🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 49 45.4%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.1%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 47 43.5%
  • Total voters
    108
Steamboat Captain said:
If he laid a hand on her we might actually lose the Gunt in a few days
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Ralph probably took a swing, but he's got no reach. Unless he just blind-sided her (which wouldn't be the case during an argument), even with the weight advantage, I see Deni in her boots kicking Gunt ass.

Expect sunglasses-only streams from the Gunt for the next week or two.

Edit to add: I hope she changed her streaming / cable password.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Interestingly, Ralph also posted three old photos from their previous vacation on his Instagram account late last night.

Eight hours before when I'm writing this post would be around 4:35am Central Time (right time zone for CDMX), so Ralph would have made these posts between 3:36 and 4:35am last night.
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Adding on to this:

Let me put my bet in now that the "simple and stupid fight" was over her not wanting to post Ralph on her Instagram or not wanting Ralph to tag her in his posts.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Adding on to this:

Let me put my bet in now that the "simple and stupid fight" was over her not wanting to post Ralph on her Instagram or not wanting Ralph to tag her in his posts.
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Makes a lot of sense

It's the only angle he could take to sell the idea as being somewhat real. He would be shoving it in everyone's face and linking her posts with them together
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Adding on to this:

Let me put my bet in now that the "simple and stupid fight" was over her not wanting to post Ralph on her Instagram or not wanting Ralph to tag her in his posts.
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I wouldn't be surprised if it was over her adding random Alogs on Instagram. As we know he's incredibly jealous, and any suggestion she might be looking at other men is highly likely to send this lil manlet into a rage.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Let me put my bet in now that the "simple and stupid fight" was over her not wanting to post Ralph on her Instagram or not wanting Ralph to tag her in his posts.
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My pet theory is Ralph kept watching football after the Chiefs game, and she wanted to go out and see more of Mexico City (than 25m from the front door of their hotel).

That said, all good ones so far!
 
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Nihil Jung said:
One of my favorite Ralph metas is when he is magnanimous and taking the high road, you just know he 100% is gonna take the next exit and turn around. Lol

Calling her a spic whore in 2 weeks, I guarantee it.
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He may actually limit his references to her and their breakup. All of his tweets and vagueposting about Meigh/Faith/Vickers, etc, are written with them as the intended audience, to antagonize them. He gets off on being a bully.

As far as we know, Pantsuela's only social media is on instagram, so any kind of subtweeting Ralph does will probably never even reach her, so why make the effort.

On the other hand, he has no friends or confidants other than the torta man, so he may just scream into the void to vent his frustrations.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
ITS A WORK GAYLOGS BTFO I LOVE HERRR

man met a woman on Tinder, met her twice and is saying he loves her. Pathetic.
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Truly pathetic. Totally “in love” with a woman he barely knows and needs google translate to communicate with.

This really confirms, for the 8,567th time, that Ralph is severe BPD case. One of the easiest ways to quickly spot someone with BPD is they instantly “fall in love” or think they are your new BBF. They also like to over share intimate or personal details that sane people know to keep private until they get to know someone well over an extended period of time - like what horrible victims they are and how much money they make/have. Ralph fell in love with her over tinder and was telling her all about alogs, being a e-celeb and how rich he was before she even came to Cancun. He’s a legit psycho.
 
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