I like how the blonde fag hag is mostly ignoring her husband's attempts to get him some balldo in the same way that her twunk is ignoring all of our wife's body language. Body language desperately trying to convey that he's being gross and making everyone uncomfortable.
That is until the very last clip. You see I think I know whats going on here: this man has been realigned - he's a yestergay.
Whats a yestergay? A lot of men bounce around from label to label, never finding their proper gay home. My hunch is that this man has gone from a twink, to a twunk, to a twank.
Whats a twunk? A twink and a twunk, a twink with muscles, but still hairless. So smooth. Incredibly smooth. A twank on the other hand, a twank is no good. Thats a twink and a skank, essentially a ragdoll being passed around from twink to twunk to bear to otter...
Whats an otter? A subsection of bear, still hairy but where a bear generates his power through sheer mass alone, the otter generates his power through extraoirdinairy quickness, cunning, and skill. Thats a lot to keep in your head to maintain a lifestyle. Its VERY difficult to maintain the lifestyle of a twank versatile because this often leads to a lot of self hatred and denial, especially among the religious or political types so they try to realign their sexual orientation primarily through hot tub streams.
Now I know what you're thinking - so he's not gay anymore? Well thats a hotly debated topic, isnt it? I for one am of the belief that some things cant be thrown in the trash and your sexuality is one of them. Im sure you agree, some cocks cant be unsucked. So is it a case of forgetting or denying?
Most likely the former, considering that with the exception of the ditz with the painted nails about to drop her only source of gratification in world into the water, everyone has a BAC in the hundredths. Her direct answer to him saying hed prefer a fist up his ass to new kids on the block was "well, is it your birthday?" was rather telling. Ditto, the responses from balldo and our wife, "I know whats happening later tonight" and "I've got saran wrap!" respectively. They know. They all know, that just after the stream stops, the two girls will watch on with equal parts horror and disgust as balldo pulls out his favorite scrotum confining accesory and shove it deep into this yestergay as they lose what little respect they may have had for either of them at the beginning of this stream.
As a man slightly older than Nick who has been married a year longer than him, who has the same amount of children, I can confirm, at least anecdotally, that this is not remotely normal. I have multiple married friends, which is pretty typical, the only sexual conversations have been between I and my friend, they were serious conversations, and there were zero gay jokes. Those conversations also all took place relatively early in his marriage. If there are any other longtime wed individuals here your input would be appreciated.
Well maybe you should spice things up, you prude. Drink a little and have a couple really uncomfortable hot tub streams with some fag hags and their pseudo-closeted "husbands". Maybe put on a balldo, just for a goof! Try it, you'll like it!
wtf is going on in this thread?
