIVE BAR DAYS!

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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Gunt is screwed if she decides to do an interview. I mean, if she only charges $20US for sex then an interview can’t be more than $10. I’m sure PPP and Andy could find someone to act as interpreter for them. I don’t feel so good, Ralphabros…

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Its too convenient and it feels like a gay work.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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ITS A WORK GAYLOGS BTFO I LOVE HERRR

man met a woman on Tinder, met her twice and is saying he loves her. Pathetic.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Its too convenient and it feels like a gay work.

Nah, it’s over, Ralphabro

https://youtu.be/-Jm3Tq_q4yU?si=T0si0eumdxZ4T2d6

 

[Mynameisdark]

Gunt is screwed if she decides to do an interview. I mean, if she only charges $20US for sex then an interview can’t be more than $10. I’m sure PPP and Andy could find someone to act as interpreter for them. I don’t feel so good, Ralphabros…

Get Dame Pesos as a translator

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Guess he didn't get his winnings from the Chiefs game fast enough

 

[Lidl Drip]

I guess she rejected his payment plan instead of money up front.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

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Truly every RalphaW (Chiefs winning the AFC Championship on a great play by Mr. Sneed himself) is followed by a bigger RalphaL.

When the Chiefs inevitably win the Superbowl (Kyle Shanahan is a choke-artist), is Ralph just going to straight-up lose a limb?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Interestingly, Ralph also posted three old photos from their previous vacation on his Instagram account late last night.

Eight hours before when I'm writing this post would be around 4:35am Central Time (right time zone for CDMX), so Ralph would have made these posts between 3:36 and 4:35am last night.

 

[Twinkie]

How 'nasty' can a fight really get when you don't even speak the same language

 

[Beeeeeejams]

Inb4 IT WAS A WORK GAY LAWGS!!!!! AN YEEEEEW ALLLLLLL FELL FOR IT

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

How 'nasty' can a fight really get when you don't even speak the same language

If we believe Godwinson, she knows what BISH means, and Ralph probably know PUTA.

I'm glad for her sake she reached escape velocity from the gunt, no woman deserves that horrible fate.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Nah, it’s over, Ralphabro

https://youtu.be/-Jm3Tq_q4yU?si=T0si0eumdxZ4T2d6

For her sake I hope its over and she walks away not pregnant