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Featured on Feb 5, 2024 by Null: Meet Jim Stewartson.
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Jim Stewartson, born in possibly around March of 1969, is an award winner, patent earner, company starter, industry pioneer,
failure,
and absolutely cuckoo
This was all taken in line from the same substack post.
Jim Stewartson is bizarre waif of a man. What started as a promising, going nowhere Hollywood producer career for a failed interactive TV service mechanism thing turned into deranged ravings overnight almost literally. He now believes almost everything is Q or Qanon. General Mike Flynn is Q. Fredrick Brennan, Hotwheels and former owner of 8chan, is Q. A liberal Jew deboonker is Q, his most hated enemy. and Fredrick's butt buddy. Your fucking dog is probably Q and posting disinformation on the Internet and needs to be put down. This is serious business y'all! Too much is at stake and Jimmy has stepped up to the plate. He's taken up the mantle of being a "disinformation expert" to the point that he no longer eats so it looks like he has AIDS and I'm not just saying that because he's a raging faggot that looks like he's dying from AIDS.
Jim before the dark times
Jim now that Trump has forced him to take daily injections and wear diapers due to AIDS!
Part One: Humble Beginnings
There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Tards. But it was a beginning.
There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Tards. But it was a beginning.
James wasn't always like this. Information about him is a little sparse and yet in depth. Family details are that he is married and has three sons. Almost everything that I can find about his early life comes from his own linkedin.
05-15-24 Update!
A few months after this thread was made, James
Thank you Jim for your pride and mental deficiencies. I now return you to your regularly scheduled OP, already in progress.
About
I’m a systems thinker with an advanced ability to rapidly absorb new domains of information to predict outcomes, derive meaningful solutions, and build creative plans and products. I have spent more than 25 years developing products and building teams at the boundary of creativity and technology.Along the way I have built a strong hands-on technical understanding of:
3D / Computer Graphics
Augmented Reality
Virtual Reality
Artificial Intelligence — especially Large Language Models like GPT3
Interactive Narratives — Alternate Reality Games (ARGs)
I have had extensive experience across other domains as well:
Business strategy, planning and forecasting
Product development
Content creation
Marketing strategy and PR
Writing and editing
A very brief early history:
Formal education and I never got along. I am an autodidact — a voracious one — and the methods that were used in school were simply obstacles to me.
After moving to San Francisco to be in a punk band with my friends I started moving boxes for money and soon found myself “Vice President of Central Planning” for a women’s clothing company. I networked the whole company and learned computer graphics on the side. That was way more fun than clothing so I quit and started a graphics company — in 1993.
A few years later in 1996, I answered a bulletin board message that wanted someone to build a VR/3D game *on the web* for a Star Trek movie. I love Star Trek and it had never been done before, but I thought I knew how, so I said I would do it. And I did — through blood, sweat and tears — and by the skin of my teeth. I enjoy being first.
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26 years later I’m still the same guy. If you put a complex problem in front of me that has not been solved, I will either solve it or build an alternate way to meet the goal. And while I’m very self-directed, it’s working with others across different domains of expertise to synthesize creative ideas where I thrive.
I’ve been equally happy as an independent contributor and as the CEO of a company of 75. I can work on my couch or hold my own in a Board meeting or a press interview. I’ve earned several patents, won a Primetime Emmy, an Innovation Award at the Games Developer Conference, and two Grand Prix CyberLions from Cannes. I’ve started five companies, worked at Google/Niantic and innovated every step of the way.
I have developed a lot of different skills over the years and I love to combine them to solve “impossible” problems.
Door’s open. Reach out!
He refuses to elaborate further.
Jim never lists what he has developed. The one thing that he kinda names, the Star Trek: First Contact game. The "game" has been found thanks to the work of @Kerr Avon, @AirdropShitposts and @Downsy Drone. It was a Shockwave game and only a demo version of it was ever released and it was released as a bonus the 30th Anniversary CD OST. Yes, a demo version of a Shockwave game.
The one thing that he kinda, sorta developed comes from his time at Awesome Rocketship where he
I have the technical know how that lets me do advanced things like download mods from Nexus and install a chassis fan. This could've actually meant something and I never would've been the wiser. However, I have the great gift of knowledge that comes from researching Jim so I know that he's a dumbass and liar. After asking around about it the consensus is that it's all just bullshit jargon and not just this, all of his ballyhooed experience.
- He starts doing website/graphic design in 1993 with his company Eponymous Press. No evidence exists of the company, any organization, that there was anyone else involved, or anything he made with it.
- In 1996 he shuts down Eponymous Press and cofounds Shout Interactive, Inc. He lists himself as President and CTO. This is the company he claims to have made the web Star Trek: First Contact with. The one piece of media that I was able to dredge up was this demo reel that was on archive.org.
The year 1999 gave us SoulCalibur, Resident Evil 3, and Final Fantasy 8 and this bullshit is what he is so proud of. - In February of 2000 he says he sold Shout to Eyematic Interfaces Inc. He somehow hornswoggled many legitimate companies to give him $29 million. In 2003 it sold of some kind of tech to Google to make Google Goggles, which is now dead. According to Corporation Wiki Eyematic is also dead.
- In 2003 he cofounded 42 Entertainment which will be highlighted below. It is also dead.
- In October of 2007 he founded Fourth Wall Studios, which will also be highlighted below. It too is dead.
- The time between March 2013 to July 2014 is unaccounted for. Whatever he did wasn't worth mentioning to prospective employers/collaborators.
- In July 2014 he becomes an Executive Producer at Niantic Labs (a). They were the ones who made Pokemon Go and even though he tries to sell himself as being part of Pokemon Go there's no evidence that I can find that he was a part of it development. His only verifiable thing with Niantic is a thing called Endgame: Ancient Truth, which will be highlighted below. Niantic Labs lives on with out him.
- In September of 2015 he cofounds Awesome Rocketship (a). Here he made a plug in using Unity to control haptic air effects, in other words he wrote a script that would make this machine
brap in your face at the correct time. Fun Fact! These were supposed to be marketed towards malls, hotels, and such (a) and have you buy tickets for it's premium service and weirdly enough it doesn't seem to have really caught on. Even funner fact! This futuristic mess was designed to be put in a pod of 8 so you can look all your faggot friends in the eyes as you virtually jerk off while getting techno brapped on.
Awesome Rocketship is looking for investors. - In July 2018 he became SVP, which either stands for Sexually Violent Predator or Senior Vice President, and "Product" for something called Talespin. He touts that he led development a "robust enterprise SaaS platform". SaaS stands for "Software as a Service" meaning Jimball was well ahead of the curve of getting you to eat the bugs, owning nothing, and being happy.
- In August 2020 he started The Thinking Project which will be talked about in Part 4.
- In March 2021 he became the Head of AI Game Studio at Latitude (a). The extent of his work there seems to have been dicking around with ChatGPT. It did give us the funniest and most fart huffing line from his shitty resume "Gained understanding of the power and potential danger of advanced artificial intelligence and a passion to help harness it for good"
- In January 2022 he left Latitude and hasn't had a job since.
Here are the big highlights from his working era. As stated above, in 2007 he founded a company called Fourth Wall Studios
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Wall_Studios
Why use Wikipedia as a primary source? Because there's virtually no information outside of this blurb. In fact, if you were to go to their Linkedin page and try to go to their website
https://www.linkedin.com/company/fourth-wall-studios/
You will get redirected to an Indonesian site for gambling and/or porn.
Three things, and really the only things, that can be taken away from the wiki article are:
- They made an interactive, choose your own adventure TV thing called Dirty Work that only worked on their proprietary platform called RIDEStv, whatever the hell that was. Very, very little information exists about it and what does only says that it's a thing with only one article that explains kinda how to use it. It did get it's own twitter in February of 2012 but it's last interaction was at the end of February the next year.
https://twitter.com/RIDEStv/with_replies
Dirty work was about one guy, one woman, and a tranny whom the guy refuses to date (that is not a joke) who go around and clean up crime scenes for criminals I guess. Only three episodes were ever made and Jimmy was executive producer for all three.
You can watch the trailer here!
https://www.youtube.com/user/FourthWallStudios
You can see the most viewed spot here! Spoilers: It's where we're told that Michelle has a dick.
This is the show that won an Emmy for "Outstanding Creative Achievement in Interactive Media-Original Interactive Television Programming" which is a category that didn't exist before 2012 and hasn't existed since.
It too got it's own twitter that lasted just over a year as well.
https://twitter.com/dirtywork/with_replies
- Four years later they were able to convince some Korean billionaire surgeon who invented the drug Abraxane to give them $15 million dollars to which it seems they did absolutely nothing with. The doctor's name is Patrick Soon-Shiong which looks like Patrick Soon-Shlong if you just glance at it. I have seen speculation that Pat's financial entanglement is what ultimately brought down Fourth Wall.
This article is also the only information I could find on how RIDEStv even worked. You would have to call, or text, or use that new fangled electronic mail to choose how the actors responded. I know I called it choose your own adventure but there's nothing to indicate that your choices matter in the telling of the story. IN FACT the one video I was able to find showcasing this "tech" flat out says that you can just sit on your ass and do nothing with this interactive media.
That's a real selling point there. - In the same wiki article, the last paragraph is dedicated to talking about a different company called 42 Entertainment that made 2 alternate reality games, not to be confused with augmented reality games, one for Halo 2 called I love Bees and one for Nine Inch Nails called Year Zero. Both games were released in 2007 and they also were not games. They were websites that made were part of attempted viral marketing. This is treated like something novel and ground breaking, never mind that The Blair Witch Project did this to actual success almost a decade prior. If you've heard of either, congratulations! You get a star! It's worth mentioning that Jim got his own page on the Halo wiki for I Love Bees and there's no way for me to prove that he he was involved in the very detailed write up of a no named guy.
This isn't an article. It's an ad.
Even going up by increments of full years shows very little use of his twitter and what use there is is just promoting his Hollywood bullshit and something called Endgame: Ancient Truth.
https://twitter.com/search?q=(from:jimstewartson) until:2017-12-31 since:2011-02-01&src=typed_query&f=live
If you click the link from the tweet unfortunately there are no blackjack or hooker. It just redirects to Niantic's site and there's is no mention of Endgame anywhere. It has it's own youtube channel and you can watch the trailer here!
https://www.youtube.com/user/endgameancienttruth
https://twitter.com/EndgameARG/with_replies
It's so weird that everything that Jim touches or is a part of dies after a year! It must be a coincidence. You think that right? You're not one of those...CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!? Which that brings us to Jim's current state of mind.
On August 24, 2018 at 7:58PM EST Jameson Stewartson's blane bloke.
https://twitter.com/search?q=(from:jimstewartson) until:2018-08-30 since:2011-02-01&src=typed_query&f=live
His Hollywood bullshittery mattered not, regardless of whether it was augmented or alternative! Trump must be defeated! The only thing that I can find that happened around that day is that Trump gave some midterm speech (a) and wasn't going to send $200 million in aid to the West Bank (a). Regardless of what the triggering event was, this was the beginning of Jimbo's foray into politisperging. I'll be super generous by lying and say that he did a thousand tweets before August 24. That means in 4 and a half years he has amassed over 75,000 tweets and retweets and all are politisperging. He must have overheard during one of his many buttfucking sessions that ARG was out and screaming "ORANGE MAN BAD" was the new hip thing that brings in the youth and their dollary doos. However, he is not one who follows trends. Jimberto loves to be first and is a trend setter! Our wet brained wunderkind decided to go full Doug Walker and go one step beyond. Jimbob was gonna take down Q and Qanon! So sure of Jimself he was that he shot a documentary about Qanon in 2021, years after Q came and went, and waited 2 year to put it on twitter just to show you conspiratards that the one year death thing is all a hoax! You can watch it here!
Jimantha has two main vectors in how he's able to infect the world with his Blueanon craziness. The first is his twitter. It is pointless to try to showcase his twitter. It is all either regurgitated nonsense about how anyone Jim does not like is part of Qanon (a) and and they are a terrorist (a) and they need to be dealt with (a), or it's complaining about the trolls (a) whether they are real or not. At the time of this writing Jim does not have a dedicated fan base like Patrick Tomlinson and his loveable Pat Posters. What he does have is people from both sides of the political aisle calling him stupid and the occasional innocent bystander that he gets autisticly hyper fixated on. Occasionally there is the jerkop, super cyberbully that gets in and digitally harasses Jim such as our own beloved, soft eyed Ervrlrd boi with a large body count because he's so darn cute, NULL!
Much holiday cheer was had.
Now very astute readers may have caught that above I said 4 and a half years worth of tweets when it should be 5 and a half. Well...
In the business, we call this foreshadowing.
*bum bum bum*
Around 6 PM EST on January 11 of 2022 Jim was banned off of Twitter for an entire year.
Jimtard claims that he was mass flagged (a) off of twitter for calling Joe Rogan a gimp because of Kali Yuga (a). He provides nothing to back this up other than his word. With this twitter's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Undo the ban to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created, you stupid fucking chuds! Many false incarnates would've been destroyed by such an obstacle but Jimberino is no false incarnate! Jimberino IS the Jimerevarine and he must defeat Dagoth Q! Here inters Jim's second vector for his patented insanity, his personal blog, MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
More enterprising retards than I might be willing to give the Son of Stewart their email but big sissy pants Q believers like myself trust the plan and click the "No thanks >" but be warned!
lol
This is how he greeted the world, not with a whimper but an OMFG
The 14th of January, 2022, was day filled with wailing, coping, and sneeding of teeth. He did 12 blogs that day running the gamut of insignificant posts like the above to full on essays simultaneously crying about the hadurz and flexing on them. I will use this one blog as an example
and really because I only wanted to include this
"I can't be anti-Semitic! My grandparents were Ashkenazi Jews! I've also never taken any money to do any of this!" This will become even funnier later.
Mind War is a treasure trove of schizo silliness. In the days following after he was kicked off of twitter this became his base of operations and he flourished because there is not a small character limit on Substack like on Twitter, also the whole he didn't have anywhere else to go thing. From it we can glean such truths like discovering that a group of messianic psychopaths are trying to rig evolution (a) or how Bored Ape NFTs are coded Nazi SS propaganda (a). Not only does it house the rantings of a mad man who picks out a single piece of information and has his broken mind creates whole narratives out of the aether, it houses his podcast, the Dispatches Podcast (something he does with other tards from time to time), and vlogs.
If you are a true intellectual and know the only way to defeat ignorance and Nazis is by reading then you are in luck! It is not an exaggeration to say there are HUNDREDS of blogs he tries to pass off as articles. I have held my middle mouse button to zoom scroll down to the bottom of the Articles tab for 3 minutes and have yet to reach the bottom. I eventually got tired and stopped around April of 2022. In that entire time of looking for the end I have found no sanity. Here's a fun game for all of you kids at home! Go to the Archives tab and hold Page Down on your keyboard for anywhere from 15-30 seconds and see what shining bit of wisdom you are blessed with. And if you can't be bothered by that then you can go right below this post and check out @AirdropShitposts's confounding collage of crazy!
Here's what I got after 18 seconds!
That one was a little more than a long tweet so I went 23 seconds beyond that!
The entire thing is going after his most hated enemy outside of Fredrick, a Jew. That is my cue to segue to the next segement.
Being as crazy as the great Jambino means you're gonna make a few enemies as well as a few allies. There is an entire ecosystem of people who are dyed in the wool #Stewanon, such as Pam Hemphill (a) and Steven Jarvis (a). There are also people who may or may not be Qanon but are believed to be traitors to America only because Stewbart said so, for example people like KassandraSeven (a) whom you'll see pop up through out the thread and Douglas Mathew Stewart (a). For as much as he declares that Qanon and MAGA and anything Trump adjacent is a cult (a), and anyone involved with it can be deprogramed if they grovel enough (a), Stewanon is very cultish and he is their Jim Jonesartson. Good thing for him and his stew crew that all his enemies are on the other side of his libshit ideals, such as...the ADL!
You may remember waaaaaaaaaaaay back in Part One, in the work history bit, that in August of 2020 SlimJim started an organization called The Thinkin Project.
It's website:
and that's it.
The new and improved website:
It'll be out when it's out.
It's youtube:
If there was ever any content on this channel it is long gone.
It's linkedin:
This is all the information for the whole account.
The Thinkin' Project's facebook:
Dead like everything else. Imagine my shock.
The Thinkin' Project's twitter:
There might be some confusion so let me show how I got there. At the top of the shitty Thinkin' Project site there are three blocks next to the help@thethinkinproject.com email. The first one goes to the dead facebook. The last one redirects to a dead RSS feed. The middle one is the twitter and if you were to hover your mouse over the icon you would see the address pop up on the bottom of the screen.
That is the connection. Whoever ran that account is certifiable and hates Stew which is fitting for Stewanons. I wanna point out that the account follows one account and it's an Only Fans whore.
That pertains to nothing and isn't relevant, just funny.
He's also an internet tough guy
Makes my Kiwi heart proud.
and that's it.
The new and improved website:
It'll be out when it's out.
It's youtube:
If there was ever any content on this channel it is long gone.
It's linkedin:
This is all the information for the whole account.
The Thinkin' Project's facebook:
Dead like everything else. Imagine my shock.
The Thinkin' Project's twitter:
There might be some confusion so let me show how I got there. At the top of the shitty Thinkin' Project site there are three blocks next to the help@thethinkinproject.com email. The first one goes to the dead facebook. The last one redirects to a dead RSS feed. The middle one is the twitter and if you were to hover your mouse over the icon you would see the address pop up on the bottom of the screen.
That is the connection. Whoever ran that account is certifiable and hates Stew which is fitting for Stewanons. I wanna point out that the account follows one account and it's an Only Fans whore.
That pertains to nothing and isn't relevant, just funny.
He's also an internet tough guy
Makes my Kiwi heart proud.
full text is here
First, let it be known that I and many others who helped make this thread possible have provided more links and screenshots to back up this writing than this fucking Vice faggot
ever did. You should always be leery of anything the press says, even more so from Vice. The claims that Jim was in the discord wanting to "annihilate" a jurno he's fighting with? Completely unverifiable because he links to nothing nor provides any screen caps. The money they got? Can't prove it because the gofundme got yeeted into the sun. Even Jim's hilarious quote that his only research skill is to "google shit" I have no idea where that came from. There are only things that can be verified from this.
- Jim left TTP shortly after Vice went and launched an investigation into it, to which he provided no comment. Jim frames this as him bravely taking slings and arrows like the hero he is (a). The more accurate description is him tricking a bunch of people to join up with him, get their money, absolutely shit up the place, a flee the ship he sunk like a poz loaded rat.
- This is Jim's introduction to one Mike Rothschild, the second in Gamergate command right behind Fredrick Brennan, at least according to Stewbort.
Mike is also aware of Jimbo's continued existence and isn't much of a fan.
It is very clear that Rothschild is not for Flynn and is very much on Jimberley's side of the aisle. Jim's whole belief that Rothschild is a Q supporter comes from that Vice article where Mike called Jim a danger due to Jim's wild shooting into a crowd with his Qanon gun. Here's a fun exchange where he schizos out hard and declares that Rothschild's best friend is Fredrick FUCKING Brennan, Hotwheels himself!
The fifth line down starts with this amazing line
what proof does he have of this? Fuck you! Fun fact! I can only find one mention of Mike in the entire Hotwheels thread and it's from deranged woman (?) who calls Rothschild a "disinformation mule"
The fall of TTP, half assed articles, fighting with fellow Jews, calling fellow Jews Nazis, and getting slapped down by THE Jew agency was only the beginning of Stewpid's trouble.
When your only tool is incoherent rambling, every person you don't like becomes part of Qanon. The master spergmith went to work hammering down those Qanon nails. Through reasoning I've been told but can't understand, he came to the belief that former Lt General Mike Flynn IS THE Q OF QANON! What was his evidence that Flynn was Q? Jim became convinced, because he read another blog (a), that Mike Flynn was using Alternate Reality Games, something Jim believes he helped invent (a), to psyop people into becoming Qanon (a). It didn't matter how many people tried to say he was wrong or a retard. The master of intelligence gathering would not be moved and openly mocked his opposition.
This came to a head and on April 27th of 2023 he was hand delivered a cease and desist order from lawyers representing General Mike Flynn.
Sempai Flynn-kun noticed Jim-chan desu in the best way possible uWu! Jim got excited and bragged about a potential lawsuit from THE Q! He even asked his followers what his course of action should be.
So he burnt it.
The second image is actually a video of Jimmy holding the C&D to a candle as it burns. This Chad flex on a former high ranking member of the military had some consequences such as his full address being visible and legible.
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His house is listed at $1.2 million dollars and he asks people to give him money to do what he does and pay his legal bills. LOL.
The lawsuit did go through but best that I can tell is that the initial hearings just finished around January 20, 2024 and on the 30th Flynn's case was dismissed!
...for someone else
Flynn's suit against Jim, in contrast, made it past the anti-SLAPP with 4 remarks that Jim will need to litigate.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Flynn wasn't the only one to sue our boy. Enter into this story former defense secretary chief of staff, Kashyap Pramod "Kash" Patel
James took one look at Cashapp and said "nuh uh not in my streets you dot head!" What Kash's claims are do not matter. Why?
Because he lost the case. To just add on to this sundae of Stewpidity Jim lost because his dumbass didn't show. No one, not a single representative went out the Nevada to even put up a fight. What is Jim's reasoning for missing a court date that he was well aware of?
He lies about never being served. Check the docket yourself. Now the dunderfuck potentially owes Kash TEN FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS! You may also notice that Jim Stewpiro states that Kash filed for default judgement. This is a very strange thing for someone with such prolific intellect prowess as him to say when the court says Jim defaulted due by failing to plead their side. A PDF of the court's judgement is in the attachments so you don't even have to trust a stranger on twitter saying it. Who would ignore a lawsuit like this and let himself get a default judgement against them? Jim would AT LEAST TWICE! You heard that right Stew believers! Jim was sued by Wells Fargo over credit card debt that he stopped paying after June 18, 2019, and never showed up for court as shown in the documents for County of Los Angeles case number 20TRCV00063.
He owes Wells Fargo $28,360.84. Hotwheels says that Wells Fargo tried and failed to get their money as late as December of 2022 and I'm trying to confirm if they've made any headway since. Fatrick Tomlinson has cost himself tens of thousands of dollars with his own idiocy but he at least had the smarts to actually show up to court instead of putting a legal ball gag in his mouth, going "Default rape me, daddy judge! I'm a bad boy and need court correction!"
On the 19th of April, 2024, Jim showed the mighty Q what was what and that Jim would be intimidated NO MORE! Jim stole his balloons.
This requires some backstory.
Earlier in the week, on April 16th, Jimlee did what he does best and and was shitting up other people's timelines. Once again he turned his eyes to the Flynns and made his target of choice Mike Flynn Jr, son of Mike Flynn Sr. Jr, having grown weary of Jim's incontinence, finally said debate me bro. I believe that Jr thought he'd be fine as Jim has a fear of confrontation. Jr, like his father, was wrong buster! Jim threw down the gauntlet and said "LFG" which is kind of impressive for a boomer who didn't understand what being called a bundle of sticks is just days prior.
That ticket is presumably for a paid showing of Mike Flynn's movie Flynn and a meet and greet. Jim provides no further context no any proof that he bought a ticket. On the 19th he tweets out a picture and a video of him in Santa Barbara, which is 100 miles and 2 hours away from his home.
It may look like it but I assure you that he's not wearing pink eyeshadow like an AIDS riddled faggot. He is NOT wearing pink eyeshadow. Because he's very stupid we were able to find out which hotel he stayed at and that he at least paid $750 just for the room and all so he could steal balloons. That's your gofundme money hard at work, idiots. Hours later, Jim declared victory. He stated that Jr was too chickenshit to actually debate him. To prove he was there, and to rub their noses in it, Jim brought forth his burgled balloons.
Things to note:
- Jr never agreed to actually meet Jim. Jr was busy with this event. Jim believes that he scared Jr off twitter for four days because Jim is dumb.
- The balloon picture is from his hotel room. It's the same weird ass tree, same turn lane, same railing as what he showed in his pink eye video and can be seen of the Mar Monte from google maps.
- No one saw Jim at the event itself. There are no pictures of Jim at the event. There is one Stewlog who thinks she may have saw Jim leaving the event with someone but that's all we have so far besides the balloons.
- The balloons do not appear at the event. The balloons were put along side the road as markers to let visitors they were going the right way, think of signs with balloons on them in a subdivision letting you know which way it is to little Jimmy's birthday party.
- Those balloons are important "because those balloons were very...clear...uh icon of this particular event so...uhm...yeah."
Lolo is like the cock mongler but undead and uncool. The only thing Lolo loves more than Jim's conspiracy theories is Jim's cock. You can check out her twitter and see her doing everything she can to please her man. The cock lich actually went to the event. She took three videos of it through out the night and then left because she was too cold. In all her videos, Jim does not show up once. She actually refuses to say if she and Jim met or what he was doing while she was there. During her last live stream someone in chat got her to say Jim's name with out actually saying Jim. She tries to play it off but gets super pissed when she realizes that she's the one who slipped up, kinda suggesting that they did meet. All of this is well and good but what actually happened? The long and short of it is, we don't know. Let me list some theories.
- Jim drives to Santa Barbra, waits until evening, manages to make his way up to the avocado farm where the event is being held, doesn't need to be shuttled there like others because it's such a long walk, buys a Flynn hoodie, never actually confronts people he says are trying to kill him/ruin his life, makes it out of there under the cover of night, is never actually seen, rips a bunch of balloons from their sign mooring, goes back to the hotel and has the maid Consuela take his victory picture for him.
- Jim drives to Santa Barbra, meets up with the cock lich, the two go to the event, she goes in to scope the place out, he waits outside of the parameter like a ninja with AIDS as backup, Jim is never actually seen, cock lich gets cold, cock lich leaves, one of the grabs the balloons on the way back, they go back to hotel and cock lich takes the victory picture for him.
- Jim hitches a ride to Santa Barbra with cock lich, stays in the hotel the entire time, cock lich goes to do his bidding, cock lich buys a hoodie for Jim, gets cold, steals balloons for Jim, goes back to the hotel and takes his victory picture for him.
This has been the Balloonening update.
Fin: It's French for End.
The record show he took the blows and did it the duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb way
The record show he took the blows and did it the duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb way
Jim's story is not done but this post is as it's reaching it's character limit. So let's get to brass tacks: Why should you be interested in Jim Stewartson? I mean, just look at him.
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