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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 20 50.0%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 5 12.5%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 15 37.5%

  • Total voters
    40
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Update: This post from Ralph eulogizing his relationship with Pantsuela has been deleted:

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Senorita, you are now officially an enemy of the Ralphamale
 
No woman is safe with Ralph?

Nah bitch, no woman is safe FROM Ralph.

Hide your wife, hide your daughters the Ralphamale is coming through like a mother fucker.

Another Ralph W. He will just find another bitch to abuse and spread his seed. (and sneed)
 
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Doesn't Ralph have so much debt and bad credit there's no way for him to get a place in the US? If he leaves Mexico I assume he'll head to southeast Asia.
Nah Guatemala and Ecuador are to Mexico what Mexico is to the US. The trend the continues as long as you skip Costa Rica and the ecotourists
INB4 he gets busted for trying to fuck a teenager in either Vietnam or Thailand.
teenager? Optimistic
 
I think he was looking at Cuba or Guatemala.
He will not last in Cuba, there is no way to get Foreign Currency on The Island anymore unless you bring it with you and NOBODY wants the Cuban Peso which is no longer on par with the US dollar and is Mexican Pesos levels of trash now according to my buddy who went there over Christmas.

Plus he's an American Citizen.
 
Tough day to be Ethan Ralph. Luckily the Nora dildo is still there for him to suck on.
Unfortunately, Harry likely tossed it out with his gay wrassling belt he spent $1600 on.

A bit sus, given Vickers bloodline is not trustworthy
The Vickers are a bunch of spergs but I don't recall them ever putting out fake bullshit. I don't like their antics but I would personally see them as a trustworthy source. Of course, they'll break it anytime with just one gayop.

I've known people to type in English text proficiently, they'll even use somewhat higher level words but they couldn't speak the language at all. They'll seem like a high schooler in text but sound like some Chinese international student being caught with 89kg of undeclared food items at the border.

He wouldn't be considered a midget in Asia so that's a good idea. I don't know if the food is pig-sloppy enough for him there tho.
He won't be a midget in Pyongyang, he'll be hunted for food.
 
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